Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 7hShe’s pioneering a new form of branded content: The obituary that shouts out the Brand Partners and doesn’t bring the audience down by including the name of the deceased being mourned. 170
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 11hAlso, I only learned this like a week ago. The iPhone will let you copy-paste text directly out of a photo. That makes alt text so easy for word-centric images. It’s starting to feel like I’m the only one here who didn’t know this… 2110
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 11h“- I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is” Exactly! I always appreciate when alt text serves as a photo caption. Help us all understand your little joke or obscure visual reference! We want to laugh or praise you for doing a good Skeet, but you need to help us help you! 1100
Reposted by Mitch LemonIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11hHi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent 11059711815
Reposted by Mitch LemonThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h… 333137496
Reposted by Mitch LemonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris. 19168681946
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hey, look! A slightly less passive headline the second time around. 140
Reposted by Mitch LemonSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563336673
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think we’ve found the Onion headline of the year. It’s perfect. So mean. So accurate. A masterpiece. 000
Reposted by Mitch LemonThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv… 792543332
Reposted by Mitch LemonTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see* 1393320586
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's retiring to spend more time with his despot. 000
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Look! It's Grover Cleveland Alexander's skeleton! 010
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I had a nickel for every time someone said this to me... 111
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw the jingoistic pro-war recruiting commercial from the Defense Department. I am telling you the first 10 seconds of the ad are indistinguishable from the first 10 seconds of current Jeep ads.static.klipy.comZoolander Characters Happy in JeepALT: Zoolander Characters Happy in Jeep 000
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026DeForest Kelley.static.klipy.comDr. Leonard McCoy's 'Here's To You' ToastALT: Dr. Leonard McCoy's 'Here's To You' Toast 010
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026At first I laughed at AI Got Talent. But this is definitely going to happen. 000
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s valid to debate kids using bikes and scooters, the need for speed limiters on e-bikes, and marketing them as toys. But this story is essentially saying: “Stores Sell Legal Products; Health Experts Warn of Dangers to Kids” Why were hidden cameras needed to report on a legal activity? 122
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Buried and mentioned only briefly in this story: These are legal sell. Most stores reminded the “undercover” shoppers of safety guidelines. Feels like the CBC made questionable editorial decisions in presenting this as a shocking exposé. (I’m not Canadian; I’m happy to learn what I’m missing.) 141
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The one with Ross working at a theater in Chicago. 010
Reposted by Mitch LemonJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves. 753226469
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Unimportant, but is this a photo illustration or a real, unaltered photo? Did this person really have a tower of more than 100 microphones in front of her? I’m not saying it isn’t real. Don’t come at me. I’m genuinely curious if she is so important she once attracted this many media outlets. 000
Reposted by Mitch LemonDr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What's your pick for the most famous film quote containing only one word? 16233
Reposted by Mitch LemonAaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Twins are parting ways with pitching coach Pete Maki and assistant pitching coach Luis Ramirez. Maki took over as pitching coach in July 2022, following Wes Johnson's sudden midseason exit. Since then, the Twins rank 21st in ERA, including 25th this season and 24th last season. 1241
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The season is ending, so I’ll say this. I have seen 1,001 ads for the Twins season ticket/loyalty/discount program. And I have no understanding of how it actually works. It’s sounds weirdly… complicated. Twins are the only MLB team that requires a math or economics degree to buy tickets.static.klipy.comConfused White DogALT: Confused White Dog 040
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comJenna Maroney's Self-Description in 30 RockALT: Jenna Maroney's Self-Description in 30 Rock 040
Reposted by Mitch LemonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Minnesota is a shit hole that I’m embarrassed to live in. Here’s why Minnesotans should make me their next senator. by Michele Tafoya 211013144
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why are there men’s and women’s divisions of Rubik’s Cube competitions? 040
Reposted by Mitch LemonFreedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 23/09/2026As Trump uses "national security" as an excuse to ban news outlets, remember that challenging the government’s classification claims can be an act of patriotism. @danielellsberg.bsky.social, our co-founder, proved that when he leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.freedom.pressThe Pentagon PapersHow a leak revealed that lies were the foundation of U.S. policy on Vietnam 45829
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Absolutely perfect. Somebody get Stan Kroenke on the horn. 000
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I admit I usually skip to the end of user terms & click OK. I tried the Spotify pre-save function for Tegan & Sara’s new song. Holy hell… look at the permissions Universal Music wants. Delete & add to your library! Edit private playlists! This is galling even in our age of corporate imperialism. 020
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do we gotta hand it to him for coming to this conclusion? 😆 130
Reposted by Mitch LemonYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comDarth Vader Alter The DealALT: Darth Vader Alter The Deal 1138452
Reposted by Mitch LemonCanadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy birthday to Tegan and Sara Quin, born on this day in Calgary in 1980! In their careers as singer-songwriters, they have released 10 studio albums, earned a Grammy nomination and won four Junos. In 2019, they released their best-selling memoir High School. 📸 Dustin Rabin 29011
Reposted by Mitch LemonBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We are now entering the Autumnal Equinox time. In this town, it's known as Chicagohenge. 784442697
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comGeorge W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' SpeechALT: George W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' Speech 011
Reposted by Mitch LemonAmy @eigensheep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Back in the 60s, Wisconsinites would go south for colored margarine instead www.wpr.org/justice/i-ca...wpr.orgI can't believe it's not yellow: A peek into Wisconsin’s quirky margarine laws 4103
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My parents have told me about this when they were growing up! They used to dye it at home. Seems so freaking weird. 120
Reposted by Mitch Lemonmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026see the slop, leave the shop 614116
Reposted by Mitch Lemonmusicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*flock of seagulls voice* and sheeran, sheeran so far away 071
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is my all-time favorite sight gag. The trashing of Australia was so savage and so complete. Everything was a chance for a dig. 000
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For me, it’s this. And it’s been the funniest since the first time I saw it. It’s the perfect joke. youtu.be/rFrPz1WkBvkyoutu.beWhat's a GYM? - The SimpsonsYouTube video by MartianBoy87 000
Mitch Lemon @mitchlemon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just discovered that you can open links in the Bluesky browser. This is amazing. 010