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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook

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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m low key cool with Strong as Zuckerberg, I think he looks and sounds like the guy a lot more than Eisenberg did, but whatever issues I have with Sorkin’s writing will only be exacerbated by his absolutely mediocre and tepid direction.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife listens to a lot of country and I’ve neither heard of Ella Langley nor this song before looking it up on Spotify. The only thing I’m remotely familiar with about it is that the guy from Eddington and a bunch of Sheridanslop is in the music video.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Late to this, but only including True Detective Season 1 is a fucking cop out. Sorry, it’s all or nothing! If you want the antics of Rust & Marty, then you have to include Mahershala Ali with dementia, Jodie and Eccleston fucking, and Colin Farrel beating up the dad of a kid named “Aspen Conroy”
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every time you do an execution in Control Resonant, the Board lets out a vocal throat chant like the beginning of Dune, it’s so fucking cool
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you reply or quote this with the “Would” image you will not see Valhalla
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna do Metal Gear Solid style self-hypnosis to convince myself that I was seeing Swan Boy in the sprite commercial instead of Drake ever time I went to the movie theater between 2010-2013
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
VERY excited to see what the show-only fans think of tonight’s Slow Horses
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If my local gym ended the memberships of every person that never goes to work out there they’d be out of fucking business lmao. Insane that Oz doesn’t know that health insurance and other subscriptions and plans work very similarly!
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chewbacca is stinky, peeeeeee-yew 🤢🤢🤢
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil movie kicked ass, Cregger 3 for 3 let’s goooooooooo
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love a Reacher final boss. S1 had rich criminal failson, S2 had old man, S3 had big guy, and in S4, Reacher faces his biggest challenge yet: two short women.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The gulf in quality between Stand Alone Complex’s closing song (groovy, catchy, cool artwork, silly lyrics) and opening (indulgent, annoying, looks like fucking Reboot) is as vast as a fucking ocean. Opener is always a skip but the closer is a straight banger.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Increasingly common PlayStation L. Gotta assume that Death Stranding probably has not worked out as well financially as they hoped or that Kojima wanted a multi-platform release.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it just sounds cool, but I can’t help but think that the Operation Mongoose name drop in the newest Reacher is a way to SEO hijack anyone looking into the actual shit we did in Cuba after the Bay of Pigs
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P4 list has an actual legit surprise! Probably not getting it at launch, but I’m def hyped
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just got some freelance work done that I had been dreading all week and man it feels so good to have nothing else looming over a three day weekend
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gun to my head, Old Hunters for Bloodborne. Just amazing level design, great new weapons, and three all-timer bosses (let’s not talk about the other two) while filling out a really interesting part of the lore.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" GWYNDOLIN, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE GWYNDOLIN. YOU FEEL GWYNDOLIN. YOU ENGAGE WITH GWYNDOLIN. YOU WRESTLE WITH GWYNDOLIN. YOU LIVE GWYNDOLIN. GWYNDOLIN ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
Aldrich, Devourer of the Gods from Dark Souls 3. Dark Moon Gwyndolin is sticking out of his mouth bc Aldrich ate him like a little morsel that you gobble up.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Evangelion Characters Say Congratulations
ALT: Evangelion Characters Say Congratulations
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
as a Bay Area transplant to LA, Pablo keep cooking please
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Underrated part of this comment is where she mentions that she’s afraid of AI replacing her performance bc let’s be real, if there’s a single A-List actor that could be easily replaced by an AI avatar it’s absolutely Gal Gadot
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m blaming every single one of you who paid money to see those X movies for this.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m still enjoying Lanterns, but tonight’s episode was a great example of how subtext has slowly eroded from modern films and television. The script and performances were strong enough without a character plainly explaining racial trauma to an alien, and thus, the audience as if they’re an alien.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Comes to no surprise to us Death Stranding 2 heads 😤😤😤
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Against my better judgement, I’m watching the first episode of Lanterns. My love for Aaron Pierre outweighs my disdain for Damon Lindelof… for now.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I know it’s not the point but this video made me nostalgic for shitty iMovie and Windows Movie Maker editing. Another victim of the AI slop era
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Between this and the taco stand comment she must have a really sweet consulting or media gig lined up if she loses
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reacher S4 has introduced a new character that looks like if Bryan Quinby and Brace Belden wore the potara earrings from Dragon Ball Z
Russell Plum from Reacher S4. He’s got the jovial jawline and beard of Bryan Quinby and the dark mop of hair and horn glasses of Brace Belden
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
(I love my dog very much but…)
Marge Simpson “It’s true, but he shouldn’t say it.” meme
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Surgeon General of Beverly Hills from John Carpenter’s “Escape from LA” (1996)
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m not a huge Shyamalan defender (he’s got some real stinkers) but The Village is to me the poster child for audiences getting hung up on plot over emotion or extremely obvious thematic subtext. I didn’t see this until two decades after it came out because of its reputation, but it really moved me
Poster for The Village (2004)

A red streak of paint is spread diagonally across a dark door, softly illuminated by moonlight.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Badges? We don’t need to stinking badges!”
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
100% down. This is like if they made Rowan Atkinson the next Bond while he continued to star in Johnny English movies
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Favorite film for each year of the ‘70s: 70: La Cercle Rouge 71: Klute 72: Pink Flamingoes 73: Don’t Look Now 74: The Conversation 75: Barry Lyndon 76: All the President’s Men 77: Sorcerer 78: Blue Collar 79: Stalker
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Caitlin Clark on this play
Tweet from @mikefossey in 2014 

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My close personal friend, private investigator John Sugar, just arrested Karen Bass
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As much as I did like to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s talking about MAHA’s concerned about proximity to data centers or red dye 40 or whatever, I really don’t think you need to give them an inch on this
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 02/08/2026
remember how Riley Gaines’ swimming coach raped a bunch of her teammates? then when her career path became TV Nazi she defended him and he claimed he was being targeted for standing up against trans women in sports? anyway she cares deeply about women and girls being safe.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Funniest thing Hasan could do rn is not acknowledge Carville at all, but ditch the suit and start wearing this exact Gap shirt every stream and media appearance.
James Carville during election night 2024 wearing that fuck ugly Gap shirt that he wears on CNN every night
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
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Kurt Russell as R.J. MacReady in The Thing
Alt: Kurt Russell as R.J. MacReady in The Thing
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What the fuck even is this metaphor? Tripods don’t make sounds after they’re set up! They’re famously pretty stationary!
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sebastian being excited for the lake trip with his dad makes a lot of sense now
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lotta weaklings in this thread imo. “Runtime is big number! Big number scary!” No, a movie that’s too long is one that belabors itself on repeating plot or emotional beats like Everything Everywhere All At Once, or more recently, Evil Dead Burn.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Klay Thompson-level fumble in slow motion
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The most incredible thing about this is how much the Chartpointers are reading additional, unstated meaning into this cartoon. I’ve seen people attribute policy positions to it, people saying “this is why we’ll never pass progressive macroeconomic policies” and “this is anti-science.”
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Bletchley Park Chan-Wook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.
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The Master: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Alt: Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Master
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