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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭

@big-sour-nerd.bsky.social
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I'm fat. I've got a lot of negative opinions. I'm a bit of a nerd. I love art and I respect science. She/They

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
drawing at da bar (drawing at da bar)
A selection of doodles: a salamander making a big yell; a baddie smoking pipe with the caption "oh, ceci n'est pas.."; a fisherman kickflipping a salmon; a sphinx cat, fat and vacant-eyed, with a bow on its single head hair; a wasp with too many body segments; a businessman on a smoke break standing atop a telegraph pole between pine trees.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just watched The Thing for the first time. I totally understand why it's considered a classic. Not a dud in the cast. Great cinematography. Fucking wonderful practical effects. The characters were beleivable. It was tense the whole time.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I die, the portraits won't be pictures of me, they will be all the things I've made. Anyway, here's a painting I did. Happy spooky month. Acrylic on canvas. 7"x5" #art
A photo of my painting on my desk. The desk is boring and unimportant. The painting has a balloon arch in the foreground. It is a spiral of red, yellow, green, and blue balloons. On the ground further back from the arch is a dark metal trap door. The opening is on the left and its about a third of the way open. There is a ladder doing down, but it very dark in thete. The rest of the painting is just the background cilor wash. Its a gradient of black to a light ugly tan. There's a vague suggestion of there being a light directly above the scene.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im gonna go buy a huge subwoofer. Then i. Gonna sit next to it, put on my bassiest song, and turn it all th way up. That way....
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im gonna go buy an incredibly social and loyal animal, and then im gonna leave it home alone for 8+ hours a day with nothing. That way.....
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you make fun of someone's looks or size at all but especially when they have done actual horrible things worth hating them for: you're a child and I hate you. This does not include pointing out the irony of Hegseth saying "no fatties."
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All I've done for 2 days is poop, bleed, and play Control Resonant.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is CONTROL Resonant out yet?
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having IBS-D and being on your period is a special kind of hell. Thank the inventors and scientists for bidets and pain killers.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
completely sick of people saying "x-slur" as a saying-it-but-not-saying-it self-cesorship for pejoratives. just use the language you're clearly so desperate to use. it's not like my opinion toward you is going to diminish any further, i already think you're not only a bigot but also a coward.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Decided to paint my face like one of those Scrub Jays. My favorite bird. The pano "didnt work" and got kinda artsy. Enjoy my chin.
A person. Me. Wearing heavy eyeshadow and lipstick. The eyeshadow is black in the corners of my eyes near my nose and points downward to the tip. On the eyelid it abruptly transitions into a shiney dark blue that fades and gets lighter as it fans out to the edge of my face. My bottom eyelids have been painted the same. There is also thicker black eyeliner thats pulled out into a small cats eye. Directly below my eyebrows is a shiney white line that extends to the side of my face. My lips are covered in a dark purple that I have tried to point in the center of each lip to look sort of like a beak. Some lip liner would have greatly helped here. The edges are not very clean. 

The camera is above me with my head resting back and my hair surrounding my face.Same makeup as the first pic. 
Now I am posed above the camera looking down. My arm is oh so casually reaching behind my head.Same makeup as the first pic. 
I was trying to do a panorama of my face cause i thought it would look funny. Instead it basically layered 6 selfies side by side making it hard to tell which eyes belong to which selfie. I think it looks pretty sick actually.Same makeup as the first pic. 
This is what I like to call a "chin pic". Maybe others do too, idk. The camera is a little lower than my face but straight on. Ive shove my chin back into my neck to try to create more "chins". I got a lot extra down there but it only amounted to one more chin. It did create some interesting very well defined lines below either corner of my mouth. Oh and my eyes are hella crossed.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only thing that motivates me to make more money than I need to for a decent life is getting the fuck away from all of these shitty ass dog owners. It's really fucking cool that shitty people can shrug off the responsibility they chose and make a whole neighborhood pay the consequences.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Found put my county has an extremely conservative FB news page. Holy shit. They're just.... so fucking uneducated. And it's like they think that makes them smarter than other people somehow. Just so fucking dumb and up their own asses.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would be shocked to discover ed sheeran has any beliefs, if I’m being honest I’d be shocked to discover that he has any internality whatsoever. There certainly isn any on display in his music, just a bland absence.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Vote blue no matter who " "If you dont vote dem you're basically voting republican." Here's the problem: They both hate trans people and want to keep genociding Palestine. I wouldn't consider myself a "single issue" voter. But basic human rights for all is a pretty big fucking issue.
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Im just gonna sit in one spot until Control Resonant comes out. Then sit in the same spot until I beat it.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What do people even think it's gonna do? Tron us all?
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you can't criticize the things you care about or even hear criticism about the things you care about, then you dont care about them. You're just infatuated. Seeing so many babies crying about their favorite thing getting criticized in open public posts and forums. Let the adults talk, honey.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I seriously need artists to stop drawing the back boob bigger than the front boob. This is an incredibly serious problem that is plaguing the art community. Everyone should listen to me. Fr tho, in most cases, the back boob needs to be at least slightly smaller.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Youtube.com is my favorite puritanical website. I love not hearing the proper terms for things while parents commit c**** a****.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Im supposed to finish the deck today. But it's so beautiful and grey outside.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/09/2026
Utterly deranged to say that because someone is not the “target audience” for a movie that their opinions and experiences watching it are worthless. First of all that’s not how art works but second of all bestie everyone’s opinions are worthless. That’s what makes art criticism so great
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“There is dust on your chairs.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad. “Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.” “Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Really tried of the genre of bsky discourse that goes: "Here is an incredibly pointless thing I use LLMs for, now please bsky be normal about it." >>
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Welp. Here I am again. Time for my twice yearly "how did my computer break this time?" It was the PSU. Again. Turns out you should actually look up your GPUs max wattage pull and not just trust PC Part Picker. Which they tell you on the website.
The dusty as fuck insides of my small computer tower. Minus the power supply.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fun fact: The average adult has 32 teeth. Or had 32 teeth at one time. Fun fact: I have 22.5 adult teeth and have only ever had 22.5 adult teeth. Neither of these counts wisdom teeth. Which I also have never had. This model is a few years old but still accurate. LOOK AT MY TEETH.
A photo of a 3D printing of my teeth. The right inscisor is labled as having a crown, and the left inscisor is labled as an implant.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-sp…
Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We would genuinely be better off if our entire government was replaced with toddlers.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rowwwwwsdowwwwer.... @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The IBS is really I-ing today.
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Mister Badger @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some NPC art from my homebrew DnD campaign
Jonathan Crunkh, half-orc pirate and captain of The Minnow. He's a rakish warrior with mint green skin, charcoal eyeshadow and lower lip stain, a flowing undercut of raven-colored hair, and an audacious twinkle in his eye. He knows he's at least a high 8, probably a solid 9.Zeus Jupiter, a dwarven knight serving on Crunkh's crew with a large orange mustache, dark skin, and a proud crested helmet resting just above his exceptionally nonplussed eyes. He hand-forged his armor with inscriptions of arcane runes that empower his fighting, but those who have faced him bare-knuckle in taverns on both sides of the ocean would attest be hardly needs them.Threskio Euphrates, a ibis aaracokra and cleric of knowledge dressed in the academic finery of his order: blue satin with golden trim, a feathered cap, and a polished staff infused with divine authority. The name of his deity has been lost to the annals of history, so he sails the world on a holy quest to learn it once again.Improvisation Azimov, tiefling artificer specializing in battle tech and automatons with a bubblegum complexion, green hair, small antlers, and a dismissive snarl permanently affixed to her face. She's modified her bonded construct, Isaac, to function as an exoskeleton-esque suit of enhanced armor, making her a formidable force in combat despite her lower body paralysis.
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CBLK @cryoblack.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
A meme stating "Folks: The older you get, the more conservative you become."

Me getting older: "Picture of Saw Garrera"
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
STOP POSTING OR REPOSTING AI SLOP JUST TO DUNK ON IT, you're still just posting AI slop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Do you think the Dobbys grave thing was an attempt to take away the sting of Nicholas Holt coming out as a transphobe?
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Alan Wake must use some high quality paper.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's so funny to have dedicated time to myself and spend the whole time worrying that im not using my time the right way. It's so hilarious, and I love it.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hot take: Red pepper flakes are for soups, not pizza. Secret Aardvark is for pizza. Cholula is best on breakfast but is pretty universal. Tobasco is a fucking joke.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
100% of people try to be funny. Like, 10% actually are. Funny is in the eye of the beholder I suppose.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Call me darling again and you'll be saying that drawl in sign language."
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Watching The Expanse again. Bobbie Draper is so fucking cool. I want to simultaneously be her and marry her.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Baloon arch. 🔴🟡🟢🔵
A picture of a small canvas. The painting so far just has a pink color wash and an impressionist depiction of a baloon arch. The arch has spiraled steipes of red, yellow, green, and blue baloons. The shadows and highlights are very pronounced.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm getting closer to wanting to share a full piece on here, but I still don't understand social media. Maybe I'll stick to the local bars. Here's 3"x5" of a 20" by 16" im working on. Same one as before.
A photo of a small section of a larger impressionist painting. A lopsided handmade plywood child size tool bench sits on concrete ground in front of a red wall. To the left you can see a little bit of a door and door frame which both appear turquoise.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Im starting to really hate dog owners. They are the biggest babies and dont give 2 shits about actually training and socializing their dogs. This is obviously hyperbole and a generalization, but if I dont say that, people apparently can't figure it out for themselves.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social
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Laura Mabingi (Laz) @midearthling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Manga page from "Way of the House Husband" (i think?). A guy is literally blasting other guys away with the revelation that he's never used chatgpt in his life. (The original page he said smoking)
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Girl dinner?
A photo of my desk with a weed pipe, a banana, a bittle of water, and a Monster energy drink. A few other unimportant items are visible like a pen cup and taped up computer mouse.
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Big Sour Nerd 🍋🍭 @big-sour-nerd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Medicine when you have gut issues: 🐌 Medicine when you have a lump on your jaw: 🐆 Doc and I are pretty sure it's nothing scary, but we gotta be sure. Probs just an inflamed muscle.
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