Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 1hCat update. Whoever this is, seems to be running a gang which consists of solely our two cats. 140
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Richard absolutely clearing out Burberry before this stated filming 010
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Claudia's outfit during this task is so, so good 000
Reposted by Kylie Monogamousben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026richard IJBOLing too close to the sun i fear #traitors 1231
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ok who is the most fuckable this season, lets see... 000
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Walked into my bathroom, found this cat. This is not my cat. 2102
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What if I just got my news from Weekend Update? What then? 011
Reposted by Kylie MonogamousJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident" 17848157
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'Sombr performs an ode to George Michael'static.klipy.comBarbie Doll's 'You What WTF' ReactionALT: Barbie Doll's 'You What WTF' Reaction 020
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wasting a fucking excellent outfit on the office today 000
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got very drunk and made out with my sworn enemy last night? 210
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 25/09/2026AHS season 13 starts in a way that is so stupid, even by Ryan Murphy standards 010
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm woke, but I'm not Greenfield Massachusetts woke 010
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 25/09/2026HACKNEY WICK, FINALLY FREE OF ROSE GRAY. THANK YOU CHARLI XCX 020
Reposted by Kylie MonogamousRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026MIRANDA: I'm not sure I like Mamdani appearing publicly with Trump CHARLOTTE: I like it, it shows we can all get along SAMANTHA: As long as he appears privately in my bedroom tonight CARRIE: Big brought an iced coffee to my mother's funeral 032
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hate to deep it as the kids say, but the way people dish out what is just unabashedly misogynistic jokes about Nigella Lawson is so uncomfortable to see 010
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Has Nigella always spoken like she's downed a bottle of prosecco? 000
Reposted by Kylie MonogamousScrappy Doo @slhutch1980.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nigella when she was talking about her bog ingredients 😂 💀 #gbbostatic.klipy.comUm Um OkALT: Um Um Ok 0212
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I saw that influencer that went on that weird propaganda trip to a Shein factory in Shoreditch today and I've never been more starstruck 110
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We are so close to Fairytale of New York discourse and god I'm excited 010
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Started donating to RNLI, and you can too: rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 010
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Probably the weakest SNL UK so far. Two not great weeks, weekend update still the highlight but it needs to be longer. 100
Reposted by Kylie Monogamous𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026two things about that ed sheeran competition which are absolutely mad. 1) they're allowing people to upload videos for public consumption with zero moderation 2) the closing date is october 7th this may go down as one of the biggest PR disasters of all time 1326156
Reposted by Kylie Monogamousone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah 232322469
Reposted by Kylie MonogamousBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision 201156278
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sorry but the vid of Mitch McConnell in the car is SENDING ME AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH 120
Kylie Monogamous @montague.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can still support Macklemore by playing his music with the volume down btw. You don't need to listen to it (thank god) 010
