Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Slightly less difficult than replacing the rear wiper blade. 130
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So it’s actually a problem with the way people drive then. Maybe the debate about sunlight in the morning or in the afternoon is actually about not being shitty drivers. In the meantime, I’m sure kids across parts of Canada north of Toronto and Vancouver will continue to be fine without you. 100
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I guess we will. But “Won’t someone think of the children” is a pretty funny argument about nature, considering how many people live with those kinds of daylight hours regularly. 100
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m not saying they won’t be upset, I’m saying they’ll get used to it just like people in Prince George and Prince Albert and Thompson and Whitehorse do. And so on and so on and so on. 100
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You mean like how most of geographic Canada has always done? 100
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why will they freak out? Because it’s awesome to have daylight at the end of the day? 100
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I thought smoking cigarettes was dead, but then I came to Portugal and my faith in humanity is restored. 010
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I wish Will Shortz would ban “ESL” as a crossword answer and only accept “EAL” 000
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That’s what you took from that? Hahahahahhahaha 100
Reposted by Mister ShrewdMatatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Truck Nuts" but it's a medical diagnosis 1663
Reposted by Mister Shrewdpam tomatoes 👽 @chelsolo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Winnipeg teen in ICU after getting hit by a car on their e-scooter. r/winnipeg discussion immediately pivots to how dangerous these scooters are and not the fact that a kid is in the ICU cause they were hit by a car 🤷♀️ 085
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Operating a motorized conveyance like an asshole? You should meet drivers…they’ll show you a whole new world! 100
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What if the local CBC and Freep went into a frenzy every time there’s a car crash the same way they do about scooter crashes? 161
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Have I seen Propagandhi lots of times? Yes. Am I having regrets about not going to any of the shows this weekend? Also yes. 020
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I know the territories are usually statistically too small to sample, but f’reelz you can put the Yukon in the same camp as Alberta. 120
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If our text conversation lasts more than 3 messages each I’m just goddam phoning you. 000
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The fact that violence keeps happening in places that sell basic groceries, that should be a sign, no? 010
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026By “the moment” do you mean the 21st century? 140
Reposted by Mister ShrewdRicardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan 181204533053
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you’re not American and send me an email that uses words like “color” or “paycheck” I’m going to assume you used AI and I’ll think less of you. 020
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Imagine if the local broadsheet and the local public broadcaster paid as much attention to people being hit by cars as they do to e-bikes and scooters. 000
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I wonder how much his decision to hit the bricks was influenced by knowing what a majority of Canadians would be watching on tv this evening. 020
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just remarked to Mrs. Shrewd “god, he was so much more sick than we realized at the time.” 010
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Gotta say, I’m pretty surprised Stephen Harper’s banker walked away instead of folding like a cheap suit, which has been his usual MO so far. 010
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I have a Subaru with a lot of life left in it but it needs a new back wiper so I’m wondering if I should just trade the car in anyway. 210
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Today on the radio I heard the non-Phil version of this song from like a year later, “We Want the Airwaves” I didn’t hate it. 010
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hey kids, thinking of going to university? Don’t fork out tens of thousands of dollars studying history, economics or political science when you can spend 10 minutes in the sauna at Cindy Klassen and listen to a real good lecture on all of it! 010
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Did you acquire this in Winnipeg? I was recently acquainted with it (in Wasagaming, of all places!) and would like to acquire some. 210
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Do you ever think it’s weird that David McLaughlin’s Freep bio doesn’t include that he’s Executive Director of a group of AI-peddling CEOs calling themselves the “Task Force for Modernizing Government” that supposedly has the ear of the PM, when he’s writing about government? 163
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just went to see my financial planner and we both decided this was the best course of action 010
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Prince stole the show, but it only worked to the degree it did because everything else was spot-fuckin-on and that was thanks to Tom Petty all the way. Two legends that knew how to rock and roll. 000
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026He has no idea what Prince will do but he keeps everything moving perfectly. He keeps the lyrics coming, doesn’t flinch when the solo changes key (but lands perfectly) and knows exactly how to keep everyone moving forward together. 100
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Something that gets missed in the discussion of how indescribably awesome this performance is, is what a tremendous band leader Tom Petty is.youtube.comPrince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, & More "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | Rock Hall 2004 InductionYouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 100
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I goddam love you, Neko.nekocase.substack.comIN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE?This last week I was just cookin’ along minding my business when I suddenly found myself quite depressed. 000
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Mistershrewd 6 weeks ago: “I’m cancelling Sirius because these Red Sox are so bad!” Mistershrewd today: “I’m switching over to Little Steven because they only let Tolle get 14 Ks” 010
Mister Shrewd @mistershrewd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026In today’s edition of “Did you really think Stephen Harper’s banker was a Liberal,” 000
