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Jody

@monterossino.bsky.social
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Napa/Tuscany. Likes good wine, good books, good cats, and good whiskey. Go Niners/Dubs/Giants! Recovering world class ballroom dancer. Would sleep better in these times without that history degree.

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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
To understand how the Trump administration behaves and makes (and unmakes) policy, you have to understand that it comes from a constant battle between incompetence and evil. Their policies are usually a combination of both in different measures.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Netflix is laying off 1,000 workers — its largest layoff ever. In 2025, Netflix had a net income of $11 billion (up 26%). Its CEO was paid $53M (255x more than the median employee). And it just raised prices for the second time in just over a year. Corporate greed in a nutshell.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Seconded!
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That game was insane. I'll take it any way we can get it. #49ers
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My MAGA focus group felt betrayed by tariffs, high gas prices, and inflation. I asked if there was any way Republicans could win back their support, and they replied only if they could prove that the pain had fallen harder on Black people.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Source: Bezos to pay $50 million for rights to stream execution on Amazon Prime.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jaws at age 10. Woke up with nightmares.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Error my ass.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yep.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Real patriots don't eat no woke bananas.
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Tsun. All Tsun. @alltsunnodere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you see this, could you please reskeet it? I want to test something.
Maya rolled over on the back of the couch
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fifteen of the nineteen 9/11 hijackers were Saudi—the same country Trump just blessed with a nuclear program.
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Evergreen Intel @vcdgf555.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Amen.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely this.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor Day is about unions. Unions built the middle class. You can’t support the middle class without supporting unions. Massively powerful companies & their politicians spend LOTS of money telling you not to support unions. Because it’s the only thing they fear. Happy Labor Day
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No
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Elliott Lusztig @elliottlusztig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you voted for Trump in 2024, I will never respect your intelligence, and I will never again trust your basic human decency, so there is no point pretending we know each other.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
theonion.com/sophie-cunni...
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Amazing thread.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FUCK NOT DOLLY
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
On the one hand, I shouldn't wish my country ill. On the other hand, Canada's grandfathers bled with my grandfathers fighting the Nazis. When we were attacked on 9/11, we asked Canada to send their sons and they bled with our troops in Afghanistan. To betray that bond - we'll deserve what we get.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are fighting Iran by backing Iran’s allies Russia and North Korea. Not only five-dimensional chess but a truly American sense of fairness from this remarkable president. by Marc Thiessen
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Anders Åslund @andersaslund.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As long as Trump is US president, the whole world knows that the ideal of the US is mendacity & cruelty.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I will never ever understand this level of cruelty and viciousness.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wages? Stagnant. Jobs? Don’t exist. Doritos? $8. Lettuce? Diarrhea. Wife? Left me. Libs? lol owned
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love this thread.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this is the kind of obstreperousness, don't tell me what to do-ness, i got rightsness that is the sheet anchor of American liberties.
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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
1/ We're back with another California public health update. This week, we're looking at how West Nile virus is accelerating, Covid-19's summer wave, and a dangerous heat that's headed our way this weekend. We're also checking in on Cyclospora, which is still sparing CA. Here's what you need to know👇
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anfifapoppa.bsky.social @anfifapoppa.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I guess we forgot. The Saudis are not our friends
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My kids have measles, I can't breathe the air, I can't afford gas, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite RFK Jr. ordered the CDC to stop monitoring. But at least now the Saudis have a nuclear program.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’d never judge anyone. But we had to put our little boy kitty down last month and he was looking deep into my eyes until he fell asleep. He was deeply bonded to me and he knew I was there. I’m devoutly grateful I could be.
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laperry2.bsky.social @laperry2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
www.worseonpurpose.com/p/your-cookw...
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Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose
One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still worth buying.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yep.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.
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Giulio Betti @giuliofirenze.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
La vergogna (thread) Una significativa parte d’Europa sta vivendo, da oltre un mese, la più intensa fase di caldo anomalo mai registrata. In Francia (ma non solo) superata per durata e intensità la peggior sequenza dell’estate 2003. 1/8
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s weird (and due to design restrictions restoring a 300 year old house) that the best view from our Tuscan house is from the upstairs bathroom window. But it’s a corker when the light is right.
A view of the Apuan Alps at sunset, mountains lit in red gold, with a small village and castle below
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Jody @monterossino.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Flat out genius.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the official position of the Supreme Court is that racism does not exist except when any step whatsoever is taken to combat racism
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The 250th anniversary of America is exactly what I thought it would be: with America losing wars constantly and the president arresting you for disrespecting his pool
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