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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook

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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 5h
This is beside the point, but why does Bezos now look like a former four star general with a litany of sexual harassment complaints?
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 18h
And by “pay someone” I mean I’ll pay myself with time and send it to my buddy to upload to his Plex
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 18h
I’d pay good money for someone to edit all the episodes of Stand Alone Complex to start with the 2nd gig intro and end with the season 1 outro. Don’t care that the animation won’t make sense, 1st intro is grating and the 2nd outro is a bore
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 21h
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Been saying “the squeaky wheel gets the grease” every opportunity that I can since I started watching clips
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You say that, but when I extol the virtues of Mark Walhberg’s everyman inventor, Cade Yeager, to my friends they say, “Cade Who?”
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Classic twitter post with a bald guy that has a larger and average cranium.

Text reads “renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something”
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay, true, but cats won’t walk on or over the Quran.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be
Breaking Into Malice | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought I was supposed to be laughing at his hair, and then I unmuted the video and felt really bad because that was so sweet 🥹
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beyond being very emotionally affecting, I think there’s a little more to the “fix your hearts” posters littered around Manhattan. I see you, Remedy!
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just got to the Underpass fault in Control Resonant and holy shit
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tech CEO’s love saying “first principles,” while having no fucking idea about what it actually means
Now an early riser with three children and intense hobbies like boxing and racecar driving, Sharma has a singular focus on success. "All I can do is look at it from a first principles perspective," she said.
"And I think the industry will require disruption.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this was 2020 because COVID factors into the story, but I often think about Josh CIA being a tech bro in real life who’s escape room business was getting crushed by the lockdown
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To a certain corner of the internet, being cringe is far more of a punishable offense than being toxic
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a good time but I definitely think the performances and Oppenheim’s direction exceed the quality of Singh’s script. It just feels like it’s missing something in there.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m low key cool with Strong as Zuckerberg, I think he looks and sounds like the guy a lot more than Eisenberg did, but whatever issues I have with Sorkin’s writing will only be exacerbated by his absolutely mediocre and tepid direction.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife listens to a lot of country and I’ve neither heard of Ella Langley nor this song before looking it up on Spotify. The only thing I’m remotely familiar with about it is that the guy from Eddington and a bunch of Sheridanslop is in the music video.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not while you’re restoring the nobility of elegance, that’s for sure!
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Oh, but then it wouldn’t be on the list.” Yeah, no shit! That’s the point!
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Late to this, but only including True Detective Season 1 is a fucking cop out. Sorry, it’s all or nothing! If you want the antics of Rust & Marty, then you have to include Mahershala Ali with dementia, Jodie and Eccleston fucking, and Colin Farrel beating up the dad of a kid named “Aspen Conroy”
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every time you do an execution in Control Resonant, the Board lets out a vocal throat chant like the beginning of Dune, it’s so fucking cool
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you reply or quote this with the “Would” image you will not see Valhalla
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
KJ Appa lookin like James Ransone in this
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna do Metal Gear Solid style self-hypnosis to convince myself that I was seeing Swan Boy in the sprite commercial instead of Drake ever time I went to the movie theater between 2010-2013
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s up there, but I think it went on for too long and gets weaker in the final two seasons or so. Still worth a watch, but I don’t blame anyone who kinda checks out after S4 or 5
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Mr. Robot, no Burn Notice. Characters are not welcome at the failing New York Times smh
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Head’s too big for those shoulders. Not saying she’s ugly but she’s just weird to look at.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Time Zone - World Destruction in S4 if I’m being serious, Steely Dan - Dirty Work if I’m being silly and allowed to pick a diegetic song.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not saying anyone should *do* this, but it would be pretty funny if he got black bagged and dropped off unharmed in the middle of a rural area without his phone. I just wanna see what he’d do without the people he employs to remember these things for him!
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That face with the slight forward slouch… he just like me fr
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me trying Whataburger for the first time and being immediately disappointed. F-tier fast food and worst regional chain by far.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
VERY excited to see what the show-only fans think of tonight’s Slow Horses
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If my local gym ended the memberships of every person that never goes to work out there they’d be out of fucking business lmao. Insane that Oz doesn’t know that health insurance and other subscriptions and plans work very similarly!
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is kinda beside the point, but I’m really mad that the Bulwark paywalled that article because I only know now the gruesome details of the charges because of reactions to Richard Hanna-Barbera’s post.
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chewbacca is stinky, peeeeeee-yew 🤢🤢🤢
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil movie kicked ass, Cregger 3 for 3 let’s goooooooooo
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thankfully AI isn’t capable of making guys like that
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t find a good link but I think of that transition from the map to James Badge Dale driving on a forest road very frequently. And the whole camp sequence that follows it, it’s so good!
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reacher vs all of Aella’s sexual partners
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reacher failed like ten QTE’s before the final boss fight, so they kinda kick his ass.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love a Reacher final boss. S1 had rich criminal failson, S2 had old man, S3 had big guy, and in S4, Reacher faces his biggest challenge yet: two short women.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let’s fucking go tennis ball
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We’re getting the year Children of Men takes place before a 4K Blu Ray release… but surprisingly after GTA 6 so I guess that’s something
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All she needs to do to unlock transmog is to just beat the game without activating Woodley mode, but she can’t help herself.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sarah & Kyle in the first one. In T2 he’d be on the T-1000’s side until he realizes that’s he’s not actually a cop and then he’d go apeshit.
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Bletchley Park Chan-Spook @mjcseize.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For real! When I saw that it was only ten episodes I got real worried. Like we waited almost two full years for this? Crossing my fingers that these last two (that we’re now waiting an extra month for…) have a longer runtime but I don’t have my hopes up.
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