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26 or something 🆒🆒🆒🆒 i repost P🅾️RN because i love P🅾️RN if you are not allowed to see P🅾️RN dont look at my account or else your breaking the L🅰️WS about P🅾️RN also politix ...emSocDemSocDemSocDemSo... + a lil bit of liberal (as a treat) 🇺🇦 my knees hurts ♿

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perchance
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Sterling Gates @sterlinggates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you've ever loved anything I've ever made, it was because I got student loans for my art degree. This is a tragedy.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Lydia @lunapuella.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and his friends realised they thought they were good guys but still made like, ironic-sexist jokes. They introduced the 'sexism snake' where wherever one of them made a sexist comment or joke, the others would just start hissing. Didn't need to get into an argument about it, just hissing.
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mousification.bsky.social @mousification.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I sure hope this doesn't end badly" says Lucy
This is funny, because she is about to clock in for a day of work at the bad end factory
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Return of Goo????
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Voraciousopolis but SCARY 🎃 @voraciousopolis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*rubbing my suspiciously moon shaped belly* you're joking
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love your art 👍
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Xavier? I hardly know er
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wren @wrencrt.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
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The Seven-Foot Slut @abigail-is-nancy.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm supposed to be running the Growth Panel at SizeCon Online next month, but I haven't got the slightest idea how to search for panelists or even find out which community members/creators might be attending + be up for panelling. Would appreciate if this can be shared around! I need panelists!
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agirlintheshed @agirlintheshed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, like they put that code in to protect the company by preventing leaks afaics, nothing malicious about it at all
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!
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Uncollared Disperser @goopypanther.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sizeplay ass advertising
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
W
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Sammy Hains / Nat The Mouse / Mad Ferret @madferret.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is ai. I'm just letting you know, because I saw it reposted on my timeline. Though it really does demonstrate that most people don't understand animals. Life is not, unfortunately, a Disney movie.
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's fucked up.
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Probably not because admins are meaniepoos
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what if living weapon giamt makes an oopsy of the kiss >.> out of practice 😔
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Smh that's what you get for not explicitly saying "hello" to the little friend. fool
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cillian Murphy pointing in people's faces. He says, "no posting that you can go to jail over. No fucking posting that you can go to jail over."
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Skinny @averysweatyboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not enough art of Ryan’s massive hole
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buny rabbit. rabit bunny. @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ooooohhhhhhh i get it now. there is an infinite well of potential inside of me, and the only limit on what i can do is the amount of time i choose to dedicate to crystalizing that potential into a tangible form. okay. cool. i'm gonna go jack off to getting eaten now
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I meant to the school. Also LOL classic
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is it possible to claim religious exemption? Even if u aren't the type of religion
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i will never complain to see a stel in my notifs (assuming that spamming that even counts as a new one,. uhh)
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 10/09/2026
“The Nerd Reich” was the #1 bestseller at @bookshop.org for August. “See why people are talking about this one!” Lots more to come, folks! Thank you to all who bought and/or boosted the book. The word-of-mouth is working. Buy it here: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
Image of Nerd Reich book as #1 bestseller for august on Bookshop
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Your cock makes those shorts look small, hot damn
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
But they don't want to combat fascism they want to promulgate it
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
tried to explain to someone why openai's actions are so serious. not to be dramatic but we are in hell and all the demons are here
there are tons of issues here. almost impossible to convey how bad things are. in no particular order:

    this research breakthrough was a consequence of dumping tons of money into the ai companies. if the future of the field means being entangled with openai et al. and extreme expenses that is going to upend mathematics in a much bigger way than ability to prove new things will. this hasn’t been a focal point of discussion yet but it looks to be at the center of mathematics going forward imo.

    possibly for legal reasons, the statement stops short of accusing openai of stealing their in progress work. as in literally snaking their documents off the cloud and using them to try to undercut researchers. but it’s very clear that that is what the author believes happened

    openai straight up threatened the mathematician in question. in a colloquial sense they’re engaging in extortion. apparently this is so routine for them that they didn’t even stop to consider that they can’t threaten an academic’s career (or they assumed the mathematician would understand there will be no academic careers in the future)

    openai is straight up lying about their research methods. there are various ways that their announcements have had the potential to be misleading (for example when you see “we spent $2000 to compute these proofs” ask how much they spent on attempts that didn’t work). but what they’re saying may generally just not be true even in a literal sense
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chaser? I hardly know er!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2026
Jacob Bacharach (@jakebackpack) on twitter: "Every French beach town has a little cafe called like Le Nautilus and every American beach town has a little cafe called Scratchy Dick's Big Slut Crab Fuck Shack"
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
08 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits in a park wearing a pink helmet that reads "RAGE". Iggy and his friend watch him sitting, and Iggy says "Give him room today."
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Eleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/09/2026
somehow its still controversial to say that genocidal war mongerers like netanyahu or george w bush love when their own people get killed as pawns in their ambitions
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Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finish before I can finish lol
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 06/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔
screenshot of bsky3d, with the 'source on tangled' source code link circledscreenshot of the repo, with CLAUDE circled in multiple locations
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's plenty of videos of Asian police forces using loop sticks or control forks to herd and otherwise disarm knife wielders. You think so little of American police that they would not be able to use those tools? Wow, you hate America so much
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(listen, i recorded the vocals on the one track im on YEARS ago i am a lot more experienced at a variety of vore scenes and better at making vore noises than i was then)
now that’s what i call vore noises.
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ONE OUT OF 43???? I CAN BARELY LAST THROUGH MOST OF YOUR, LIKE, ONE OUT OF 8S!!!!!
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Neo Monster Island @neomonsterisland.com · 04/09/2026
GODZILLA AND KONG ARE FUCKING
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mobilecrates @mobilecrates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tazers aren't non lethal, they are """less lethal""". They still cause intense pain and carry high risk of death, injury, and debilitation
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Remember the security concerns about having to give your personal ID to do things like use the Internet? Remember how all the verification services say they're secure? Yeah.
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