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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought smoking cigarettes was dead, but then I came to Portugal and my faith in humanity is restored.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I wish Will Shortz would ban “ESL” as a crossword answer and only accept “EAL”

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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Truck Nuts" but it's a medical diagnosis

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pam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Winnipeg teen in ICU after getting hit by a car on their e-scooter. r/winnipeg discussion immediately pivots to how dangerous these scooters are and not the fact that a kid is in the ICU cause they were hit by a car 🤷‍♀️

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What if the local CBC and Freep went into a frenzy every time there’s a car crash the same way they do about scooter crashes?

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Have I seen Propagandhi lots of times? Yes. Am I having regrets about not going to any of the shows this weekend? Also yes.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If our text conversation lasts more than 3 messages each I’m just goddam phoning you.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The fact that violence keeps happening in places that sell basic groceries, that should be a sign, no?

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Seems like a good day to revisit this one.

Yoda at a desk with the presidential seal, performing a dab before a document that reads “pee is stores in the balls” while a crowd of onlookers applauds

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you’re not American and send me an email that uses words like “color” or “paycheck” I’m going to assume you used AI and I’ll think less of you.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Imagine if the local broadsheet and the local public broadcaster paid as much attention to people being hit by cars as they do to e-bikes and scooters.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I wonder how much his decision to hit the bricks was influenced by knowing what a majority of Canadians would be watching on tv this evening.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Rob Baker’s matching suit and strat ftw

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Gotta say, I’m pretty surprised Stephen Harper’s banker walked away instead of folding like a cheap suit, which has been his usual MO so far.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yeah well that’s just like your opinion man

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hey kids, thinking of going to university? Don’t fork out tens of thousands of dollars studying history, economics or political science when you can spend 10 minutes in the sauna at Cindy Klassen and listen to a real good lecture on all of it!

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Do you ever think it’s weird that David McLaughlin’s Freep bio doesn’t include that he’s Executive Director of a group of AI-peddling CEOs calling themselves the “Task Force for Modernizing Government” that supposedly has the ear of the PM, when he’s writing about government?

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just went to see my financial planner and we both decided this was the best course of action

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Something that gets missed in the discussion of how indescribably awesome this performance is, is what a tremendous band leader Tom Petty is.

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Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, & More "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | Rock Hall 2004 Induction

YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Mistershrewd 6 weeks ago: “I’m cancelling Sirius because these Red Sox are so bad!” Mistershrewd today: “I’m switching over to Little Steven because they only let Tolle get 14 Ks”

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Shut up, phone, the grownups are rocking out

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

In today’s edition of “Did you really think Stephen Harper’s banker was a Liberal,”

Screenshot of a Winnipeg Free Press editorial headlined “We’re giving, they’re taking - where’s the win?” alongside a photo of Prime Minister Mark Carney

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Dammit they were supposed to run some time off the clock, not put up another big score! #beatthetraffic

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Catch a go-ahead TD and get chirped by the fans as you return to the bench? A simple “Shut your bitch-ass up!” to the stands will suffice.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It should come as a surprise to exactly no one that Infantino is planning to sell football to Trump’s family

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

“I love Murray head but not ‘one night in Bangkok’”

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Some people look young because they get work done. Shakira simply does not age.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Much like the provincial government, the Free Press has succeeded in writing at length about e-scooters and reflecting the participation of everyone on the planet except for people that use them.

Winnipeg Free Press article “Sharing the Road” by Zoe Pierce and Joyanne Pursaga, July 18/26 p. A6

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Holy shit the normies discovered math rock!

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

So Balogun still has a potential suspension?

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Quansah won’t get to play the Norway match because red cards can only be overturned if your country has won the FIFA peace prize. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

In a tournament full of unbelievable matches, that one may have put everything we’ve seen so far to shame.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It’s less about the keeper gambit than it was Souttar skying the first one and then Herrington hitting the crossbar. You wanna win on spot kicks you have to put the ball in the back of the net.

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

“Orr norr, Cleor!” - Mo Salah

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, your “Liberal” government…

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If you use the word “goalie” you don’t get have an opinion on fouls or offsides

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Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Did the people who licensed Money City Maniacs for an iced tea commercial know what the joke is?

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