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mkafie 🍅 (she/her)

@mkafie.bsky.social
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Nurse Practitioner. Amateur chef. Coffee addict. Musician. Bi. WoL. Animal lover. Rhythm Heaven savant. Femhroth.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Digital illustration of a stack of five ravens standing on each other’s backs. They are colored in unravenlike gradient colors against a pink mottled background. A series of five yellow speech balloons, one word per bird, reads top to bottom ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Any other victims of narcissistic abuse out there? Hi! I see you! I've been a fan of Dr. Ramini's work for years and just started listening to her newest book. I think it's extremely important for you to read/listen to it if you've suffered at the hands of a narcissist. It focuses on how to heal.❤️
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A digital illustration roughly drawn in dark heavy pencil lines and colored haphazardly with textured pencil. Depicts a white English bulldog with brown markings wearing a bulky knit sweater in magenta and lime green stripes. The dog is in a full sprint (as much as a bulldog can) with a string of sausages trailing from its mouth. Words written on the sausages spell out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
A begrunged American flag on which all the stars have been replaced by crossed-fingers icons and letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
A tribute to the suburban surrealist version of Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher. Heathcliff, an orange cartoon cat, is standing on a neighborhood sidewalk with three generic compatriot cats and a frog. All of the assembled are wearing helmets in various colors. Each helmet has one word written on it and read together they say ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Sitting in a tree above the sidewalk are two yellow birds one of whom is speaking the caption of the comic which is ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I got to play my violin again,WITH FRIENDS, and it was wonderful 😭
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A cartoon alligator drawn with digital colored pencils. He’s lying on his back with his head propped up by one gator paw and his tail curving back around so he’s basically in an S-shaped configuration. His mouth is open and there are two little brown birds – one on his snoot and one inside – cleaning him, which might not be a thing alligators and birds specifically do but I didn’t look it up. There’s a red alarm clock on the gator’s tummy and he’s wearing a yellow t-shirt that has blue writing on it reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A digitally hand-colored collage of vintage clip art. In the center A blue-skinned woman with a short blonde vintage hairdo. She has large colorful moth wings, and is wearing a pink, lace-trimmed nightie the skirt of which she's lifting up delicately with pinched fingers on each hand. Emerging from below the nightie, is a large blue hand, grasping the wrist of a large green, pointy-finger nailed hand surrounded by a green glow. The hand is reaching for a young boy laying in grass below. He's wearing a black and orange striped shirt and jeans, and appears to be writhing in extreme pain. Behind and to the right of the woman, sprouting on a tree truck coming out of the same grass is a very large human skull wearing a silk top hat with an ace of spades card in its red band. The skull is also smoking a cigarette on a long holder. To the left of the woman is a man in a banana yellow tux and tails operating a guillotine. The blade of the device seems to have just dropped harmlessly throug the neck of another blond woman whose head is occupying the stocks of the machine. A word balloon leading back to her contains the words 'Maybe it will happen today...'
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A very cartoon-styled digital illustration. An orange and red candy striped cannon is firing a big bouquet of daisies through a ring of pink 3D lettering in front of a blue background. Also inside the lettering are a heart, butterfly, and gold sparkle. The lettering reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I posted the first drawing that said ‘maybe it will happen today’ on it a year ago. Seems longer.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
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Mezzo @heartbreak.one · 26/02/2026
Cis? Pissed? Here's something you can do today. (Hello my trans friends, obviously you can also do this but you can also like, play video games or eat ice cream or pet a dog)
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SAKELETEN ANGEL PLAYS THE HARP AND THERE ASKIN YA "FEEL BAD ? ME TOO LOL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LOL" AND WELL I MEAN I HAVE SOME IDEAS BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES, IN THE SHORT TERM, I THINK IM GONGA GET BACK TO SMOKING A LITTLE MORE WEED THEN USUAL, GO ON SOUL SEEK AND DOWNLOAD SOME REGGAE AND DUB, THEN COMPETE IN "DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" WHICH IS WHEN U TRY TO DO NORMEL STUFF WHILE YOUR REALLY HIGH AND HAVE TUNNEL VISION, LIKE, MAKE 1 HOT DOG, YOU MIGHT THINK THATS EASY BUT WHEN YOUR BLAZED ITS NOT, U START GETTING IDEAS OF THE HOT DOG BEING COOKED IN A NEW WAY SO U TURN UP THE OVEN AND DO A FANCY CUT ON THE DOG, AND DANGEL IT OFF THE OVEN RACK AS A SPIRAL, THEN YOU WORRY THAT YOUR GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT , SO YOU OPEN THE OVEN OVER AND OVER AND AFTER 100 HOUR'S YOU HAVE A SLIGHTLY WEIRD HOTDOG. "BRONZE MEDAL IN DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" ALSO WHAT I WAS CALLED IN SCHOOL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A digital illustration in a graphite style of my fluffy gray cat, Bear, with a sort of blank expression on his face. Behind the graphite drawing is a varied gradient of colors in his fur, grays, blues, purples, yellows, pink in the ears and yellow eyes. Across his impressive fluffy mane are hand lettered words in a block serif style reading 'Maybe It will happen today'
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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 06/01/2026
ICE observers in the Twin Cities are in need of dash cams to prevent further intimidation and frivolous claims. Cams are $110, memory cards $35, and ship to us directly via this wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/01/2026
Holy crap Lois, this is worse than that time I bombed Caracas and kidnapped the President of Venezuela
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-o…
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Laura Intravia @lauraintravia.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I’m not in the habit of putting people on blast on social media, but I really and truly did not expect to see this kind of PR behavior from this convention. Whoever made the decision to delete should step down.
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🔥Carrie🔥 @supitscarrie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Also very telling about the status of MAG is how so many people in my DMs are basically like "I'm afraid if I say this publicly I won't ever get booked" which is just beyond fucked. If MAG would pass on someone due to totally valid criticism then MAG needs better people.
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🔥Carrie🔥 @supitscarrie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Hi I'm sorry but did this account seriously just delete the original post and repost it with the same typo on the band name for the sake of shaking off all the quote tweets calling out the ugly double standard they have for one band?
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Laura Intravia @lauraintravia.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
(No shade to the band whatsoever) MAGFest, we love you, but it hurts aspiring performers when you don’t abide by your own policies about year-to-year bookings. Third year in a row of the same band. These kinds of decisions do not go unnoticed by the community of artists who support you.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/10/2023
Album cover for “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL [INSTEAD OF MUSIC] LITTLE SONGS I SING TO MY DOG! 87”
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 19/08/2025
We're beyond excited to announce our newest charity speedrunning event, GDQueer!!! 🏳️‍🌈 GDQueer will take place Oct. 31st - Nov. 2nd and run submissions will be open from Aug. 28th - Sept. 14th! Stay tuned for our charity reveal coming soon 🤫
blue background with Velocity in the corner with heart eyes 

text reads: 
Games Done Queer

Coming to Twitch
Oct. 31st - Nov. 2nd
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Aaaaand it's autumn.
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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
When you strip away humanity
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The Game Brass @thegamebrass.com · 06/07/2025
The première of Lumière is now! Please enjoy our version of this gorgeous track from @sandfallgames.bsky.social's Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, arranged for brass quintet featuring @lauraintravia.bsky.social and @johnrobertmatz.bsky.social on vocals! #Expedition33 #ClairObscur youtu.be/UTcQwCpPxFw
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 "Lumière" for Brass Quintet and Voice
YouTube video by The Game Brass
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 24/06/2025
A picture of a bottle of Activated Carbonara pills. Below that states in red text the purpose of the pills; used to safely adsorb eggs, guanciale, and parmiagiano reggiano
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
As I've been experimenting with visual art, I've been doing a lot of tutorial following and painting of images that already exist, but this one came fully from my brain!
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This Pride has been filled with mixed emotions. For me, music helps me process and heal, as well as celebrate. Please enjoy this arrangement of Brandi Carlile and Elton John's Who Believes in Angels. on.soundcloud.com/QQ67X7b8ncEK...
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Who Believes in Angels
Pride this year has been filled with mixed emotions. For me, music helps me process and heal, as well as celebrate. Please enjoy this arrangement of Brandi Carlile and Elton John's Who Believes in Ang
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ACLU @aclu.org · 17/06/2025
BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds. While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
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floootiful @floootiful.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKZr... New cover!
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World Map - Forlorn (cover) 🌹 from "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33"
YouTube video by Becca Michaelson
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Donut @toydonut.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
bugs bunny tuxedo meme with caption "i wish all everything a very stop"
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy Pride! Be kind to each other 🩷💜💙
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
My best gal
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sigmabeta @sigmabeta.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Blue Prince, 2025
A signal chat between another person and myself. The other person, distraught, asks "please tell me the moon door stays open", continuing in another message: "if not I will scream and vomit and poop myself". I, bearer of bad news, warn in response: "in no way shape or form is this game of the quality you are hoping it is."
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Lauren the Flute @laurentheflute.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Cis folks, you need to stand up for trans folks now and always. Do not let terf voices go unchallenged. Do not let people "just ask questions" and do not let ignorance go uncorrected. Check on your trans friends and see how you can support them. Buu from trans-owned businesses and trans artists.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Trans rights are human rights. No exceptions.
A heart with five stripes, blue-pink-white-pink-blue, and text reading International Transgender Day of Visibility March 31
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Fredrik Häthén @fredrikhathen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I think this might be my favorite m so far, I have been laughing for like five minutes now
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I want to be Cordelia Cupp when I grow up.
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Lauren the Flute @laurentheflute.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If you, like me, are a friend to furries but not a furry yourself, watch out and be prepared to defend against misinformation and hatred. If you hear conversations on topics like this, intervene and speak up. There's a ton of overlap between queer folks and furries so you're defending both groups.
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mkafie 🍅 (she/her) @mkafie.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
How did it take me until my mid-30s to realize I was bisexual? My music taste is basically just a Lillith Fair. Inject that Sarah McLaughlin and Brandi Carlile directly into my veins.
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