The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Did I hear that right? 90-odd penises in The Bayeux Tapestry*?? 😮 *Embroidery 10160
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s been a Monday but I’ve had my mental health walk and my mental health sausage roll so we’re all good. 2220
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Finally been to see The Odyssey and I loved every minute of it. Even shed a tear at the bit where Odysseus’ old maid recognised him by the scar on his leg. Also first time for me in a recliner, not sure if I liked that 😮 490
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yesterday I failed Wordle despite getting 4 yellows on the first go. I think that qualifies for therapy of some sort. 591
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I know we’re all supposed to hate AI but it did me a big favour today so I, for one, welcome our new electronic overlords. 230
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026One of the reasons I don’t wear a wig is I’m worried about being beheaded and the executioner holding my severed head up by the hair and the head falling out and rolling across the floor. How embarrassing. 8241
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Having a sausage roll because it's Tuesday and I need it. 0100
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I know I’m getting old and my eyes aren’t the greatest but today I had to wire up a sensor and three of the wires were pink, purple and pink/purple and I just wanted to cry. 030
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It annoys me that triceratops is never more than a background character in the Jurassic Park films. Easily the best dinosaur. 290
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just used a self service till in Next, which included removing the security tag myself. Feel like I've passed some sort of initiation test. 390
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is fascinating, if rather bleak anyhumanever.com/life/5643128...anyhumanever.comA life, one of over 100 billion livesIn 7922 BCE, a girl was born in the Congo Basin, near present-day Kinshasa. 120
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’d like to go see the Bayeux Tapestry just so I can say “technically it’s an embroidery y’know”. 380
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s just possible that the unlikely duo of Emmanuel Macron and Larry the Cat might save civilisation. 1100
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“Half your dinner is in here” Not sure if this qualifies as passive-aggressive but it’s definitely unnecessary dentist snark. 560
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Dusted off my cheque book, which can only mean one thing: I'm at the dentist. 580
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My ears have been popping a lot lately. Not sure what that means. 820
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My main thought now on Princess Diana is how young she was when she died, something I didn’t think at the time. Partly because I was so young myself and partly because I’m an idiot. 1100
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’ve had a nice Bank Holiday walking and listening to a podcast on The Channel Dash. Damn you, Ciliax 🫡 020
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Me when I've had beans for breakfast *and* lunch 2100
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026🧠 Quiz of the Day - Aug 29 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 Score: 10/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk Wheeee!quizoftheday.co.ukQuiz of the Day | Daily General Knowledge QuizThe UK's premier online general knowledge quiz. Challenge friends and colleagues with our 10-question daily quiz. Original & hand-curated trivia since 2015. 240
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Put a tea bag in a mug then poured milk over it like some sort of monster. Think I’m going mad. 10130
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Was thinking of going to see The Odyssey straight from work today but really couldn’t be arsed. This attitude is why I’ve never sacked any cities or spent years as the sex slave of a foxy goddess ☹️ 2150
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap” RIP Dolly 170
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Workmate’s last day today. It wasn’t supposed to be but he put holidays in so he could leave earlier. No card, no cake, just a handshake and it’s been a pleasure then he’s off. Go well, Craig 🫡 360
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One day the world will believe my insane ramblings on the threat of white eggs to the digestive system. In the meantime I’ll just seal off the bathroom with Hazard tape again. 590
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I ate quite healthily today til the option of a honking great big ice cream came up. Then I brought a big muffin home. 460
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Am contemplating something extravagant. Because I can. 10100
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head. 030
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Had a bit of a jolt today. A reminder to appreciate what you’ve got while you’ve got it. 8200
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I have lost the extra few pounds I gained on holiday. Aided by having white eggs for breakfast, which always gives me a good clearout. 130
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Owing to an administrative error by staff, am repeating the white egg experiment. Results could be explosive. 240
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Superman III on telly. A reminder of more innocent times when superheroes weren’t afraid to wear tights. 040
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026At halftime at the football I switched from cider to lager. Don’t know why but this feels significant. 020
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Didn’t get an alert. I must be too important. 680
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Can’t wait for the temperature to drop so I can have a big bowl of supernoodles. 2131
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Almost bought some pizza flavour crumpets today. Then remembered new things are rubbish and you should always stick with the classics. 260
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I don't even have a colander anymore never mind glasses. How do you even manage to break a colander? 350
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’ve decided not to put my bin out tomorrow but it’s nothing to worry about. I still lead a full and rewarding life. 2100
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I have no strong opinions on Harry Potter one way or another, but I do think we owe it to ourselves to find and destroy Dobby’s grave. 220
The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Assuming this one works, here's a complete sunset. I've sped it up x2 so we're not here all night. 1100
