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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 7h

And just like that, a new innovative position for a basketball team is born…

Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Right then Gaffer, let’s see how well your magic wand works…a baptism of fire for #SébastienPocognoli’s new look #Scotland at #Hampden, put to the sword by a #Switzerland team calibrated as efficiently as its eponymous clocks… #Sco 0-3 #Sui #UEFA #NationsLeague

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A comedy of calamity within 10mins at #Hampden. #JackHendry makes an utter arse of, well, everything…red card for a ‘pro foul’, #Switzerland 1 up from the resultant free-kick. If you ‘take one for the team’ like that, you don’t do it early doors. Fuckin erse! #Sco 0-1 #Sui (10mins) #NationsLeague

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dusting down the Fairy-Tale Anthology (Grifting Fascist Sovrinnity Version) for a few months meditation as the con goes on…poor wee (alleged) attempted murderer, doing the work of super-sky-daddy & son! Must think we’re all god-bothering simpletons that zip up the back Merry Crimbo Dannyboy.

mirror.co.uk

Anti-migrant activist holds Bible as he learns he faces Christmas in custody

Daniel Thomas, known as Danny Tommo, has been remanded in custody after being accused of criminal damage to a boat in the English Channel.

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In today’s edition of The Daily Obvious another headline that passes the ‘duh!’ test!

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

#Spain march on to their 39th competitive game unbeaten since a 2-0 defeat to #Scotland in March 2023. Lots to please the #England faithful though, with #JudeBellingham the pick of the bunch, the overall defensive performance however, needs tons of work. FT: #Eng 2-3 #Esp #UEFA #NationsLeague

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

#England supremo #ThomasTuchel makes several tactical substitutions that take almost immediate effect as #Oyarzabal fires #Spain into the lead once again. #Eng 2-3 #Esp (75mins) #UEFA #NationsLeague

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a quick half-time masterclass from #England penalty-box possession coach #TomDaley, #Bellingham wins a soft penalty, only to see #Kane double tap it & concede a free-kick 😆. England defenders still on holidays hand #Spain a chance to restore parity #Eng 2-2 #Esp (66mins) #UEFA #NationsLeague

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

With the #England defence still on their holidays, captain #HarryKane (via a half asleep #MarcCucurella) & #LaLiga new boy #AnthonyGordon decide to sort things out before the half… Game on at #Wembley #Eng 2-1 #Esp #UEFA #NationsLeague

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What on earth is going on with the #England defence? Lucky to be only 1 down after half an hour… And #ITVSport’s Lee Dixon’s banging on about Gazza…🙄 #Eng 0-1 #Esp #UEFA #NationsLeague

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

By the power of sheer serendipity, a copy of the recent adaptation of @stephenking.bsky.social Bachman The Long Walk starring the highly rated @markhamillofficial.bsky.social dropped into my hands less than an hour ago from a local wee free library. I shall now be unavailable for the weekend!

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wee bit of a knee-jerk from #HibernianFC methinks, this just makes me feel sad. Hope he bounces back sooner rather than later. Thanks for some wonderful memories Mr Gray. (50p says Steve Clarke as his replacement…)

bbc.co.uk

How Hibs announced 'inspirational figure' Gray's departure

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#Politicians being Kakistocratic Politicians in plain sight! “Eighteen #Democrats vote to block #Trump #Impeachment Articles From Coming to House Floor” #Carlin in Action www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/house/4...

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This Talarico twat may well be a polished operator in a sharp suit and shiny shoes when it comes to PR. However, he’s just another god-bothering, bigoted superstitious grifter like all the rest. FFS Americans, raise the fucking bar!

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Although it pains me to say so, those goals were straight from the top drawer and well worthy of a semi-final victory. #Rangers v #Celtic #ScottishLeagueCup #PremierSportsCup

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Andy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The spirit of our dear departed Janey Godley is in Doonbeg, Co Clare, Ireland today.

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can’t be arsed going Ground Zero cos he’s not allowed to be The Main Character… I give you: Dozy Don; The Star Spangled Fat Lazy Ignorant Cunt!

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A wee dream to capture the imagination…pass it on!

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s the Nazi Fuckwit Party Conflab thingy, those #Reform cunts that bang on about ‘protecting are wimmin an gells from mooslamic ray-guns’…

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Irrespective of the level, no team should go on to lose a football match/tie after being 4 goals up with an hour (of regulation time) to play. That’s a proper sore one for #CelticFC v #Lask who did the job professionally despite being nothing special. #UCL #PlayOff

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sometimes the truth is painful, but when it is it needs to be addressed. Both in the short and long terms. This isn’t a gratuitous dig…believe it or not, there are folks around the world who give a fuck about their fellow men & women! ‘You The People’ are so much better than this…time to prove it!

youtu.be

Australian Tells Americans Why They’re Hated by the Rest of the World in Fiery Rant

YouTube video by The Humanist Report

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Shandwick Place, Edinburgh; 5:35pm 11/08/26. #NUFC bus crawling through the #EdinburghFestival gridlock, all dressed up with nowhere to go! “I said Gallowgate, no the f’kin Canongate….Gallowgate! Nae difference for fuck’s sake. Twat!”

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This has aged rather well: “In just over three years, this organisation went from being toxic, almost criminal, to being what it should be: an institution that develops #football…” Gianni Infantino on being returned as #FIFA president, June 2019.

inside.fifa.com

Gianni Infantino is re-elected as FIFA President until 2023

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Not really one to be moved by most ‘celebrities’ passing but this guy is one of the few exceptions. A vital cog in The Sopranos’ wheel who was just a big pussycat! RIP Vincent Pastore

deadline.com

Vincent Pastore Dies: 'The Sopranos' Star Was 80

Vincent Pastore, known for playing mobsters in film and TV, most notably Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero on HBO's The Sopranos, has died. He was 80.

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If you’re having a bit of a shit day, worry not. At least you’re not as utterly tragic as someone who is absolutely not me, nope, not at all, watching #AndyMurray and #JamieMurray playing tennis with frying pans, chopping boards, dustbin lids, their mum’s book & other ridiculous objects…#FML 🤣

youtu.be

Can Tennis Pros Return 100 MPH Serve With Random Objects?

YouTube video by The Set | Andy and Jamie Murray

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Met him a few times when I worked in Sports/Entertainment industry. A genuine gentleman & real footballing legend who often transcended rivalry. Another football titan, he can rest easy now, safe in the knowledge he gave a lot of people a lot of joy! RIP Kevin Keegan - a footballer’s footballer.

efl.com

Kevin Keegan Dies Aged 75: Tribute to a Football League Legend

Kevin Keegan, the former Scunthorpe United, Liverpool, Southampton and Newcastle United forward, has died aged 75. We look back at his Football League achievements.

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

F/T #Spain 1-0 #Argentina (AET) Argentina came to play attritional cynical football. Spain took their time but they executed their game patiently & perfectly. #Messi mirroring #Maradona who couldn’t defend the title on his own in 1990 also losing 1-0. But was all about the men in red. Beautiful!

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

#Spain 1-0 #Argentina (106mins) The door has been battered in by #Torres. Inevitable really, Argentina still chasing shadows! Now close it out #Spain. You’ve got this.

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

F/T at #NY/NJ #Spain 0-0 #Argentina A commanding Martinez in goal for the pedestrian Argentina the difference. A clear red for a #Fernandez cynical challenge on #Lamal. #Messi anonymous. Spain now at the battering down the door phase. Argentina playing for pens? Another 30mins of this. We go again…

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

#WorldCup H/T cringe: A front line of Ronaldinho, Madonna & Ronaldo in a pimped-up Little Tikes Car is different. Truly a classic in Absurdism…I’m half expecting Bob Geldof to appear & shout, “Give us yer fuckin money” here…Mind you, that’s Trump’s gig these days! #Muppets. - the lot of them 😉

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

H/T at #NY/NJ #Spain 0-0 #Argentina Argentina playing increasingly deep, even the wee guy spending more of his time in his own half. Spain knocking on the door but just not quite on it. Ref doing his best Stevie Wonder impersonation when Argentina go into ‘dark mode’. Overall uninspiring stuff!

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Less than 5mins into this #WorldCuoFinal and already the South Americans are employing their ‘mercurial’ dark arts…here we go with the nonsense! #Spain 0-0 #Argentina

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

And 🇺🇸 cringe is on. The septics love to get a proper drunk pub singer type rendition of that horrendous excuse of an anthem. It’s the World Cup Final not some crappy egg-chucking goldfish bowl pish! Now it’s Robbie Williams as a weird unholy love child of Evel Knievel & Elvis F’kin Presley WTF???

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

F/T #France 4-6 #England France, having found a few fucks(4) to give, happily allowed England the win as they cruised along in altruistic mode. The #ThreeLions (+8…obviously) prevailed by only losing the 2nd half 4-2. A bronze medal in the bag & a pre-season friendly to be proud of. Now THE FINAL

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

H/T #France 0-4 #England England skooshing a game they claimed wasn’t worth playing while the French have their holiday heads on lugubriously searching for some actual fucks to give… Meanwhile, #BBCSport are back in their crappy AI studio complete with last-cards-in-the-pack presenters & pundits!

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

#France 0-2 #England (19mins) An incredibly adept display of total(ly cannot be arsed) football from #LesBleus, exquisitely illustrated by #Mbappe with his ever so telling grin of Gallic insouciance…

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Three lions on a shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming, 30…erm, 34…um, 38…ah, 42…ehm, 46…urm, 50…well, erm 54…hmm, 58…now it’s 60 years of hurt! What’s the point in dreaming? Unless you’re David Baddiel, Frank Skinner and The Lightening Seeds coming home to count the coins of your gullibility!

static.klipy.com

England Football: It's Coming Home

ALT: England Football: It's Coming Home

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Keir Starmer, Andy Burnham, Alan Shearer, Ian Wright, The Dreadful Ghost of Maggie Thatcher, David Beckham, Mark Pougatch, Willie Battenburg & his Uncle Andy, Geoffrey Chaucer, Tommy 10-Names, Nigel Farage, Will Shakespeare, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney, Noel & Liam Your boys took a helluva beating!

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