Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 4hIt’s become my something quick to watch while I eat show except I end up watching 3/4 episodes at a time. 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Join me in hoping Reform enthusiast Gerwyn Price finally gets knocked out so I don’t have to look at his face/listen to his weird sex noises anymore. 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ah it’s complete reorganisation of the supermarket day when I’m already tired & have had enough of people. Joys. 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Are you going to be actively trying to have the new backwards walker killed by walking them out in to traffic or down slippery steps? 110
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’d rather be in Edinburgh but all the comedians fucked off back to London 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please add whatever that noise Springer just made to your repertoire of impressions. 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026To quote a fig based line from operation mincemeat; ‘At least you’ll be regular’. 110
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The rightful 5th beatle, if only the cowards weren’t afraid to tell the truth. 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He needs to return to his rightful role of Andrew Lloyd Web-bah-bah! 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The multitool has finally reached its final stage of evolution*! *this is a three bean salad reference you probably won’t get; the belief that we’ll all eventually evolve in to crabs 120
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If I were one of those billionaires I’d be funding all the amazing people who make brilliant things just like this but alas I’m not. I’ll be starting my crowdfunder to become a billionaire soon but until then donate to this one. 0155
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every trade test you do as a chef will be 100% different every time except for one thing; cook an omelette. 110
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They could get a points deduction in what is probably a two horse race, we hand Arsenal the title now & everyone gets a season off? 020
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The three bean patreon strangle hold on live tickets continues. Luckily they tend to live stream these things and I much prefer being in bed than out around other people. 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think you qualify for some sort of neurodivergence award for combining three special interests of an autistic. I’ll enquire with the high council. 111
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just heard who are joining him @atomcrowley.bsky.social for Crowley Time live next month and as a massive for of that comedian & that musical I think I may have ruined my underwear. 110
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m pretty sure I nearly ran over Chelsea footballer Maika Hamano this afternoon 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mince was one of the origin pods I listened to eventually helping to fuel the habit of listening to every podcast. Like all good podcasts it quickly abandoned it’s football pod ethos & went full nonsense. It will be missed. 030
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s a travesty you weren’t hired to do the sound track for Green Street (or any of the subsequent, declining in quality sequels). 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Blocking out so much of DoD’s massive head is actually quite skillful. Most would have thought it impossible. 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah. I totally wouldn’t go with the dewalt one because it matches all my other dewalt things and I like stuff to match. 030
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don’t not like the answer I received but am unsurprised. 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Despite saying how much I’m completely bored* with OffMenu nowadays I still listen every week and let them influence me. *its the seemingly never ending ads really 000
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ah just non-desirables going to acms who obviously left at the first interval because it’s not for people like them. 011
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Always nice to know Thom Tuck has our back even when he doesn’t know it. Bet the cunts didn’t consider the bucket either. 120
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What current series? They rested this one out of respect for the number 22 didn’t they? 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Next series taskmaster line-up more than makes up for the current shit show. 010
Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A delightful George Fouracres jump scare in today’s programming. 011
