Reposted by Nicholas Waltonomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣 14677611298
Reposted by Nicholas Waltonderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a beautifully dressed man: yasuto kamoshita 703614184
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth… 131599162
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonJenn (The_LoZelda) @lozelda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's this goofball's birthday today! He's 14! 1363292140
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026meanwhile people have been telling us since 2025 that we have to vote for him in 2028 131504252
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Someone started putting up "Remigration" stickers outside of my apartment building. Eat my shit and hair you're not getting rid of me. 425114
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shoutout to my cursed algorithm for giving me the funniest possible cycling ads. 121229
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026National Park Service Begins Offering Annual Body-Dumping Pass theonion.com/national-park-service-… 2094985
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what are we doing here? just a profound tragedy in the service of cruelty 540741
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonI Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dogs have feelings 2475318467
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-… 263118472
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 199113352172
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/09/202617 new public bathrooms. Across all five boroughs. Because you can’t wait — and you shouldn’t have to. 20596511406
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026FBI Moves To Raise Murder Rate For First Time Since 2023 theonion.com/fbi-moves-to-raise-mur… 15124585
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonScam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026After Yakub created white people, his second evil invention was coleslaw. 2284
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde 197129082228
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Happy National Birth Center Week! I look forward to continue working alongside birth centers like Birth Detroit and Birth Center Equity to build a future where every mom and baby survives child birth in our country. 624146999
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonScam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The moral panic around violence in video games is interesting in retrospect, because there is an element of video games that has genuinely been a social ill and it’s not the violence, it’s the multiplayer. 3391
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonSecular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Republican politics is pedophilia and terrorism then being shocked and outraged when they’re called out for pedophilia and terrorism 25549145
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026Could new bus shelter roofs help New Yorkers stay cool in extreme heat? We're testing a few in Brownsville to find out: a green roof covered with native plants, and reflective roofs covered with low-cost, heat-resilient film. 440123751735
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185063408
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonTheir Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yeah, ya’ ginger fuck! 651708273
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/09/2026How fast does government run? That’s up to you. This November, there will be 5 questions on your ballot aimed at making government work more efficiently for New Yorkers. Make sure your voice is heard. Register to vote by October 24th. Learn more about the ballot props by heading to nyc.gov/fast. 17981471959
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“To play in venues that silence anyone advocating for Free Palestine is simply not an option for us… most of the audience supported @macklemore… the real enemy is the Zionist lobby. Up the workers. Free Palestine.” @edsheeran’s band Beoga reminding us what moral clarity is 683595888
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/09/2026This is Cadence on her first day of 2-K last week in Jamaica, Queens. Her mom Christine said she was brave and ready to learn. Stories like Christine and Cadence's aren't fairytales. They're a real family positively impacted by programs like free child care. nyc.gov/storytime 605369872
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If “I just shagged a sheep and I like it” was a person 70168821224
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/09/2026No New Yorker should lose their life just trying to get around our city. We refuse to accept preventable tragedy as an inevitable part of living in New York. That's why we’ve announced more than 100 policies to make our streets safer over the next 10 years. 9988491275
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonSid Fiore Branca @sidbranca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026every time i visit toronto i honestly cannot believe my friends’ dog is real 833864193
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonSecular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026every penny one has over $999 million should be taxed at 100%. There should be no billionaires. Extreme wealth ratfucks democracy. Individuals become more powerful than the system. We can either be slave peasants to a bunch of Epstein class pedo perverts or we can have true freedom & democracy 2332280
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonKarlBear @gusterbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is the perfect little face I wake up to every morning. 2407704374
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonRetronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Technically not a cube, but it definitely had game: Nintendo launched the GameCube on this day in 2001.static.klipy.comPurple GameCube Console & GamesAlt: Purple GameCube animation with a stack of games (Luigi's Mansion is on top) 271616303
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonSheephin (Commissions Open!) @sheepshin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026RIP and TEAR 103387720
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonEd@Retired In CrazyTimes @ed-retired.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ectopic pregnancy deaths have nearly doubled. It’s worse in states with abortion bans. floridaphoenix.com/2026/09/14/r...floridaphoenix.comEctopic pregnancy deaths have nearly doubled. It’s worse in states with abortion bans. • Florida PhoenixThe number of women who died after an ectopic pregnancy has spiked in recent years, a ProPublica analysis found. The mounting deaths in Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data have drawn littl... 9825341422
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonShaun Pinner @shaunpinner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Putin’s imperial war wants you to believe Russia is doing far better than it really is. That is precisely why the Kremlin has resorted to killing Ukrainian civilians on an even greater scale than before, to project strength, spread terror and conceal its failures. 642264782
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonBloggo's POW! @bloggospow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I got a playstation 6 and it's got 2 optical drives!!! 1728819
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Get the Secretary of Defense to do an interview during a war that has gone wrong in every conceivable way since its conception, been declared over about 300 times, ect 60 Minutes: tell me about your feelings, Sir. 616016
Reposted by Nicholas WaltonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/09/2026Big futures begin with strong foundations — and for New York’s cutest, that starts as early as 2-K. This back-to-school season, we’re proud to provide free 2-K and lay the foundation for universal childcare across our city. Class is officially in session! 675424963