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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Home from work to real post from @thetiniestvole.bsky.social complete with cat sticker! Thank you for the seeds Laura 🥰
A card containing flower seeds. It says on the front "Gardening is cheaper than therapy, and you get tomatoes" There is a cat sticker on the envelope
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How do all these women come out of the gym looking perfect? Do they wear makeup? I'm just a sweaty mess post-workout 😊
A very sweaty woman
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never bought from Temu (and probably never will) but look at these guinea pig trousers! @thetiniestvole.bsky.social
A Temu advert showing wide leg white trousers printed with guinea pigs wearing hats and ties
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a local retail park there is a Greggs, and two doors down a 24hr gym. I love to watch people get out of their vehicle wearing 'leisure wear' and guess which one they will head towards ... 🥓🏋‍♂️
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oops
Pepperoni pizza and gin
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scone .... rhymes with groan.
A fruit scone complete with clotted cream and strawberry jam.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seen in the woods today.
A moss covered tree trunk. Someone has stacked flat stones from the river into little piles.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any Spurs or Chelsea fans out there? This is my Dad's programme from October 1942 (complete with his scribblings)
A one page paper programme from a football match between Spurs and Chelsea from 1942
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh how I love local FB groups. This is in the free section. I quote "seating in good conditon, but arms have started to wear away" The arms ⏬️
An outdoor sofa. The plastic whicker straps have completely disintegrated showing the metal frame underneath.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in a very tetchy mood today. My walk helped a bit, but frankly people are pissing me off. Here, have a moment a calm instead ⏬️
A path leads through a wood of deciduous trees. The sun is breaking through the canopy.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My colleague volunteers at a cattery, and has just sent me this picture of Threeyonce, a stray, who earlier in the week had to have a leg amputated. She is doing really well, but if you have a couple of quid to donate, it would be appreciated 😊 www.justgiving.com/campaign/thr...
A little curled up tabby cat on a fleece blanket. You can just see the dressing where she had her leg amputated.
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Steve @fixatedon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Newcastle people .. Got a birthday celebration for a new friend (I know, who even am I?) in a couple weeks. Looking for somewhere nice to eat, must be veggie friendly, no chains, not too fancy...thoughts?
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My face as I put my out of office on ... #FeelingSmug
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Negan Smiling
ALT: Negan Smiling
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ladies and Gentleman .... the culprit. I feel very guilty now and it is wandering aimlessly round my garden looking for what it killed earlier 😔
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So, what would chew the head off a pigeon? Fox, cat or red kite? (I'm discounting satanists at the moment)
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He's come home! Someone posted earlier on FB that he had been letting himself in her house while she was away. I got a message to his owner and he has been collected. I am so happy 😊 (I bet he is grounded FOREVER 🙄)
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
First time it actually felt a little autumnal out there.
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Bernoid @bernoid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Blackberries painted with blackberries.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just checking my MySpace account like it's 2005
A really old Samsung phone I just found in a drawer. It came with MySpace (not that I had an account)
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
📢 Paging @mindlesmandles.bsky.social 🐺🦈
Advert for a no budget film about a shark/werewolf hybrid terrorising a resort town. Wereshark!
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tiny green pal has joined me for a G&T in the garden ...
Sunshine casting shadows on the paving slabs. There is a tiny bright green grasshopper enjoying the sun
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that should be an album cover
A radio tower with bright coloured wobbly lines behind like radio waves
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Dianne… @joggerplodder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Knitting hive mind: advice pls Baby cardigan in a gently (pale/ombré) self striping yarn. If I start each front piece from a new ball, is it likely the shading/colour changes will match across the two front pieces? (I know it will not match the back as narrower pieces). TIA x
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sometimes social media is just some random person walking up to you in the street criticising your life choices, and it should be treated as such.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have the strongest urge to shout Fuck you to *everything* That's the heat, right?
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Sod the soup, I'll have a couple of margaritas instead"
A decision was made. A lonely can of scotch broth soup put down between display cases of ready made margarita cocktails.
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Natalie @discopigeon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am in this article! So I'm not really sure why my pic isn't also on the cover there with Alanis tbqhwy... Thank U @t0mbstoneblues.bsky.social. I was unabashedly bawling my eyes out reading this ❤️ [I'm teasing about the photo btw]
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Did someone break Bluesky? Hello? Anyone?
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thoughts and prayers please ... new neighbours are moving in after the place being empty for 5 months. I am hoping they are nice and considerate 🙏🏻
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mild panic in the Miss Foster household as I just realised my driving licence has expired 😬
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey @joggerplodder.bsky.social ... all well up there? 😘
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
C'mon you f@cker ... rain! (29% chance at 3pm 🙄)
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Office day... and the view isn't too shabby.
A stone balustrade overlooking trees and distant fields of crops. In the far distance is a line of hills under a cloudy sky
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The only green grass I have seen in the local area for ages. The American Cemetery and Memorial at Brookwood.
A flower bed in the foreground, behind, perfect green grass with white stone crosses and a large white stone building. All part of the American Cemetery and Memorial in Brookwood, UK
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Dianne… @joggerplodder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can’t stop thinking about a local cat rescue who’ve taken in a very vulnerable older kitty but have no space available after the weekend. Desperately looking for emergency foster home for her. We can’t do it but it’s really tugging at my heartstrings 🥺 www.facebook.com/share/p/1bUL...
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@pierscooper.bsky.social look what I've just found on Amazon! It's us ☺️ This is going on my Christmas list.
amazon.co.uk
Rolife Moomintroll's Forest Camp DIY Miniature House Kit | Beginner Friendly, 1.5 Hours, Moomin Valley Wooden Dollhouse, Stress Relief Craft Kit for Adults Teens
Rolife Moomintroll's Forest Camp DIY Miniature House Kit | Beginner Friendly, 1.5 Hours, Moomin Valley Wooden Dollhouse, Stress Relief Craft Kit for Adults Teens : Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
More Thursday mooching at Thursley Common.
A pond with white water lillies. The sun is reflected on the water and a small duck has just swam into view.A sandy path leads into the distance. Either side are grasses and heather. There are heavy clouds in the sky, but no sign of rain.A gorse bush covered in webs. There are hundreds of red mites or something stuck on the web (could be spiders, they were too tiny to see)
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
For two years now I have had these in my garden ... (and there are so many butterflies this year too) 🥰
A Jersey Tiger moth resting on a white rendered wall
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Still at it 🙄
Green shrubs against a blue sky. 7 aircraft still flying in formation
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You know how good my bird photos are? Well ... may I present #ShitAircraftPhotos ! Zoom in ... nope .. bit more ... bit more ... and a bit more .... bingo!
Houses under a blue sky dotted with white clouds. Between the overhead cables there are planes flying in formation.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Credit: Bradandthegoat on Insta.
The right people will not care if you are a bit wonky. They will just be happy you are there. Possibly with ketchup.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Well, this is pleasant...
A garden nook filled with half eaten hostas in pots. There is a green China mug of tea on the table. A woman's legs can be seen reclining on a grey chair.
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Stupid Microsoft Teams 🙄
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bollocks
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I've fucking had it with fragile ego'd men who go off in a petulant sulk because you DARE to say something (which to their mind) sounds like rejection ... Right. Got that off my chest. Apologies everyone 😘 (You are all lovely... not petulant at all 💕)
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social 👀🦡
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Lulu Allison @luluallison.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Are there any drawers I know here? I’m thinking about #drawing possibly for some writing. I have such a long-standing entangled relationship with drawing and find the easiest thinking comes from doing. It quite naturally gets a bit solipsistic. Does anyone have an interest in a conversation?
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Too much talk on my timeline about the kicky ball ... and not enough chat about Max and Priya!
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Miss Foster @missfoster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey @infernal-imp.bsky.social How are you feeling today? Sorry I missed yesterday's burnt bridge post ... but I'm glad you survived 🥰 (and more importantly, treated yourself to some perfume) x
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