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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 5h

Literally a kid in a sweet shop.

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 13h

On my way to see my baby! 🥰 (Will kidnap Sean Bean if possibme as a side quest)

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Mom and Daughter Kissing

ALT: Mom and Daughter Kissing

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fixed it. It’s not neat, but I feel a million per cent better. Happy tedious Tuesday! 🖤✨

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to integrate colour into my life, but this is going way too far! It looked like a much darker colour, I was duped. This is going to wind me up badly until it’s gone, but I’m far too lazy to re-do a fresh manicure.

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today is the 30th anniversary of me getting my cherry popped. Do I get another star to sew onto my swimming costume now? 🤔

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Cherry Bomb Powie

ALT: Cherry Bomb Powie

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bizarre how this Oura Ring knows I’m about to implode, even with no measurable physical symptoms. Have an Indian head massage and facial soon, I hope I can hold it and not upset the lovely lady. Hmph 😤

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Keep the faith, lovely ones. 💙🩵🤍

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Attempting to manipulate my own hormones into allowing me a good next holiday. Had to take tablets I shouldn’t, at the wrong time of the month for them. If it works; it *will* be worth it. If I make it. Moreso, If they make it.

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A Thriller that actually thrilled! 🫣

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If it’s just pheromones then that may be, I wish you had a little pheromones for me. I wish you had a little pheromones for me.. 🎶 G’night 😘✨

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Rousseau Piano Performance with Red Visuals

ALT: Rousseau Piano Performance with Red Visuals

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just remembered Evanescence are playing Brum tomorrow, and I’m not going, because my sister is an anusface. Retreating to the quilt to sulk. Sweet dreams.. 💤✨ (Unless you’re going to the concert, you can burn!)

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Cute Baby Girl Makes Mad Pouty Face

ALT: Cute Baby Girl Makes Mad Pouty Face

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Tough times call for tough self-care. Yes, it’s indulgent and naughty…bite me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Lunch. Amazing swim, I was anticipating my body to fight it as I’m a bit under the weather, but I glided like a knife through butter. Bit chufty pants.

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I have spent six hours photographing, and uploading items to Vinted. They just messaged me to say I am clearly a commercial seller, so they have banned me and removed my items. 😭

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Philomena Cunk Are You Joking

ALT: Philomena Cunk Are You Joking

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

August is a stinky-face, time to mellow…and try to avoid that detestable Coke lorry for as long as possible! Happy new month, my loves. 🧡🍂🔥

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It’s finally under 25c in my bedroom!! 🥳🙌🎊👏🎉💃 Sweet dreams, guys and dolls. 😘✨

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Child wanted a Pancake Day before she leaves next week. I hit a record of 18 pancakes, and for once..they were nice! 😋

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I want a necklace. I do not need the necklace, but this is the fourth day in a row I am thinking about it. I do not have a birthday coming up, and I need you lot to talk me out of it…please!!

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

No clue how this MASSIVE cat concertina’d himself into this basket, he must be a secret slinky. Brings a lot of joy to my house anyway. 🤍🖤

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Stoned Impy should not be allowed her phone… 😑

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I don’t mean he has broken it in anger, he was trying to put a USB in the back.

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Boy, can you tell it’s a full moon, it’s all-out war here. And Mr. Impy has broken the new TV by “barely touching it”. 😮‍💨

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And breathe… 😍 ( @anjaciske.bsky.social Please do not watch 💙)

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m trying so hard with this 4yo, but he ignores me completely, and sits there making stupid grunting noises. I used to be good at kids. 😣

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hello my lovelies, please could I seek advice? I’m looking for a bank account that doesn’t charge for overseas transactions (thinking Monzo/Revolut/Starling etc.) Does anyone have experience with these banks?

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

G’morning you ‘orrible lot, happy Friday.😘

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Do not want to spend a 35c day in the City, but here we go. C’mon guys, let’s bed in and hope it’s the last blood-boiling day. It’s all good fun.😬

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My cute, naughty boycat.. 🤍🖤

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Going to see that long-arsed film today, I’m looking forward to it, but worried I might get bored. Plus, keeping Mr. Impy still and quiet for that long will be arduous! See you in about ten years!

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Ted Lasso: 'That is a heck of a long time.'

ALT: Ted Lasso: 'That is a heck of a long time.'

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Andi Peters trying to be serious while interviewing a “real life mermaid” was quite entertaining. Not sure why he still looks exactly the same as his broom cupboard days though… (🧛‍♂️)

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Have you seen that you can change your eye colour now*? I don’t like living in the future. 😵‍💫 *Possibly not a new thing, I am bad at keeping up with the wider world.

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🖤Impy🖤 @infernal-imp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Four out of six arrangements done for today, the two left will be the longest. If there are any amateur deities out there that can turn my blood into wine, please sort your girl out.