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Involuntary internet nomad, he/they

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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
drawing at da bar (drawing at da bar)
A selection of doodles: a salamander making a big yell; a baddie smoking pipe with the caption "oh, ceci n'est pas.."; a fisherman kickflipping a salmon; a sphinx cat, fat and vacant-eyed, with a bow on its single head hair; a wasp with too many body segments; a businessman on a smoke break standing atop a telegraph pole between pine trees.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
drawing at da bar (drawing at da bar)
A selection of doodles: a salamander making a big yell; a baddie smoking pipe with the caption "oh, ceci n'est pas.."; a fisherman kickflipping a salmon; a sphinx cat, fat and vacant-eyed, with a bow on its single head hair; a wasp with too many body segments; a businessman on a smoke break standing atop a telegraph pole between pine trees.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
scattered today
A few sketches. Dylan from Control Resonant and his(?) gender, a little comic about Emma’s depression, pseu and Counterpoint from Emma’s old comic sighwhatever, some clownbunnies, and pillowcat from Gabby’s Dollhouse
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I die, the portraits won't be pictures of me, they will be all the things I've made. Anyway, here's a painting I did. Happy spooky month. Acrylic on canvas. 7"x5" #art
A photo of my painting on my desk. The desk is boring and unimportant. The painting has a balloon arch in the foreground. It is a spiral of red, yellow, green, and blue balloons. On the ground further back from the arch is a dark metal trap door. The opening is on the left and its about a third of the way open. There is a ladder doing down, but it very dark in thete. The rest of the painting is just the background cilor wash. Its a gradient of black to a light ugly tan. There's a vague suggestion of there being a light directly above the scene.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you make fun of someone's looks or size at all but especially when they have done actual horrible things worth hating them for: you're a child and I hate you. This does not include pointing out the irony of Hegseth saying "no fatties."
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the body is drawing at da bar, but the mind is back at the 'puter bonkin' hiss
Three drawings inspired by Control Resonant: Dylan Faden winding up his hammer while the Board declares "SHE PATTERN/RESONATE/ALTER ON MY ABERRANT/BLACK ROCK/ITEM UNTIL I HISS/SHIFT/OoP" to which he replies "holy shit please shut up I'm trying to fix everything" with a determined expression; an especially tired, wet, and sad bust of the brother Faden; Dr. Casper Darling smiling congenially at us, requesting "do it to 'em, Dylan. Quit being a bitch and do it to 'em one time for Casper."
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the body is drawing at da bar, but the mind is back at the 'puter bonkin' hiss
Three drawings inspired by Control Resonant: Dylan Faden winding up his hammer while the Board declares "SHE PATTERN/RESONATE/ALTER ON MY ABERRANT/BLACK ROCK/ITEM UNTIL I HISS/SHIFT/OoP" to which he replies "holy shit please shut up I'm trying to fix everything" with a determined expression; an especially tired, wet, and sad bust of the brother Faden; Dr. Casper Darling smiling congenially at us, requesting "do it to 'em, Dylan. Quit being a bitch and do it to 'em one time for Casper."
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes the tree is too big, and sometimes that becomes the story. Such is drawing when you're at da bar.
A landscape sketch done with my precious standard of stationery: the Pentel RSVP. A deciduous tree of uncanny scale dominates the scene, standing on one of a series of rolling hills covered in shallow grass and broken by patches of eroded soil. Extending toward the horizon is a short plank fence jutting up intermittently like the lower teeth of a boxing jobber with a losing record, and alongside it rides a mounted banneret jusr cresting the hill, barely a blotch next to the tree's furrowing roots. A bird perches near us on the fence, knowing more than us. I want you to know I regret putting that dead sapling in the foreground. It breaks the line of the fence, and the composition was definitely stronger without it.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes the tree is too big, and sometimes that becomes the story. Such is drawing when you're at da bar.
A landscape sketch done with my precious standard of stationery: the Pentel RSVP. A deciduous tree of uncanny scale dominates the scene, standing on one of a series of rolling hills covered in shallow grass and broken by patches of eroded soil. Extending toward the horizon is a short plank fence jutting up intermittently like the lower teeth of a boxing jobber with a losing record, and alongside it rides a mounted banneret jusr cresting the hill, barely a blotch next to the tree's furrowing roots. A bird perches near us on the fence, knowing more than us. I want you to know I regret putting that dead sapling in the foreground. It breaks the line of the fence, and the composition was definitely stronger without it.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What I love about Heathcliff is its unabashed assumption that you're already bought into the lore. Gags that originated decades ago are referenced without so much as a context clue to align new readers. It's the ham car, you idiot. Of course he's glazing it, it's the fucking ham car are you dense
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
completely sick of people saying "x-slur" as a saying-it-but-not-saying-it self-cesorship for pejoratives. just use the language you're clearly so desperate to use. it's not like my opinion toward you is going to diminish any further, i already think you're not only a bigot but also a coward.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Decided to paint my face like one of those Scrub Jays. My favorite bird. The pano "didnt work" and got kinda artsy. Enjoy my chin.
A person. Me. Wearing heavy eyeshadow and lipstick. The eyeshadow is black in the corners of my eyes near my nose and points downward to the tip. On the eyelid it abruptly transitions into a shiney dark blue that fades and gets lighter as it fans out to the edge of my face. My bottom eyelids have been painted the same. There is also thicker black eyeliner thats pulled out into a small cats eye. Directly below my eyebrows is a shiney white line that extends to the side of my face. My lips are covered in a dark purple that I have tried to point in the center of each lip to look sort of like a beak. Some lip liner would have greatly helped here. The edges are not very clean. 

The camera is above me with my head resting back and my hair surrounding my face.Same makeup as the first pic. 
Now I am posed above the camera looking down. My arm is oh so casually reaching behind my head.Same makeup as the first pic. 
I was trying to do a panorama of my face cause i thought it would look funny. Instead it basically layered 6 selfies side by side making it hard to tell which eyes belong to which selfie. I think it looks pretty sick actually.Same makeup as the first pic. 
This is what I like to call a "chin pic". Maybe others do too, idk. The camera is a little lower than my face but straight on. Ive shove my chin back into my neck to try to create more "chins". I got a lot extra down there but it only amounted to one more chin. It did create some interesting very well defined lines below either corner of my mouth. Oh and my eyes are hella crossed.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
couldn't draw for shit tonight so this is what i drew. at da bar.
I sit, besuited and disgruntled, in a gauche 70's conceptual armchair. I am slouched and fat, dangling a lowball glass from my fingertips and staring indeterminately "over there."
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
couldn't draw for shit tonight so this is what i drew. at da bar.
I sit, besuited and disgruntled, in a gauche 70's conceptual armchair. I am slouched and fat, dangling a lowball glass from my fingertips and staring indeterminately "over there."
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only thing that motivates me to make more money than I need to for a decent life is getting the fuck away from all of these shitty ass dog owners. It's really fucking cool that shitty people can shrug off the responsibility they chose and make a whole neighborhood pay the consequences.
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Vote blue no matter who " "If you dont vote dem you're basically voting republican." Here's the problem: They both hate trans people and want to keep genociding Palestine. I wouldn't consider myself a "single issue" voter. But basic human rights for all is a pretty big fucking issue.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Im just gonna sit in one spot until Control Resonant comes out. Then sit in the same spot until I beat it.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I saw the writing on the wall a month ago and the masses called me for a fool.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you can't criticize the things you care about or even hear criticism about the things you care about, then you dont care about them. You're just infatuated. Seeing so many babies crying about their favorite thing getting criticized in open public posts and forums. Let the adults talk, honey.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So I was at da bar, drawing, and thought: "hey, this is just like drawing at da bar."
Ink sketches of Edo, an atelide druid, and a variety of his emotional expressions for when he's feeling things.Ink sketches of Zuna, a havelax shaman, displaying a comparable variety of expressions. On the spine of my sketchbook rests my trusty Pentel RSVP, my favorite all-purpose ballpoint pen.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you're all barred from using the word "whimsy" until you demonstrate a clear understanding that it doesn't mean "a thing i remember from before i had to know the difference between a traditional and roth ira"
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So I was at da bar, drawing, and thought: "hey, this is just like drawing at da bar."
Ink sketches of Edo, an atelide druid, and a variety of his emotional expressions for when he's feeling things.Ink sketches of Zuna, a havelax shaman, displaying a comparable variety of expressions. On the spine of my sketchbook rests my trusty Pentel RSVP, my favorite all-purpose ballpoint pen.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
zelda looks like crap but the game is crap so it's fine i guess
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hey the clickbait vanity contest is unethical, cassandra voice who could have seen this coming
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These thread count indicators are great for quickly differentiating between the post artiste and the vainglorious crowd-pleaser. The latter simply cannot put down the chisel and must continue chipping away to 1/2 or even 1/3, eroding away what was already finished in search of ephemeral perfection.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i'll go complete radio silence on the work chat all day and then log off with some shit like "remember not to do any work on monday or labor claus won't bring you any hot dogs" there's no shot anyone in this organization respects me and like i get it
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh yeah, drawings. At da bar.
Expression practice with the species of Midden, clockwise from top: an angry wasp arthroling, antennae reared and aggressively gesticulating with both of his right arms; an obstinate havelax, arms crossed and body turned half away with a deeply furrowed brow; a charming and coy brassin, tucking loose hair behind her ear with a disarming grin; and a joyous atelide, clapping her hands with an open smile and dreamily shut eyes.Expressions continued: a nervous and tense moulder, his photoreceptors shifting to the side and forehead somehow producing sweat; a spider arthroling, looking nonplussed and vaguely disappointed; and an infernal with some atelide traits, very frustrated and removing himself from the situation before things get violent.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Easy contender for best single-panel comic of all time. No caption, no motion, not a single wasted line. Just pure form.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.oglaf.com/surpriseparty/
comic strip!
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A woman speaks to a man
woman- Can I grab your dick when you're least expecting it? That's what I'm into

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man- Sure. But I'm kind of expecting it now

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woman- Oh, it isn't going to happen now.
It isn't going to happen soon

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woman- It will happen WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT

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the man fights spiky green enemies of some sort.
he stands on a big chunk of cracked masonry.
It's what, underground? It all seems very green for some reason.

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the man looks down

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man- Still sort of expecting it

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we see that the woman has slithered up through the crack in the masonry and holds up a hand between the man's legs.

woman- Fuck's sake
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You've heard of drawing, you've heard of da bar, now get ready for drawing at da bar
A brassin healer practicing Codekana hemocraft, a form of magicthat extracts ethereal energy from the user's vital fluids. Below, an arthroling using serumcraft, a specialized alchemy, to conjure flame with Daeorg.A havelax kugar warrior empowering herself with sunlight, using Xengaren glyphcraft etched into a copper vambrace.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You've heard of drawing, you've heard of da bar, now get ready for drawing at da bar
A brassin healer practicing Codekana hemocraft, a form of magicthat extracts ethereal energy from the user's vital fluids. Below, an arthroling using serumcraft, a specialized alchemy, to conjure flame with Daeorg.A havelax kugar warrior empowering herself with sunlight, using Xengaren glyphcraft etched into a copper vambrace.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/08/2026
back before AI, video game developers had to make every digital woman look the same through hard work and artistry
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
www.oglaf.com/calculus/
Comic strip!
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a woman  shouts "don't you see! Sex isn't sexy"

panel 2
a second woman says "what?"
the first woman replies "Like red isn't reddish"
They're in a marketplace but that really isn't relevant to the comic.
for the next three panels the exchange goes like this-
"sex isn't like sex- it IS sex. So Don't try to be sexy during sex - that's backward! Sexy is whatever you do while you're fucking"
Second woman replies "Why are you telling me this?"
In the next panel the women are fucking.
First woman also holds up a board for the second woman to use a ruler and compass on. Doing some kind of math perhaps.

next panel, the women are post-coital.
second woman- "so what? You're trying to make math sexy?"
first woman- "No! I'm trying to make sex mathy!"

next panel we see a curvaceous woman with graphs overlaid on her curves. There isn't enough resolution to tell whether the math is accurate.

next panel we see some people gawping at math lady's butt.
final panel one of the gawpers says "Is anyone else suddenly excited by algebra?"
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adam @kumerish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If there's one thing Jim Croce likes more than writing two verses about the most badass dude he can possibly imagine, it's writing a third verse where that dude gets his whole ass kicked so hard he dies.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some NPC art from my homebrew DnD campaign
Jonathan Crunkh, half-orc pirate and captain of The Minnow. He's a rakish warrior with mint green skin, charcoal eyeshadow and lower lip stain, a flowing undercut of raven-colored hair, and an audacious twinkle in his eye. He knows he's at least a high 8, probably a solid 9.Zeus Jupiter, a dwarven knight serving on Crunkh's crew with a large orange mustache, dark skin, and a proud crested helmet resting just above his exceptionally nonplussed eyes. He hand-forged his armor with inscriptions of arcane runes that empower his fighting, but those who have faced him bare-knuckle in taverns on both sides of the ocean would attest be hardly needs them.Threskio Euphrates, a ibis aaracokra and cleric of knowledge dressed in the academic finery of his order: blue satin with golden trim, a feathered cap, and a polished staff infused with divine authority. The name of his deity has been lost to the annals of history, so he sails the world on a holy quest to learn it once again.Improvisation Azimov, tiefling artificer specializing in battle tech and automatons with a bubblegum complexion, green hair, small antlers, and a dismissive snarl permanently affixed to her face. She's modified her bonded construct, Isaac, to function as an exoskeleton-esque suit of enhanced armor, making her a formidable force in combat despite her lower body paralysis.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some NPC art from my homebrew DnD campaign
Jonathan Crunkh, half-orc pirate and captain of The Minnow. He's a rakish warrior with mint green skin, charcoal eyeshadow and lower lip stain, a flowing undercut of raven-colored hair, and an audacious twinkle in his eye. He knows he's at least a high 8, probably a solid 9.Zeus Jupiter, a dwarven knight serving on Crunkh's crew with a large orange mustache, dark skin, and a proud crested helmet resting just above his exceptionally nonplussed eyes. He hand-forged his armor with inscriptions of arcane runes that empower his fighting, but those who have faced him bare-knuckle in taverns on both sides of the ocean would attest be hardly needs them.Threskio Euphrates, a ibis aaracokra and cleric of knowledge dressed in the academic finery of his order: blue satin with golden trim, a feathered cap, and a polished staff infused with divine authority. The name of his deity has been lost to the annals of history, so he sails the world on a holy quest to learn it once again.Improvisation Azimov, tiefling artificer specializing in battle tech and automatons with a bubblegum complexion, green hair, small antlers, and a dismissive snarl permanently affixed to her face. She's modified her bonded construct, Isaac, to function as an exoskeleton-esque suit of enhanced armor, making her a formidable force in combat despite her lower body paralysis.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thank GOD they finally added a "hide reposts" option here. The venn diagram of "cool artists I always want to see" and "people with absolutely miserable post etiquette" is a circle.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Initially this made sense to me, but thinking on it more, why are games expected to compromise their content for audience preference as a standard applied to no other medium? Am I meant to make my creative decisions optional simply because the technology uniquely allows for that? Is that art?
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's good to be back (at da bar) (drawing)
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