Sign in

Mary

@mk3.bsky.social
106 followers 130 following 577 posts

she/her || 30-something

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Mary
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22h
me: I dunno, I still like the guys on the team but I'm sympathetic to the argument seeing the Dodgers win in the playoffs every year is boring (braves fans start doing the chop) me: General McPherson I summon and bind thee to these boys' bats. Claim your vengeance
1577283
Reposted by Mary
Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bruce Chen Pitcher Debut: 1998 - Retired: 2015 BOS - HOU - BAL - TEX - KCR - PHI - WSN - CIN - CLE - NYM - ATL
baseball-reference.com
Bruce Chen at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Bruce Chen
0191
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reacher rocks man
011
Reposted by Mary
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
552660256
Reposted by Mary
KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hello, if you would like to be romantic about baseball have some books
1125
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really troubled by the amount of talking to AI that the young ladies are doing on Love Thy Nader
000
Reposted by Mary
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/09/2026
beast mode
a porsche with license plate CABBAGE
2753326
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cleveland will take its cultural lashings, as is tradition
000
Reposted by Mary
foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
152589303
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Most of my YouTube ads right now are telling me to feed my dogs watermelon
000
Reposted by Mary
jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When shit feels bad, remember that WE ARE CURING CANCERRRR
62109695
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Layla and Miranda should get together #SLOMW
010
Reposted by Mary
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/09/2026
now that reacher has fought a couple bigger guys, for season 5 he should take on a much, much smaller guy. that's right: reacher must defeat the novel coronavirus covid-19
2564939
Reposted by Mary
wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit
242087271
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@ John Kruk have you watched the Married At First Sight finale and reunion and if so can you please discuss it during the next broadcast
000
Reposted by Mary
#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THE WRONG PEOPLE KEEP DYING
0858
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Might need to rewatch Barb and Star tonight due to my agonies
000
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every McBee man should be pelted with tomatoes
000
Reposted by Mary
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Your timeline has been cursed by the appearance of the Harry Potter Cybertruck. You must perform one act of kindness today to restore balance to a world in which this abomination exists.
A Cybertruck wrapped in a Harry Potter mural depicting Harry and Voldemort facing off using glowing wands beneath dark skies. A Longhorn Steakhouse looks on regretfully in the background.
671489251
Reposted by Mary
Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 18/08/2026
happy birthday ethan hunt 🤫
835484
Reposted by Mary
mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
holy shit this kicks ass
ctvnews.ca
‘Heated Rivalry’ author donates $300,000 to Nova Scotia libraries
Several Nova Scotia libraries that faced possible closures this summer are getting a major cash boost from one of the province’s most famous authors.
51115224
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hi! 😁 I’m Chanty Beluga! 😁
000
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She needs to run far and fast. Actually tbh I think Courtney wants to be with Adam
000
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This guy on the preview for the next Married at First Sight said he can’t live without three hours a day / five days a week of playing pickleball 😵‍💫
100
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Season 5 of Love After Lockup is soooo dark sided omg
000
Reposted by Mary
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
She was a hell of a woman
A strip mall sign that says VIRGINIA CIGARETTES
201181122
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Louis and Lestat the lovers of all time
000
Reposted by Mary
anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
247183854027
Reposted by Mary
Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
6485702730
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jose Ramirez in a hospital bed after having thumb surgery.
000
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
These men on love island uk are fucking up left and right omg
000
Reposted by Mary
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/07/2026
nations only do cheeky nationalism food discourse when they're having a laff about the footy OR when they're trying to pressure allies into a coalition for wars of resource extraction
847621
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
bad news for hot dogs: i woke up
000
Reposted by Mary
Natalie @natalieruiz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Put this genius in the rock & roll hall of fame
132
Reposted by Mary
The Rooster @rooster.info · 27/06/2026
Wow. I can’t believing 40 years of running ads while everyone’s material conditions deteriorated somehow didn’t instill loyalty to centrists who serve a lot of the same Republican masters. Crazy.
3597
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The most racist place in any city is the Midas waiting room
000
Reposted by Mary
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My hottest reality tv take is that I agree with Janet generally and also do not like Nia and Danny #TheValley
031
Reposted by Mary
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Updated Love Island tiers Will discuss more on @viewerpod.bsky.social tomorrow
2118411
Reposted by Mary
Rich Hill’s Blister @blisterrich.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’ve been having gay baseball meltdowns for years now www.cnn.com/2026/06/19/s...
cnn.com
Why is baseball having a gay meltdown? | CNN
Last Friday night, the Giants hosted a Pride Night at their ballpark. Some pitchers wrote Bible verses on their rainbow pride hats. Drama ensued.
1386
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Guy on Love Island UK wearing an Athletics ball cap
000
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gitchy gitchy carrie coon
000
Reposted by Mary
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
856239945
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Extreme flop lineup
000
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
All-Star voting slandering Brayan Rocchio…I shouldn’t have expected them to understand…
Brayan Rocchio at the plate
020
Reposted by Mary
treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
692465
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
None of the local tv stations are covering the storms right now?
000
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
000
Reposted by Mary
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Which Mariner is most likely to become a manager? Go on Love Island? Have your back in a fight? Teammate superlatives with Julio Rodriguez 👇
1932932
Mary @mk3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My hottest reality tv take is that I agree with Janet generally and also do not like Nia and Danny #TheValley
031