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Mitch Lemon

@mitchlemon.bsky.social
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I have a whole Sam-and-Diane thing with the world. I am relatively extremely Minnesotan.

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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 7h
She’s pioneering a new form of branded content: The obituary that shouts out the Brand Partners and doesn’t bring the audience down by including the name of the deceased being mourned.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 11h
Also, I only learned this like a week ago. The iPhone will let you copy-paste text directly out of a photo. That makes alt text so easy for word-centric images. It’s starting to feel like I’m the only one here who didn’t know this…
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 11h
“- I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is” Exactly! I always appreciate when alt text serves as a photo caption. Help us all understand your little joke or obscure visual reference! We want to laugh or praise you for doing a good Skeet, but you need to help us help you!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11h
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h…
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey, look! A slightly less passive headline the second time around.
Fox 9 headline: 

Minneapolis police say an officer's gun went off after a stolen car came into contact with a squad car during a response to an armed
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we’ve found the Onion headline of the year. It’s perfect. So mean. So accurate. A masterpiece.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's retiring to spend more time with his despot.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look! It's Grover Cleveland Alexander's skeleton!
Picture ofthe museum ofNebraska major league baseball. There is a skeleton in the window above the museum
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I had a nickel for every time someone said this to me...
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw the jingoistic pro-war recruiting commercial from the Defense Department. I am telling you the first 10 seconds of the ad are indistinguishable from the first 10 seconds of current Jeep ads.
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Zoolander Characters Happy in Jeep
ALT: Zoolander Characters Happy in Jeep
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DeForest Kelley.
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Dr. Leonard McCoy's 'Here's To You' Toast
ALT: Dr. Leonard McCoy's 'Here's To You' Toast
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At first I laughed at AI Got Talent. But this is definitely going to happen.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s valid to debate kids using bikes and scooters, the need for speed limiters on e-bikes, and marketing them as toys. But this story is essentially saying: “Stores Sell Legal Products; Health Experts Warn of Dangers to Kids” Why were hidden cameras needed to report on a legal activity?
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Buried and mentioned only briefly in this story: These are legal sell. Most stores reminded the “undercover” shoppers of safety guidelines. Feels like the CBC made questionable editorial decisions in presenting this as a shocking exposé. (I’m not Canadian; I’m happy to learn what I’m missing.)
CBC News story: Stores are allowed to sell the e-bikes no matter how fast they go, but Michael Pasquali, founder of the Canadian Electric Bicycle Association (CEBA), says it's "heartbreaking."CBC News story: "Shops that are selling products that are way beyond the legal limit, they're putting a lot of people in danger."
Seven stores also had e-scooters for sale with manufacturer-recommended rider ages under 16, though some medical experts say e-bikes and e-scooters are too unsafe for anyone under 16.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The one with Ross working at a theater in Chicago.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unimportant, but is this a photo illustration or a real, unaltered photo? Did this person really have a tower of more than 100 microphones in front of her? I’m not saying it isn’t real. Don’t come at me. I’m genuinely curious if she is so important she once attracted this many media outlets.
Screenshot of Mother Jones article. woman named Kristan Hawkins stands before dozens or maybe hundreds of press microphones. It looks she is buried in microphones.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's your pick for the most famous film quote containing only one word?
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twins are parting ways with pitching coach Pete Maki and assistant pitching coach Luis Ramirez. Maki took over as pitching coach in July 2022, following Wes Johnson's sudden midseason exit. Since then, the Twins rank 21st in ERA, including 25th this season and 24th last season.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The season is ending, so I’ll say this. I have seen 1,001 ads for the Twins season ticket/loyalty/discount program. And I have no understanding of how it actually works. It’s sounds weirdly… complicated. Twins are the only MLB team that requires a math or economics degree to buy tickets.
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Confused White Dog
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone who can laugh at themselves will never cease to be amused. Says Skeletor who doesn’t trust those who can’t laugh at themselves - I consider it a mental illness.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jenna Maroney's Self-Description in 30 Rock
ALT: Jenna Maroney's Self-Description in 30 Rock
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Minnesota is a shit hole that I’m embarrassed to live in. Here’s why Minnesotans should make me their next senator. by Michele Tafoya
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why are there men’s and women’s divisions of Rubik’s Cube competitions?
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Freedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 23/09/2026
As Trump uses "national security" as an excuse to ban news outlets, remember that challenging the government’s classification claims can be an act of patriotism. @danielellsberg.bsky.social, our co-founder, proved that when he leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
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The Pentagon Papers
How a leak revealed that lies were the foundation of U.S. policy on Vietnam
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely perfect. Somebody get Stan Kroenke on the horn.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I admit I usually skip to the end of user terms & click OK. I tried the Spotify pre-save function for Tegan & Sara’s new song. Holy hell… look at the permissions Universal Music wants. Delete & add to your library! Edit private playlists! This is galling even in our age of corporate imperialism.
Spotify screenshot of what Universal Music Group can do within the app if you connect it so so you can pre-save music by their artists. In short, they can do anything they want to, including remove items from your library, add items to your library , manage who you follow, create, edit and follow your private playlists.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do we gotta hand it to him for coming to this conclusion? 😆
Newspaper article from Cincinnati Enquirer quoting the organizer’s comments on social media: “I want to tell you something. Rich people, as a whole, suck.”
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Darth Vader Alter The Deal
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Walking person sign labeled Saragossa. It looks like Armus, the black tar monster from Star Trek and killed Lt. Yar. It’s black with white dots making a vaguely human-shaped blob. Armus, the black tar monster from Yar Trek and killed Lt. Yar. It looks like the walking person traffic sign from Saragossa. Black with white reflection spots all over.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy birthday to Tegan and Sara Quin, born on this day in Calgary in 1980! In their careers as singer-songwriters, they have released 10 studio albums, earned a Grammy nomination and won four Junos. In 2019, they released their best-selling memoir High School. 📸 Dustin Rabin
### Photo Description

A studio portrait of two young women with short, dark bob haircuts standing side by side against a textured, dark gray backdrop. The lighting is soft and warm-toned.

- **Left woman**: Fair skin, light eyes, neutral expression with lips slightly parted. She wears a light mint-green collared shirt with rolled sleeves and buttons at the collar, arms crossed over her chest.
- **Right woman**: Fair skin, light eyes, subtle smile, head tilted slightly left. She wears a black-and-white horizontal-striped short-sleeved top. Her right arm shows colorful tattoos including a blue bird, green leaves, and abstract red and blue designs; her left arm is relaxed, right hand on hip.

The composition frames them from the waist up, with the left woman slightly forward.
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are now entering the Autumnal Equinox time. In this town, it's known as Chicagohenge.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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George W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' Speech
ALT: George W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' Speech
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope there was wooder in the warsh room.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THEY are still silencing the truth. #Q
A screen of NYT Crossplay that isn’t counting Qanon as a word. Because Hunter Biden’s laptop is still censoring free speech.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Hollywood sock”
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Amy @eigensheep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back in the 60s, Wisconsinites would go south for colored margarine instead www.wpr.org/justice/i-ca...
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I can't believe it's not yellow: A peek into Wisconsin’s quirky margarine laws
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My parents have told me about this when they were growing up! They used to dye it at home. Seems so freaking weird.
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran’s new band announced.
A picture of the Kars4Kids band. Three children unconvincingly pretending to play guitars and drums.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
see the slop, leave the shop
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musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*flock of seagulls voice* and sheeran, sheeran so far away
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is my all-time favorite sight gag. The trashing of Australia was so savage and so complete. Everything was a chance for a dig.
Simpsons episode Bart Vs. Australia. A letter from Australia. The stamp says “30 years of electricity”
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For me, it’s this. And it’s been the funniest since the first time I saw it. It’s the perfect joke. youtu.be/rFrPz1WkBvk
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What's a GYM? - The Simpsons
YouTube video by MartianBoy87
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Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just discovered that you can open links in the Bluesky browser. This is amazing.
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