Reposted by Mitch LemonIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10hHi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent 10858211769
Reposted by Mitch LemonThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h… 333134496
Reposted by Mitch LemonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris. 19168671946
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hey, look! A slightly less passive headline the second time around. 140
Reposted by Mitch LemonSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563336673
Reposted by Mitch LemonThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv… 792543332
Reposted by Mitch LemonTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see* 1393320586
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's retiring to spend more time with his despot. 000
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw the jingoistic pro-war recruiting commercial from the Defense Department. I am telling you the first 10 seconds of the ad are indistinguishable from the first 10 seconds of current Jeep ads.static.klipy.comZoolander Characters Happy in JeepALT: Zoolander Characters Happy in Jeep 000
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Buried and mentioned only briefly in this story: These are legal sell. Most stores reminded the “undercover” shoppers of safety guidelines. Feels like the CBC made questionable editorial decisions in presenting this as a shocking exposé. (I’m not Canadian; I’m happy to learn what I’m missing.) 141
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The one with Ross working at a theater in Chicago. 010
Reposted by Mitch LemonJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves. 753226469
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Unimportant, but is this a photo illustration or a real, unaltered photo? Did this person really have a tower of more than 100 microphones in front of her? I’m not saying it isn’t real. Don’t come at me. I’m genuinely curious if she is so important she once attracted this many media outlets. 000
Reposted by Mitch LemonDr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What's your pick for the most famous film quote containing only one word? 16233
Reposted by Mitch LemonAaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Twins are parting ways with pitching coach Pete Maki and assistant pitching coach Luis Ramirez. Maki took over as pitching coach in July 2022, following Wes Johnson's sudden midseason exit. Since then, the Twins rank 21st in ERA, including 25th this season and 24th last season. 1241
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The season is ending, so I’ll say this. I have seen 1,001 ads for the Twins season ticket/loyalty/discount program. And I have no understanding of how it actually works. It’s sounds weirdly… complicated. Twins are the only MLB team that requires a math or economics degree to buy tickets.static.klipy.comConfused White DogALT: Confused White Dog 040
Reposted by Mitch LemonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Minnesota is a shit hole that I’m embarrassed to live in. Here’s why Minnesotans should make me their next senator. by Michele Tafoya 211013144
Reposted by Mitch LemonFreedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 23/09/2026As Trump uses "national security" as an excuse to ban news outlets, remember that challenging the government’s classification claims can be an act of patriotism. @danielellsberg.bsky.social, our co-founder, proved that when he leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.freedom.pressThe Pentagon PapersHow a leak revealed that lies were the foundation of U.S. policy on Vietnam 45829
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I admit I usually skip to the end of user terms & click OK. I tried the Spotify pre-save function for Tegan & Sara’s new song. Holy hell… look at the permissions Universal Music wants. Delete & add to your library! Edit private playlists! This is galling even in our age of corporate imperialism. 020
Reposted by Mitch LemonYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comDarth Vader Alter The DealALT: Darth Vader Alter The Deal 1138452
Reposted by Mitch LemonCanadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy birthday to Tegan and Sara Quin, born on this day in Calgary in 1980! In their careers as singer-songwriters, they have released 10 studio albums, earned a Grammy nomination and won four Junos. In 2019, they released their best-selling memoir High School. 📸 Dustin Rabin 29011
Reposted by Mitch LemonBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We are now entering the Autumnal Equinox time. In this town, it's known as Chicagohenge. 784442697
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comGeorge W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' SpeechALT: George W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' Speech 011
Reposted by Mitch LemonAmy @eigensheep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Back in the 60s, Wisconsinites would go south for colored margarine instead www.wpr.org/justice/i-ca...wpr.orgI can't believe it's not yellow: A peek into Wisconsin’s quirky margarine laws 4103
Reposted by Mitch Lemonmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026see the slop, leave the shop 614116
Reposted by Mitch Lemonmusicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*flock of seagulls voice* and sheeran, sheeran so far away 071
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just discovered that you can open links in the Bluesky browser. This is amazing. 010
Reposted by Mitch LemonACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Air to Ground Message: 300 WAS LIKE A BEACHBALL AT A NICKLEBACK CONCERT TRYING 280 Area: Kitchener, ON, Canada Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a3bcb52007b F: #fb046aff8dc 0137
Reposted by Mitch Lemon5 Eyewitness News @kstptv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The University of Minnesota Police Department says it will remove one of its Flock Safety cameras following outcry from the Cedar-Riverside community.kstp.comUniversity of Minnesota to remove Flock camera after pushback from Cedar-Riverside neighborsThe University of Minnesota Police Department says it will remove one of its Flock Safety cameras following outcry from the Cedar-Riverside community. 021
Reposted by Mitch Lemon1981 / 1986 News @40yearsago.bsky.social · 13/09/2026[February 10th, 1981] KSTP's Twin Cities Today www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSMe...youtube.comKSTP’s Twin Cities Today with John Hines from February 10, 1981John Hines and June Lindsay host KSTP’s daytime talk show “Twin Cities Today”. Longtime Twin Cities radio personality John Hines took a break from radio in the early 1980s after Steve and Sharon… 031
Reposted by Mitch LemonJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Another home run AI summary! Thanks Google! 932013
Reposted by Mitch LemonWKYT @wkyt.com · 10/09/2026Six of the eight Flock cameras used by the city of Morehead were destroyed on Tuesday night. More ⬇️wkyt.comMajority of city of Morehead’s Flock cameras destroyed in act of vandalism According to Mayor Laura White Brown, the cameras’ wires were clipped, and their screens shattered. 14111
Reposted by Mitch LemonGregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026AJ Pierzynski is doing an event for John Kelly’s Chicago mayoral campaign 363
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Good thing I only buy American-made private jets. 010
Reposted by Mitch LemonInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this 26819899
Reposted by Mitch LemonKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Baseball schedule makers are the dumbest mfers in the game. How do you not have every team playing on a holiday Monday at the end of summer, right before the playoff push? They put *zero* thought into it, every year. Truly wild. 4987659
Reposted by Mitch LemonMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 06/09/202640 HOME RUNS FOR PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG 💪 1256
Reposted by Mitch LemonRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that 21248211369
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You can’t declare a movie a “blockbuster” months before its release. Of course it will be a blockbuster. But it’s shoddy writing that sounds like the movie was already released. 010
Reposted by Mitch LemonAaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Walker Jenkins (21 years, 193 days) is the Twins' youngest player to homer since Joe Mauer in 2004. Jenkins wasn't even born yet. 2565
Reposted by Mitch LemonKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year. 382131586