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Michael P. Agita

@mkemxp.bsky.social
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Dad. Spouse. He/Him. Qns native. I've opinions. Beer. Music. NY Rangers. Legal services daily, Bartender weekly. Milwaukee, Wisc.

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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 14h
Felony charge of stealing 2 pieces of pizza off the counter.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 15h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gswl...
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The Third Parent | Official Teaser | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Bleecker Street
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 15h
Teaser for The Third Parent. Written and directed by Milwaukee resident David Michaels.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 19h
Will the Scaramucci measurement of time be replaced with a Zacharia?
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In fairness he's probably the only one still drunk from last night.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 01/10/2026
the utter futility of appealing to the same system that demanded it must execute Christa Pike, asking it to produce justice for Jane Doe in the Cornell case…
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well done, Amorphic.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if only there had been clues
Republicans convention delegates holding “mass deportation now!” signs
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Great to see West Side Story in 70mm at The Oriental. Thanks @mkefilm.bsky.social!
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So you want me to be honest...?
Does this apply to you? "No matter what it is, when it is, or where it is, work-organized events and activities are not my vibe."
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Longreads @longreads.com · 25/08/2026
"If Sputnik and Gagarin proved Soviet superiority in the heavens, an ambitious drilling project into the bowels of the planet meant the Soviets could reign in the underworld, too." Charles Digges for @nautil.us: nautil.us/the-soviets-...
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The Soviets Drilled the Deepest Hole Ever
The Soviets Drilled the Deepest Hole Ever: What on Earth for?
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
📌
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I feel seen. Thank you @wisdot.bsky.social "The truth is this - using all lanes until the merge point, and then zipper merging, will help us all get where we’re going more efficiently. The zipper merge can reduce traffic backups by as much as 40%. " wisconsindot.gov/.../safety-e...
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 18/08/2026
Westside Cowboy's joyously anxious indie rock explosion 'It Goes On' is one of the best debut LPs in a long time, and it's our Album Of The Week; check out our review
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Album Of The Week: Westside Cowboy 'It Goes On'
You need a particular kind of brilliance to take sounds and elements the ideas that we have heard a million times and to make those things feel visceral and exciting and new. Westside Cowboy, a very n...
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Google seems to get it wrong
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Supermoon taproom closing. That sucks.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A single Hmong mom narrowly lost to an African American man raised in the 53206. The political parties are not the same.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Whatever the results are for today's election, the next 3 months will be insufferable.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What was the ruckus I heard while working at home? Someone driving too fast, hitting the curb, taking out a tree & flipping over into my driveway. She was safely extricated & transported to hospital. Luckily no one else hurt. DON'T DRIVE RECKLESS!
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So if anyone is looking for Pavement tickets at The Salt Shed...
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reselling your tickets on Ticketmaster is such a scam.
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Waiting For Guffman I Hate You
ALT: Waiting For Guffman I Hate You
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
13yo: What's Francesca Hong running for. Me: Governor. 13yo: The scary ads against her make her sound really appealing.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If Odysseus had just given his sailors testosterone injections, it wouldn’t have taken him 10 years to get home.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The dog didn't want to go out in the yard to pee. Can the air quality get any worse?
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Who didn't see this coming? Onward to his next campaign!
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'd rather leave work in the dark than start the day at the office in the dark. I'd put up with the incessant complaining about lost sleep every spring!
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maybe Ian Curtis didn't die, he just faked it to leave Joy Division, moved to Germany, and eventually returned to coach England to the semifinals. 🤔
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This morning I spent 20 minutes on the phone with Mitch McConnell and he was complaining the Dutch of lower Manhattan weren't recognized on the map either.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hilarious. Before Mamdani was born these 🤡 were complaining Little Italy was no longer Italian due to Chinese immigration. You'll find more foreign born in a Little Odessa restaurant than Little Italy, but sure, blame Mamdani for "erasing" Italians. 🤣https://youtu.be/e12MYo400L4?si=uT8zgUb59iKqBFN1
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Little Italy forgotten by Mayor Mamdani as immigrant neighborhood
YouTube video by The Free Press
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Cute Child Tipping 'RE2PECT' Hat
ALT: Cute Child Tipping 'RE2PECT' Hat
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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
good morning
Have you seen the cats bowl?

I didn't know they could.

i'm so sick and fucking tired of you
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A piece of my youth is gone. 😢
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My favorite cap at graduation.
Graduate with paper taped to his cap that says "last minute like everything else I do"
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
There are thousands and thousands of dogs voting all the time. But Democrats want to tell you it doesn't happen because you can't prove it.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
How children became this city’s lead detectors hechingerreport.org/how-children...
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How children became this city’s lead detectors
In Milwaukee, a child’s blood test is often the first housing inspection
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 09/06/2026
my latest @consumerreports.org investigation is based on months of reporting and 120+ lab tests of popular snacks over a third of the products had more additives / contaminants in 1 serving than what health agencies have identified as safe to consume daily 🧵 www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
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These Popular Snacks Contain High Levels of Additives and Contaminants - Consumer Reports
Tests by Consumer Reports and Yuka found high levels of additives and contaminants in popular products from Cheetos, Hostess, Jell-O, Kool-Aid, Takis, and more.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tip of the cap from the Hoan to NYC. 🧡💙
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I wanna party with the tartan army. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"In Berlin they're standing up because their leaders have let them down. They're trying to take their country back. They want to label them as racist. All they want to be is German, and they'll smash a lot of Jewish store windows if that's what it takes. They want Germany back."
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
lmao
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NO WAY

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Oh is this about the fucking
Knicks?
I THOUGHT HE DIED.
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Watched game 3 in full & Knicks lost. Turned off game 4 in the 2nd, historic comeback victory. You're welcome, NYC.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Growing up my dad and I would argue about what game to have on our only TV with cable - Rangers hockey or Knicks basketball. He was Dad, so...he'd usually win. Wish he were around to watch this run with me.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Last night was Senior night at the high school. Felt hopeful for the future. The kids are alright. 🥹
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I accidentally put way too many chia seeds in my yogurt and I do not recommend. I'll be flossing until dinner.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wear a helmet, Mr. Mayor.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Trump said he may attend an NBA Finals game at MSG. If that happens don't let me down, NYC.
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Michael P. Agita @mkemxp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This reality show has long since jumped the shark.
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