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Hoody

@misterhaytch.bsky.social
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0121 based bod. Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.

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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Replacement Ed Sheeran support act unveiled....
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AJRed @ajred.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's my biweekly joy of answer all the questions about me and my travel to get into my home country. All because there's a criminal that shares my name and date of birth. I mean fair enough I s'pose.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Utrecht. I am in you.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I will never complain about WiFi on British trains now that I have experienced Dutch trains. It's like Under Siege 2, but flatter and with less Steven Seagal.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm in the Den Bosch in Netherlands and rather than pay €40 for Ubers throughout the day, I'd try and hire a bike. Cost saving, healthy and planet saving. All these bike shops, do you think anyone rents them out? Nah.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A rare Royston Vasey success story.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Spurs have done a... *Checks notes* ...a spurs #BRETOT #EPL
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I've gone to Tunisia so don't have to listen to endless wanting about not experiencing a total solar eclipse.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
East Midlands Airport is an absolute hellscape. It is to airports as Bridgwater services is to motorway services.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm gonna manspread like no man has manspread before. #legsakimbo
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Air passengers are a bunch of moaning fannies. Pass it on.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
On the way back home to UK but first a business meeting at Utrecht Central station at 9am with suitcase in tow. Death seems an appealing prospect right now.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My legs fallen asleep and I need to get off this train.
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Edgar The Bug's Iconic Walk (Men In Black)
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sounds like someone is getting railed in an adjoining room. Good for them.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nice typo from West Midlands Trains. 👍🏻 #moseley
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love how West Midlands Trains and Transport for West Midlands pull all of its services for Moseley Village just as 25000 cricket fans descend upon the area. I try to use public transport and then make it hard to do so. Who decides on this shit show?
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Gone to Paignton. It's like Reform-on-Sea.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I would pay a monthly subscription fee for this kind of thing, give me the Meta glasses force field pls
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i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick
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Modern day Medusa
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Les Femmes se battent, by Louis Léopold Boilly, 1818, 📸 by @CTriballeau
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump in the Star Wars medal scene.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Fifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Paredes congratulating the Spanish players. #SPAARG #ESPARG
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2038 tho
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stick that in your shitty cartoon biopic. #spaarg #argspa #worldcup2026 #worldcupfinal
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stick that in your shitty cartoon biopic. #spaarg #argspa #worldcup2026 #worldcupfinal
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He's got my vote. #worldcup #wc2026 #spaarg #argspa
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Viva Espana! Now let's never speak of this game again. #wc2026 #worldcup #spaarg #argspa
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina is Stath. #worldcup2026
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Spanish parking the bus. #spaarg #argspa #worldcup #wc2026
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
1-0 to Spain. Get in! #wc2026 #argspa #spaarg
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck me. I didn't realise this match was actual footage of me playing EAFC 26. #wc2026 #spaarg #argspa
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me at kick off / Me at full time
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me at kick off / Me at full time
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Half Time Show we should have got. #Worldcupfinal #wc2026 #spaarg #argspa
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me during the 2026 world cup final. #WC26 #Spaarg
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Matt Damon: Ageing Transformation
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Another 30 minutes of this #SpaArg #worldcup
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don't remember this episode of Red Dwarf.
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
DEFEND now lads¡ #FraEng #Worldcup
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Hoody @misterhaytch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wonderwall is shit. I will not partake in this shittery. #england
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The Herald @heraldscotland.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A couple of farmers sleep as The Princess Royal tours cattle stalls in the Highland Hall during a visit to the Royal Highland Show in Ingliston, Edinburgh 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Germany and the Netherlands right now
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Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍻 @bagpuss.org · 26/06/2026
And I guess that's why they call it diarrhoea #totp
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