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Patsy Pancake

@mistymeana.bsky.social
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Retired foot-fiddler, med sec and all round diamond geezeress. Lefty woke snowflake. No isms or schisms. No DMs unless I know you. #actuallyautistic

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TIL a Shetland Pony has its arsehole halfway along its back…who knew! 🐴
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@snowy.bsky.social You wanted proof
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good. Now arrest those who were with him for conspiracy, and then arrest those who tried to set fire to a hotel for arson. And then proscribe the group as a terrorist organisation. Which is what you are if you use violence for political ends. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yay! Despite hardly any activity on here, I’ve managed to get myself blocked by someone I’ve never heard of. Also see I’m on some lovely lists. Nice to know I’m making an impact 😂
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Mani Isna La 🇨🇺 🇵🇸 🇬🇱🕊️ 🪶 #IndigenousLivesMatter @maniisnala.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is so outrageous. The Government wants to reclassify Coastguard Rescue Officers as "volunteers" so the,y can get out of paying them an hourly wage when they go out to save lives. Please sign the petition to demand the Government scrap these plans. act.38degrees.org.uk/act/coasguar...
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
As Britain swelters through another heatwave, few people will have heard that ministers have quietly dropped plans for solar carports. Cars cooler in summer. Shelter from the rain in winter. Clean electricity all year round. A missed opportunity?
eastangliabylines.co.uk
As Britain bakes, ministers quietly park plans for solar carports
Ministers have quietly shelved plans that could have transformed Britain's biggest car parks into shaded power stations
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Daily Mail's best paid columnist is Boris Johnson. A man more deserving of scrutiny across the last two decades than practically anyone else in public life.
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Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @andygjburge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tee-hee 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Today I shall mostly be making an odd sort of milky slushie. I was trying to make frozen peach yogurt in my new toy but might have misread the recipe a tad. I’ve no ingredients to chuck it and start again so I’m going run with it and see what happens. Domestic goddess, me.
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 26/06/2026
This is remarkable.
Bar chart which shows y-axis running 0-8000, and x-axis showing years 2019 and 2024. For 2019, a light orange bar runs up to just over 6000, with a darker orange running up to 8000. For 2024, a green bar runs up to 4000, with a dark green running to about 5000. The text "40% lower" is on the lighter green bar. Text at the top of the graphic reads "Estimated air pollution deaths are down by around 40%. New analysis estimates deaths associated with air pollution in London reduced substantially between 2019 and 2024." Text at the bottom of the graphic reads "Note: darker shading shows estimated ranges. Data based on a comparison of estimated mortality burden using updated methods and a scenario-based analysis where only air pollution changes. Source: london.gov.uk/aqmortality". The Mayor of London logo sits in the bottom right-hand corner.
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@snowy.bsky.social how about this as a new trick to teach the beaks? www.facebook.com/share/r/1CMp...
facebook.com
Facebook
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is how AI should be used 👌 x.com/chiky_handlr...
x.com
chiky handler on X: "Love this ai https://t.co/WVkDRqWAtr" / X
Love this ai https://t.co/WVkDRqWAtr
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ooops. Fan about to get a little splattered 🍿
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
‘This EHRC Code Will Make the UK a Hostile Environment for Trans People’ Keir Starmer's Government promises trans people 'dignity and respect' but is overseeing a colossal failure to protect their rights and safety, argues Helen Belcher
bylinetimes.com
‘This EHRC Code Will Make the UK a Hostile Environment for Trans People’
Keir Starmer's Government promises trans people 'dignity and respect' but is overseeing a colossal failure to protect their rights and safety, argues Helen Belcher
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Normal island energy. Not sure what his superpower is but I think I can live without knowing.
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Decided to try baking a cake in the air fryer to conserve energy. Hopefully it won’t have a charcoal crust. Wish me luck 🤞🏻
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Tenchi Ohki🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦#FBPE #REJOIN @tenchiohki.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sure thing, Melanoma, and I'm the fucking Pope. 🙄
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Listen to the doctors. He's simply not all there.
Screenshot of a tweet by Harry Sisson summarizing comments from Dr. Vin Gupta criticizing Trump’s behavior and suggesting signs of cognitive decline. Below it is a tweet from Dr. Vin Gupta listing symptoms such as erratic speech, confusion, and difficulty finishing sentences, concluding that the president is exhibiting signs of dementia.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy War Crimes Day to all who celebrate.
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Morning all. Happy Easter. May your bellies be full of sugar and roast dinner. Attempts at making my Easter cake have been foiled so far, so making it in a mad panic today. Doubt it’ll be as good as these babies.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pitting State Pensions against young people is exactly what they want. Instead you should ask why people making millions or billions pay an average of 11% tax while you pay 28% on everything over £12,570. That's why we have student loans and terrible State Pensions.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 30/03/2026
New Brexit metaphor just dropped.
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Patrick - Here for the craic❗️🤷🏼‍♂️😉 @paddyopatrick.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Farage turns on tears, when Police refuse to investigate his claim that Aliens, invited to earth by Migrants, took over the bodies of residents in Gorton & Denton & voted for Greens & other Parties to stop him winning… Matt Goodwin has done extensive research on the subject using AI says it’s true😂
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 26/03/2026
Five minutes riffing on pens and he's not even doing any of the good pen jokes! I've got a pen that can write underwater. It can write loads of other words too! What's the difference between Trump and a pen? A pen has a point. I asked my pen why it never goes anywhere. 'Because I'm stationary.'
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Bloody hell. From secretly-funded lobby groups masquerading as ‘think tanks’ (who continue to dominate our discourse despite Liz Truss demonstrating the dangers) to a secretly-funded political party. Should have seen that coming.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Abandoned the kids! Burn your pension! Kick the dog into the canal! But save yourselves from democratically elected people who want to [checks notes] savagely improve the planet.
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Snowy. @snowy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Double-tapping. War crime. Fuck Trump. Fuck the US.
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Have Farage, Badenoch & Johnson volunteered to be on the front line yet?
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The Teasel @theteasel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So many girls all making up the same story - guess they we’re leftists and could see into the future—— or maybe—- they were telling the truth … you know www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Withheld Jeffrey Epstein files with accusations against Trump released by justice department
The Department of Justice said the released files had been
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
DEAR FCO OAKSHITT IS NOT "STRANDED AROUND THE GULF" - IT IS HER CHOICE TO BE THERE AS THE UK IS APPARENTLY "TOO FULL"
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Because bombing the fuck out of Iran certainly won't result in anyone else becoming radicalised into terrorism for the foreseeable....
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I've never observed a wider gap between self-confidence and lack of any actual understanding than in Badenoch. On other topics it can be comical, but when it extends to undermining gov't on matters of national security, in breach of established conventions, it is profoundly dangerous. #PMQs
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Polling holds too much sway over our democracy and governance. But the G&D by-election does show that Reform’s dominance is inflated by foreign/rightwing interests, irresponsible media support and Farage’s ego. If progressives can win despite all that, then hatred really is overpriced. Hope can win.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Please sign this petition to fire Chris Mason from a cannon to mark the Gorton & Denton by election. c.org/YKGTcrGRqF
c.org
Sign the Petition
Replace Chris Mason with a neutral voice
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
● Typical cost of a Business Class flight to Maldives is £3,100 - £3,200+ return ● 2 of those minimum so £6,400+ ● Accommodation minimum of £250-£350 per night. Farage demands finer things in life though so can exceed £1,000 ● Gross household average salary Gorton & Denton £653 per week
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
OK. I know I’m autistic so my default setting when dealing with normos is “WTF are they doing and why” but I feel I need to ask: does anyone genuinely find themselves watching grown adults sweep a patch of ice and think “My word, this is riveting, what sterling entertainment” ?
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Happy 66th birthday Andy baby.
media.tenor.com
two cats wearing party hats are sitting in front of a cake that says happy birthday
ALT: two cats wearing party hats are sitting in front of a cake that says happy birthday
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Morning (almost) all. Thought I’d make an effort to pop on here bit more often to try to connect with old pals and bore them senseless with my posts. If this reaches any of you please give me a wave.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.
Far-right thug Tommy
Robinson flees UK after police
warning over terror threat
Far-right thug Tommy Robinson took to social
media this evening to proclaim himself a 'priority
target' for ISIS, adding he had fled the UK after
receiving a call from Bedfordshire Police
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Tony @tonynicol3.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Across Europe, governments are urgently seeking to reduce dependence on the US for anything related to defence. Not in the UK, where control of everything UK & NATO defence related is being handed to the US. Palantir is not our friend. Switzerland has just thrown it out, citing security concerns
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Epstein was in and out of Russia every few months according to his travel documents, but Mandelson was partying in nightclubs in St Petersburg and regularly in Moscow. How did our intelligence services fail to pick this up? Or were their reports and investigations suppressed?
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Buck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
So if you’re a graduate trying desperately to get a foot on the housing ladder, crippled with stupid marginal tax rates to pay back your escalating loan and you can’t afford the ridiculous childcare costs so you put off having children till you’ve had a promotion….you’ll be hit by even more tax!?!
independent.co.uk
Reform by-election candidate suggested people who don’t have kids should pay more tax
Exclusive: The Reform politician’s suggestion would ‘punish millions of women and strip them of their basic dignity to choose’, Labour’s deputy leader has warned
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I just read that restaurants in NYC are giving ICE agents chocolates with their meals, except they’re laxatives. Quite made my day 😂
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Patsy Pancake @mistymeana.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Still a complete novice on here. I’ve started regularly getting this message: @automodlists.bsky.social has added you to the "Resist, Resistance, and other related terms in username or bio." moderation list bsky.app/profile/did:... Does anyone know what the heck it means please?
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Time zones are weird things, aren’t they? In London it’s 8am In Tokyo it’s 5pm And in the USA it’s 1930s Germany…
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Richard Tice agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia. #BBCLauraK
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Zara Zee @zeddeee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
#TrumpIsSuchALoser #NobelPeacePrizeIsNotEnough
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