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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 7h

Of all the people to go after, Trump can't stop himself from letting his racism pick Ilhan Omar, who not long ago was attacked at a public event and whose reaction was to square up against that guy. His plan is to intimidate HER??

A news photo of the guy who sprayed a liquid on Omar being restrained while Omar raises her fists to go after him

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yoooo! Mike Duncan is bringing back the Revolutions podcast in January! LFG!!!

A handwritten note, presumably by Mike Duncan, with a list of what must be presumed to be the next set of revolutions he will cover on the Revolutions podcast:
1. Irish Revolution (1916-23)
2. Rise of Mussolini (1919-25)
3. Spanish Civil War (1936-39)
4. Indonesia (1945-49)
5. Mau Mau (1952-1960)
6. Cuba (1953-1959)
7. Algeria (1954-1962)
8. Sandonistas (1961-1979)
9. Iran (1978-79)
10. Autumn of Nations (1989)
11. The Children of Saturn (2301)

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All the other kids with the pumped-up Kirks You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

A shot of Erika Kirk, wife of the late Charlie Kirk wearing sneakers with a depiction of her husband on them

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

why is everything just like this now?

A screenshot of the Trending topics on Bluesky, with the third one highlighted. It reads "Trump drives Beast to Oklahoma" like that means any fucking thing.

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

WE FINALLY KNOW ABOUT THE NOODLE INCIDENT!

Calvin: All I can say is, THIS year Santa had better bring everything on my list! I've been extremely good all year!

Hobbes: What about the noodle incident?

Calvin: NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!!

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There is still so much I need to learn about female anatomy. I didn't know they had so many rectums!

An AI generated diagram of female organs. It is laughably bad.

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't understand how you have that headline and then give it 3 out of 5 stars?? www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/mobland...

Article from The Telegraph with a headline reading "MobLand is great if you like cool men with beards shooting each other" which somehow doesn't get 5 out of 5 stars? As though there's more to ask for out of TV and film??

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This will be all I ever think about if a celebrity talks about being pansexual: "Like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, the goat god."

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He looks like he's about to announce his revenge on Spider-Man for foiling his plans.

Wilson Fisk from the Spider-Verse movies, who has truly horrific body proportions.

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Someone followed me for this post and has already unfollowed me. What a wild couple of hours they must have had.

Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social
anyone thinking about gregor blanco right now

Me: The guy who woke up as a bug? Nearly every day.

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Preview of his next press conference:

George HW Bush on the Simpsons, with a short-trimmed rainbow wig on in front of reporters, saying "Now, are there any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair."

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

How do you not name this company Schindler's Lifts??

A company name on the side of a car: "Schindler Elevator
Denver, CO"

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Doesn't that look like the interim manager of the Mets from that one game?" we'll ask

Mets manager Bobby Valentine wearing cheap sunglasses and a fake mustache after being ejected from a game, but wanting to sneak back into the dugout, don't even try to tell me baseball isn't fun

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

If poop ever starts talking to me, I'm ready to accept my end.

A headline from NPR that reads: "Talking poop could prevent cancer and save your life : Short Wave"

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Hang on, that's completely legitimate!

Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob sit around a campfire at the bottom of the sea.

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head?

Zapp Brannigan saying "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Good luck with that. It never brings me anything but bad memories.

A scene from Naked Gun:
Mayor: "Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy."
Drebin: "Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's MY policy."
Mayor: "That was a Shakespeare-in-the-Park production of 'Julius Caesar' you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!"

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The goal is right there! Just score the goal!

Krusty staring disbelievingly at the TV, probably watching Argentina miss the net over and over against England

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

To everyone arguing about the time change proposal:

The guy from The Office saying "Shut up about the sun. Shut up about the sun!"

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

"I’ve had every disease there is except for delusions of grandeur. And that is why God has chosen ME alone to do his work on Earth!"

A photo of Jay Sherman from The Critic, a wonderful show from the 90s.

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

lol this is the most Bluesky we could be

The number 1 trending topic on Bluesky right now is "Falklands" because England and Argentina are going to play in the World Cup and everyone is making the same jokes, a lot of them with the same Krusty the Klown reference, because we're all 38-year-olds with the same references.

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that lead you? Back to me."

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Feel like there's one tactic for Mauricio Pochettino to pull out during the halftime break:

Bugs Bunny holding a water bottle with a hand-written label saying "Michael's Secret Stuff"

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It was a good bit while it lasted, but the group of Dems backing Platner and who kept drawing new lines for him to cross finally got him to walk off the cliff.

Bugs Bunny facing off against Yosemite Sam, daring him to cross a line he draws in the sand. Every time Sam does, Bugs draws a new line, which Sam also steps over.

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