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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s)

@mjmoller.bsky.social
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Pure sunshine. a/k/a Mark Minnesota Go Gophers/Wolves/Lynx/Frost/Twins/Wild/Vikings Idaho connected - no ‘Z’ in Boise

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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nope.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Gopher game going exactly as I predicted. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@boisefootballdude.bsky.social Broncos gave the Ducks a good scare, yesterday.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All human behavior has purpose. Very little human behavior has conscious intent. Most common primary purpose is safety (emotional/physical, etc) but almost all have more than one. Unless we are one of the privileged few with actual mind-reading abilities, we are only guessing about others’ intent.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Election Judging Day to those who celebrate. Count is 18 voters in my precinct but all is well.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pleased to find some coins in the couch to enable supporting excellent independent journalism and writers today: @randballsstu.bsky.social for humor and MN insights at midwest-excellence.ghost.io
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pleased to find some coins in the couch to enable supporting excellent independent journalism and writers today: @randball.bsky.social for writing that makes you think and reflect at thefriscalatingdusklight.substack.com
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pleased to find some coins in the couch to enable supporting excellent independent journalism and writers today: @jonmarthaler.com at jonmarthaler.com for extraordinary MNUFC/Loons and all soccer coverage @aarongleeman.bsky.social at aarongleeman.com for outstanding Twins writing and analysis
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Soccer, especially Minnesota United FC, and more.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@saralegal.bsky.social Hello. Just wanted to say a much belated thank you to you. Several months ago -- unsure of exact timing -- in a thread you recommended the Chronicles of Prydain series.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m confused. My AI-generated alert said the Wolves had traded Raz Neid for a ball of jello? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #timberwolves
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Let’s go!!!!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
On my feet here in the double-five 305! Let’s go Wolves!!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
His niece with the last name of Tuscadero* took on his nickname. *deep ‘70’s cut.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@randball.bsky.social When Michael Rand says your snarky Bluesky name and reads your comment on the Daily Delivery podcast YouTube stream:
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Denver has crashed out for this game narrative on Bluesky is giving me way too much PTSD vibes. Hey, MN sports fans: We. Do. Not. Count. Wins. Before. A. Clock. Hits. Zero. With. MN team. Leading. Ever. Never. Ever!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
@blindeke.bsky.social @vincempls.bsky.social Unsure if you were able to attend given No Kings but I was lucky enough to catch this fantastic presentation via Zoom by James Garrett, Jr. this afternoon. North Star Voices: "Uncle Cap" and Black Architectural Excellence www.mnhs.org/events/36763...
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North Star Voices: "Uncle Cap" and Black Architectural Excellence
Join award-winning architect, James Garrett Jr. of 4RM+ULA, for a uniquely Minnesota story of family, community, and Black architectural excellence.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@tarantical.bsky.social Wanted to share that I just finished "The Outrun" based on your post awhile back. It was lovely and amazing! Excellent recommendation!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
@randballsstu.bsky.social is it my imagination or did I pick up the name of singer “Bryan Andrews” from you via an episode (of a 3-4 month vintage) of The Sportive?
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@normcharlatan.bsky.social Was really hoping this turned out to be “Federal Way” in the photo but alas…
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Murdered guy “not pictured.”
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
#lesmiserables
Young woman and her Dad attending Les Miserables musical at The Orpheum in Minneapolis.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
@chrissteller.bsky.social Headline suggests “bars” = “bans/limits/restricts” until I reread it as “bars” = “establishments”.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Cars like this always remind me of living in San Francisco in 1990 and parking a little Toyota Tercel and thinking how on earth did anyone park a car in SF in the ‘70’s?
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A “scuffle?” No, no a scuffle is when one drunk bumps into another a they both shove and posture and maybe a glass is broken. Skull fractures arise out of a full beat down or at worst a fracas.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hear me out. Every other Wednesday ICE agents are greeted this way just to totally fuck with them.
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a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of a building .
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I like the term “peddler” here. Like, he just had a little cart or stand set up somewhere where he peddled knickknacks and narcotics. Bring the term “peddler” back!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Had to say goodbye to our bestest friend tonight. Hold your pups tightly. We were so lucky to have him be a part of our family. RIP, Charlie aka Chuck, 2016-2026 #SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky
Gray Miniature Schnauzer dog with fluffy white paws. Gray Miniature Schnauzer dog in front of a sunny window.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
He’s signaling a touchdown or field goal. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Runner Forrest Gump is a coach for the LA Rams???
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If DHS is now barred from tampering with/destroying evidence, how would anyone know — other than them — whether they had done so? Like, doesn’t this assume some super efficient and reliable chain of custody?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Minnesota is the best of us.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Did a wicked Herbert Hoover impression.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Let’s go Wolves! #timberwolves #wolfpack
NBA GAME: MN Timberwolves vs. Chicago Bulls
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Chuck’s Day 2.5 at the hospital with acute pancreatitis. Finally got to go home with Mom and Dad today! Lots of medications and a tube down my nose (yuck!) but at least I’m with my BFF Cow who came home with me when I was a puppy. Keep good thoughts for me, friends. #SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky
Gray Miniature Schnauzer dog in dog bed with a stiff animal cow.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Chuck’s Day 2 at the hospital with acute pancreatitis. Good to get some pets and love from Dad. Kind of groggy but hopefully healing. Keep your fingers crossed and good thoughts for me, friends. #SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky
Picture of man holding dog with a protective cowl around his head. The dog is a gray Miniature Schnauzer.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Really interested to see how Leo Farnsworth fares against the Bears at Soldier Field.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Chuck spent the night at the ICU of the Emergency Vet with a sudden onset of pancreatitis. Hard to be without your people. #SchnauzerGang #DogsofBluesky
Handsome Miniature Schnauzer dog on a bed at the animal hospital.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Vikings didn’t need Bo Nix.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Why don’t we see any 2-year old “Mildreds?” We’ve got Lilies galore but no Mildreds. Beatrice? Sure. Chock full. Gladyses? Nada. Makes ya think.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@support.bsky.team You’ve added a button to “follow back” in a single click. Yet, 90% of new “followers” is blocking bots and useless empty accounts which requires me to click multiple times to block. Add a one-click lock button! Don’t ask me after the first 10 blocks if I know what it means!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@support.bsky.team You’ve added a button to “follow back” in a single click. Yet, 90% of new “followers” is blocking bots and useless empty accounts which requires me to click multiple times to block. Add a one-click lock button! Don’t ask me after the first 10 blocks if I know what it means!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
As another poster pointed out is the value of “bearing witness.” To know that their suffering is visible and known and meaningful is the “doing” most of us can do and give.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I cannot know what people who are being abused and abducted experience. But I can imagine that in those moments and afterwords, at least part of what I would need is to know that I was seen. I was seen as a human being who was suffering and others saw my suffering and had compassion.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Go #Gophers! Beat #Iowa!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
@theathletic.com How about it, Athletic? Maybe run an alternative non-CFP tourney by computer?
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
She was chilling in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’ve decided to let you all know that at this advanced age I no longer will tolerate almonds. I will henceforth be picking them out of any handful of mixed nuts and leaving discards either in Andy Dufresne fashion or behind your sofas and lamps. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@komaniecki.bsky.social So, I’m not sure if this is up your alley but feel free to ignore me if not. Recently I’ve been trying to expand my musical horizons and asked many friends to recommend favorite musicians/groups and a representative album. I have then carefully listened to (a few so far)…
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@thesportive.com Inspired. FYI — this list contains multitudes (and Laura Branigan’s “Gloria” as well as Van Morrison’s “Gloria”) not to mention Stu and Brandon’s Top Fives.
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The Funniest Dad Ever (/s) @mjmoller.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
@jonmarthaler.com You were name dropped by K E-A at the group dinner last night so clearly the extra Sportive episodes are raising your profile. 😁
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