Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Despite saying how much I’m completely bored* with OffMenu nowadays I still listen every week and let them influence me. *its the seemingly never ending ads really 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Day 4 of being Henry Pakered (PAKERDONIA!). Sat by at beef & dairy, saw his show, appeared in dream & now he’s on a podcast. Tomorrow is three bean salad day too. Side note; @alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social surely the graphic should read with James Gill & Tim Lewis nowadays? #JusticeForTim 011
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s been out for a while now but I’ve not had a chance to really listen until the last week and I’m loving Nick Helm’s new album. Give it a listen! The album launch in Edinburgh was great, I had to march on stage and wave a flag saying ‘I am a cunt’ but he did give me a hat for my troubles. 110
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Instead of immediately jumping out of bed and going downstairs to feed the cat I had the nerve to go to the bathroom. Here’s Bastard trying to punch me in the face as penance for my crimes. 0180
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 02/09/2026In other news from the site today, the retaining wall I said months ago was rotten as fuck and going to collapse at some point has shockingly collapsed (with the exception of the top bit that was repaired by me). Why does nobody listen to me? 120
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Pals! I have things! Lots of Chrissy Derbyshire Innards flyers from her very first, intimate, fringe solo shows. Crowley Time podcast bookmarks (I listen to all the podcasts and it’s one of my absolute favourites). You must listen if you take one. Fizzy go yum yum sherbet badges. 110
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Putting up my last two years fringe booty. Welcome to the @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social zone ft. pal @abbydenton.com and unfortunately @chrisjack.bsky.social for some reason… (Much of the art work by the talented @natyougn.bsky.social) 150
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. (I know there’s four people but it’s obviously the two on the left) 030
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Happy birthday @chrisjack.bsky.social I’ve been saving this odd one out spoon from the accommodation just to ruin your day. 110
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The grass has the weird colour in Scotland and water just falls from the sky apparently. 250
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When you’re just trying to enjoy your pizza in your @coherentcomedy.com T-shirt but their acts keep looking at you from behind the bins. 161
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Current on a train from London-Edinburgh when I reached this page (it is not 02:05). 040
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Don’t listen just look at this fluffy lad and book tickets! 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Tim & James on the @alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social pod; “People should do the Alex Franklin double in Edinburgh!” Me, an autistic lad; “Already on the spreadsheet!” (Also the Thom Tuck double with Wolf of Poyais & ACMS) 021
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Loving @zafarcakes.bsky.social fringe poster this year 💙 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I had to retire through injury getting this fucker out. I don’t like being defeated. Hurt my hand trying to break the massive taproot that has since been downgraded to a sore thumb*. I will be back next time with the big spade to vanquish it. *not sore enough to keep me off the PlayStation 030
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 23/06/2026That’s ok it’s only when the van is which is currently sat in full sun. Oh, I’m hedge cutting right next to it also in full sun… (It has since risen to 42°c) 100
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Why would anyone be watching the boring old football when they could be here? 121
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 31/05/2026When you go to use the tiny bit of surface area in the kitchen but the person you live with has made one coffee with their needlessly giant machine. 220
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 21/05/202650 year old man can’t get himself to work, thinks I’m his personal chauffeur 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Me. This lot. There is no time to drink, only to consume comedy. 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 18/04/2026This has been going around and around in my head on a loop since Monday. Thanks @brainmage.bsky.social for keeping those pesky intrusive thoughts at bay! Who needs therapy when you’ve got ACMS? 071
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 11/04/2026@zafarcakes.bsky.social burnt lasagne knob Joey Page choppleganger. Soz, can’t remember the gapm email. 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Sad that @otterrix.bsky.social is on his way home for a few weeks but I still have his lovely notes to remember the fun times… 040
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Won a free t-shirt I regretted not buying in Edinburgh from @edyhurst.bsky.social’s wonderful show! 060
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 22/03/2026God they’re really scraping the barrel for guests now aren’t they! 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Hopefully knowing I heard the sensational lawn mower joke you made on today’s pod whilst mowing a lawn helps distract you from the horrors of your own brain for a minute 👏👏👏 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 08/03/2026This is a very confusing update to suddenly discover on Deliveroo as the guy is literally driving past Epsom Downs racecourse. Also fuck all gambling companies while we’re here. 020
