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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Bluesky's character limit for ALT text is *just slightly* too short to accommodate a full page of text, which continues to be a tremendous annoyance. If they'd just kick it up from 2000 to 2500 it would fit every time!)
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tanze bravopueblo / w.s. healed @tattletale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more sports stories should be about losing. most people watching any sporting event are fans of one of the teams that loses. most people love a team that loses. why is so much sports media about the winners?
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think it's very funny to see former classmates texting about a situation happening in class back in leiden only for the same thing to happen in my class in leeuwarden a couple hours later
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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An article examining under what conditions you could do NMR spectroscopy on a human. PDF: www.immaterialscience.org/2026/humannmr
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spontaneous symmetry breakdance @t8erboi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe "πολύτροπος" should just be translated as "polytropic". Odysseus's density is related to his pressure by a power law.
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
by the way
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軽laura @keilaura.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i feel this in my bones
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i should start posting on here again while i'm busy taking classes on things i've done before
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i'm suffering so much what do you mean there's no open source serif typeface that has full ipa support and also looks good.
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
shoutouts studentenov for allowing me to justify a 6 hour return trip to leiden to have tea with my former classmates every friday
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20/07/2026
Latitude and Longitude xkcd.com/3273/
Comic. [Latitude and longitude lines squeezing Earth.] [caption: Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth’s latitude and longitude lines in the wash.]
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Mark Dingemanse @markdingemanse.net · 17/06/2026
New on the blog: How not to use "AI" (workshop) ideophone.org/how-not-to-u... > In a time when it seems impossible to escape talk of the endless “opportunities” and “possibilities” of using “AI”, in this workshop we take a step back and think about how NOT to use it.
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How not to use “AI” (workshop)
The mirage of "AI" reaches us through a narrative centered on inevitability, productivity, and efficiency. It is therefore at loggerheads…
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ok who says that last one
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Luc Amkreutz @prehistoryrmo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pretty (and) dramatic skies 🌩️ over Leiden
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 12/06/2026
hey everyone! i just came up with a neat new tone tag for when something you say is up to journalistic standards and would hold up to any kind of rigor it's /j for journalism! i hope this helps someone today 🥰
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
so excited for some of these changes!!
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GB Hajim @gbhajim.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Does the dance of this Goldrim Flatworm (Pseudoceros paralaticlavus) help ease your worried mind?
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
submitted my request to switch from donating blood to plasma. or should i say. attempting to donate blood.
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
laptop squared? more like cirlce
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
hi @minimalpear.bsky.social
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
dnf
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
this is great. i'm going to get a good grade from gravity bong school, which is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve,
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
this is great. i'm going to get a good grade from analysis and synthesis of speech, which is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve,
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
when is it my turn on the cig
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
bingo
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
would you rather have a tanyao son or a thirteen orphans daughter
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Vinny ★ @vinqou.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
happy mar10 :] I drawd my boygirlfriend
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 02/04/2026
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".
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Warp Door @warpdoor.com · 28/03/2026
Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social) "game where you magnify horses" Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/h...
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i'm suffering so much what do you mean there's no open source serif typeface that has full ipa support and also looks good.
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
finally my i ternet is back after a day of not working
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m @mirative.moe · 18/03/2026
the only division of ling i accept is trees linguistics vs tables linguistics
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qntm @qntm.org · 19/03/2026
There's a good joke about non-constructive proofs
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lua 💫 @lua.pet · 13/03/2026
samhenri.gold/blog/2026031...
samhenri.gold
“This Is Not The Computer For You” · Sam Henri Gold
Sam Henri Gold is a product design engineer building playful, useful software.
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hobart mariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Your code is 011048. We will NEVER ask you for your code and DO NOT enter it into any sites or forms. DO NOT USE THIS CODE
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tanze bravopueblo / w.s. healed @tattletale.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
wrote an essay about encoding, decoding, 'you missed the point by idolizing them' and anton chigurh—but most of all about designing tabletop roleplaying games: medium.com/@rosequarter...
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THE COIN DON’T HAVE NO SAY
“It’s just you.” Encoding and decoding in tabletop roleplaying games.
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Snew 🌞 @snewdraws.net · 19/10/2023
An anthropomorphic cat cooking vegetables on a stove. She is saying “Being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. But then there are also the horrors…”
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Matea @mmtea.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
An edit of the "January 1984" meme/newspaper cartoon. A woman sits at a table reading from her phone, with a speech bubble that contains an image showing the text "Ancient Egypt Out Now" over an image of pyramids. The man in the foreground tears off a calendar page that says "December 2020", revealing the one underneath to say "Ca. 3150 BC".
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✹𓃥 @scpkid.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
japanese marten
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qntm @qntm.org · 03/03/2026
"Agh so I got this cute clock and almost immediately a piece has fallen off the front of it" Second hand? "No, it's brand new"
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 02/03/2026
'everything is a file' old school and out dated. in 2026... everything is a Vector
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Cranebones (v tired boyo) @cranebones.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Actually, a literal coat of arms would be quite fashion. Very couture. Very vogue.
Demon Glasya-Labolas in Sunwoo's original body, walking as if strutting down a catwalk. They have circular sunglasses on, a silk scarf, and knee high boots.

They are also, alarmingly, wearing a literal coat of arms. Where did those arms come from? Are they real? Is it comfortable?
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 25/02/2026
How it feels watching a YouTube video on a topic you're very knowledgeable about (they're getting everything wrong)
Weird thing with tomatoes thrown at it
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Anne Ursu @anneursu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
do not let Democrats give a centimeter on trans people’s rights. We stand up for everyone, or we stand up for no one.
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deep dish tumbr-eon @cloudchomps.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
well yeah fair enough
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