Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 1hwell confuse me with a casket 'cuz I am a-coughin' 031
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 11hInsane Clown Posse reportedly in shamblessci.newsPhysicists Find Evidence for ‘Third’ Type of Magnetism | Sci.NewsAltermagnets, a class theorists have described only in recent years, have no net magnetization, like antiferromagnets. 060
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 16hIt's a sign of how very stupid everything is to have an industry (AI) begging for regulation and a government very steadfastly saying no, and both of them are wrong. 020
Reposted by Mobius StripperTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20hthe differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it 542089411
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 20hEl-Sayed thinks it'll be helpful to campaign with Barack HUSSEIN Obama?? 030
Reposted by Mobius StripperDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 30125473918
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI"! 231
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All the other kids with the pumped-up Kirks You better run, better run, faster than my bullet 0111
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wait, what? When have you ever been "doing a bit"?? I've made a lot of very important life decisions based on your posts, plz respond 1410
Reposted by Mobius Stripperjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026someone call up will smith we need him to do something 189101151125
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can't believe Pablo Torre covered this up. 020
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Doctor told me there's a great clown in town. Pagliacci. Recommended I go see him to help with my depression. So I went, and all I could think was "Pfft, I could do that." 040
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Eminem has never even been a "separate the art from the artist" type of guy, but a "separate the art from the message of the art" type of guy, which shouldn't be a thing. 040
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not spiritual, but this man has been blessed and you can't convince me otherwisecbsnews.comBear wanders up to man reading book in Colorado mountain town: "Gave me a sniff, moved on"A bear wandering through Aspen this week decided to be a little curious as to what a man was reading. 2151
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dress for the tax bracket you want to be in, not the tax bracket you are in 110
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can we start a GoFundMe to hire Newsom's social media team to turn against him? They're the only thing he has going for him. 2121
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey @bencollins.bsky.social the Washington Post is ripping off the Onion's gag of making up fake titles for people. "Future coach" is a good one though. 050
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This has been going on long enough, and I've been quiet too long. It's going to be in three months! Two months is only December! You gotta give them that extra month to finalize all the preparations. 0190
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh sure, I think Trump will get most of the blame. People can see how bad things are now, and the president gets most of the blame or credit all the time anyway. I just think what we have is unsustainable, and that's going to be seen as the way out for a lot of people at the top, and it will cascade 000
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is this behavior befitting a Time 100 honoree? Some people say "yes" while others say "HELL YES". We'll continue covering as events warrant. 070
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have a terrible feeling that our teetering economy is going to crash right after Democrats win the midterms, because the rich assholes who run this country are going to stop pumping in to prop things up since they'll have their favorite scapegoats in Congress to take the blame. 291
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You think I WANT to know who the Education Secretary is?? No! But I'm cursed with that knowledge. It's been beaten into me. 160
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't follow politics. Politics chases me and quite frequently catches me and beats the shit out of me. 170
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why is my body's default reaction to everything to create mucus? Can we try something else? 050
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My man out here inventing new racisms at 80 goddamn years old. Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. 071
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Everyone, I am so close to creating superduper intelligence. All I need is billions of dollars and for no one to look into my claims. 091
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sure, people are making fun of this take. But let's see Sabrina Carpenter put out *one* song where she mentions me by name to say what a smart handsome boy I am, much less thousands of them. 030
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would take the money, I think my spouse would take me never sneezing again 030
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's a move that benefits no one and makes lots of people's lives worse, so it checks out as one this administration would make.reuters.comTSA officers will not be allowed to sit during ID checks at US airportsUS Transportation Security Administration officers will no longer be able to sit while checking IDs at US airport checkpoints, the agency and a major union said Tuesday. 3104
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The guy from Ace Ventura was in Heat AND had a music career?? 010
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I find that so much funnier than saying it to any other non-Christian country's leader, but I couldn't exactly say why. 020
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let's just take a moment to appreciate the hilarity of telling Netanyahu that there's no Santa in Israel. No Santa, in Israel. 272
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is not the fish's fault! Do not blame them! 060
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"An accident forces the hockey and figure-skating teams to share a rink, which naturally means the two spend a lot more time together than either planned." How many colleges have separate rinks for figure skating and hockey teams?? 140
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The highly paid executives at Netflix looked at Heated Rivalry and decided the part people liked was the hockey.theplaylist.netNetflix Shoots For Its Own ‘Heated Rivalry’ With ‘Icebreaker,’ Casts Daisy Jelley & Newcomer Connor SimosNetflix casts Daisy Jelley and newcomer Connor Simos in ‘Icebreaker,’ its adaptation of Hannah Grace’s bestselling hockey romance. 150
Reposted by Mobius StripperThe Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Leftists" on X are anti-Semitic, oh yeah no shit. Cooking shows on X are anti-Semitic. 151
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thinking about becoming a guy who makes fun of Schmitt for mixing up the Hawks and Hawkeyes, but pronouncing them "Hawkies" so no one is on my side, just to feel something 020
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Although honestly I still have a lot of questions about details 100
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026WE FINALLY KNOW ABOUT THE NOODLE INCIDENT! 1112
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh no! Claude went rogue and ate all the cookies for the bake sale that my wife told me I wasn't allowed to eat! 0120
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes it's good to meet your heroes, especially if they tip well. 000
Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Looking forward to Rolling Stone explaining what it means when someone tells you they accidentally listened to I'm So Excited for ten minutes straight. 021
