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Mona Lott

@monalott.bsky.social
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Seattle & Minnesota sports fanatic, tequila lover, uses all the swears, the Queen of Damn Near Everything. On the left but here for sports & jokes too. No Dm's w/o asking. Glowing newlywed @fungiplays.bsky.social is my King

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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 9h
First single/album you bought with your own money. No lying.
Technotronic, Pump Up The Jam
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 11h
How many accounts does this douchebag have? And why are they taking so long to block me everywhere? Amateur.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's not fun when I'm automatically unsubscribed 😂😭
Copy of a text from a GOP candidate asking for a donation & me saying I'm giving it to Ilhan Omar to help her fight the corruption they've brought down on her & to anyone else that wants to bring down the GOP, and then a reply saying I've been unsubscribed
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How my day will be spent before a very important appointment at 5pm
Picture of my feet on a lounge bed next to a pool in the sun
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Peppermill, the perfect hangover place
Spicy bloody maryHalf of a sausage, mushroom & cheese omelet with marinara sauce on top & some hash browns
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is #5 I think. We should NOT have ordered it. I somehow need to get back to my hotel
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WOW! Amazing photos! I didn't see gorillas, but I got to see some monkeys recently in Panama
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But then why have Community Guidelines that all users have to agree to when creating an account? These are screenshots straight from your own Guidelines, and these are the guidelines being ignored that are upsetting everyone towards you right now
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another highly underrated show
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine running errands in this! This is normal here, there is no in between. It is either downpour with lightning/thunder or nothing. I wish you could hear the thunder better. I love it so much though, I've been a drowned rat several times this week
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has anyone else read @thebloggess.bsky.social new book & gotten to this part only to realize you missed all the messages then went back through every page to find them? #yepthisisme
Corner of a blank page in a book that says, in small writing at an angle, "'why do I sometimes see tiny sentences at the bottom of some pages, Jenny?' These were empty pages, but that seemed like a waste, so I've hidden little subliminal messages for anyone looking for them. You have good eyes, my friend"
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I decided to try to take myself out. This may be my way to stay here. This will get infected & go to my brain, I'll go insane & disappear into the mountainside. That is the story anyway & I'm sticking. Don't come look for me, I'll be feral & might attack.
Picture of my lower left leg all scratched up after a fall while trying to get photos of a statue in a park.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love your thinking process, and thank you! Honestly, this is the type of pastries we've been buying, cake is not far off
Cone shaped pastry filled with a creamy custard that is so good
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Birthday tattoo done!
Jimothy the raccoon with a Mariners "M" trident on his upper arm
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@mclovindenise.bsky.social my trophy is awesome & hilarious 😂 next year I'll be more on top of setting my lineups
Screenshot showing I got 6 wins, 25 losses & no ties in my fantasy baseball league. The trophy is a thumbs up that says "you tried"
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Birthday tattoo about to commence!
Tattoo table coveted in plastic wrap & a ring light at the end, shining down on the table
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm having cake as my first meal of the day because it's my birthday & I'm old AF & probably won't live much longer anyway
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A different bakery today. I got the flan on the far left in picture 2, and this cone pastry filled with custard & topped with powdered sugar that apparently didn't make it into any of these photos. I'll take a picture before I eat it
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little mushroom I saw in the edge of a yard today.
Orange puffball-like mushroom
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Best meal of the trip so far was today's lunch. I got it at a little "fanda", basically a hole in the wall type place, the one today was a kitchen only & wood tables sitting in a gravel fenced off area under a metal roof. This was $5. I could easily eat this everyday.
Chicken drumstick in a flavorful red-brown sauce, rice covered in brown beans (not saucy), and their version of coleslaw with a quarter cut  cherry tomato on top. Oh, and a small strip piece of fried plantain.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This looks like absolute shit due to the foil wrapping then trying to run home through a downpour holding it & a container of leftover tacos, but this is one of the best bakery items I've ever had. Once the rain stops, I'm going to walk back up & get more, and will get good photos this time.
A roll cake with a raspberry filling & a white frosting on top, drizzled with raspberry sauce & a raspberry on top
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More food porn. This was all from the seafood market in Panama City. All I do is eat here. I'm going to come back weighing 300lb
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had these clams too, I think on my first day here. It was supposed to be the same sauce but it definitely wasn't & both were EXCELLENT
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to thunder now, another little squall of rain is about to come through.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last meal in the City before heading to the mountains was these clams. I could have eaten three more orders, they were so damn good.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Breakfast/coffee yesterday & coffee this morning. Seattle coffee is a joke compared to coffee here. I'm ruined now. Also, two photos of coffee beans on the plant. The coffee shop we were at today was in the middle of a plantation & harvests their own beans to use
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lunch yesterday. Shrimp tacos in a chile ancho mayo sauce on top of coleslaw & tomatoes, all topped with black sesame seeds, and panko chicken tacos with a crema sauce. And their version of guacamole. It was basically salsa with avocado, but made as ordered. Damn good food!
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't even begin to describe how beautiful it is here. This is where I belong, my soul is home. I am so calm & at peace here. If I disappear, don't come look for me, just know I'm living my best life
Orange flower surrounded by green plant shootsA path through a coffee plantationA gorgeous waterfallA bright green hillside with an open area leading up to dense trees
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These church bells ring everyday. I don't attend any church services, but there is something oddly soothing to me when I hear church bells. Ignore the power lines, just enjoy the steeples & the sound
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's been there before, I wonder if this will become a regular thing. Did you see this outside?
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I chased the sunset tonight across Panama in one of the shortest flights ever. It was gorgeous though!
Sunset leaving Panama CitySunset landing in David 45min later
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mine tonight. The restaurant didn't call it an espresso martini but that is exactly what it was
Espresso martini in a rocks glass with 3 coffee beans on top of the foam & 2 tiny straws in it
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For my #birds friends, I saw these two today on tiny islands in the Panama Canal. There were so many cool & new-to-me birds, but these were the only two I was able to get photos. I have no idea of their names yet but I'll look them up. I hope you enjoy these!
A bird with long skinny pink legs &  feet, an orange body with green highlights on its back, a Grey neck & head with bright red wide eyes & a stunning yellow long & skinny beat. The tip of its tail is visible & also appears Grey A  bird with a body shape similar to a small hawk, brown un color with some muted yellow in its face just around its eyes & beak. The beak is not really visible in this photo (this birds photo was really hard to capture) but it was short & dark.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is even worse on his FB page/group. I thought I got some screenshots of some of the truly offensive 9/11 shit & the AI crap he's created of himself but this one cracked me up. Brendan is a friend of mine & I laughed so hard I cried then texted him laughing even more 🤣🤣
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Took Sadie to Side Hustle to meet part of the "family". She knows I have food up here, she can't see it but she KNOWS. I can feel her eyes burning into me. She was shaking earlier, just begging & pleading for a bite
A crostini with mushrooms in a cream sauce on top. It is a decades old family recipe of the owners of the bar/restaurantSadie sitting at attention & staring intently up at me & the table. She is waiting for even a crumb to drop.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One of the best videos I have is of Mexican gray wolves howling & yipping mere feet away from me, only trees separating us, then seeing them move alongside the house & up the hill behind us (sound up to hear them, it was so much louder IRL)
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here are some screenshots as well listing concerns. The big one to me (although all are important) is the one about circular financing. Given that some of the companies they have either bought or are about to invest in for their IPO's, this could become a big issue faster than expected.
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Poor dog?! She doesn't even notice! Well, except for that one time. She just aims her ass at me & lets them rip! (Picture as evidence)
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
About this time of year but back in 1999. I'm pretty sure we had had several drinks before this photo
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sadie had her normal dinner, a Hemplers sausage, a few bites of a bun, and now is begging me for some of my food
My dog Sadie staring intently at my cup of baked beans & pulled pork sandwichSadie staring at me with a sad look on her face because I won't give her more food
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We made it! Sadie Mae, @fungiplays.bsky.social & me are ready for baseball!
My husband holding up my dog Sadie, who has her tongue out, and me next to Sadie, in our seats at T-Mobile Park. It is Bark in the Park night & there are all sorts of humans here with their puppers
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Babe: we aren't adopting Jimothy
Me:
4 pictures in a square of a baby goat making faces that imply indignation & a "the fuck we aren't" type attitude
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I FOUND A DUCK!!
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Feeling dumb, will probably delete this when I sober up
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dolphins!!
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Our "2 hour sophisticated dinner" that became 4.5 hours went totally off the rails & I was THERE for it!
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Mona Lott @monalott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This was just sent to me. Sadie reacting to smelling her own farts 🤣🤣🤣
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