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Piers

@pierscooper.bsky.social
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HM King Piers of Peterborough, Emperor of East Anglia. An original piece by the author. I like secateurs. Cats, woodwork, metalwork, gardening and whimsy. If you don’t create, you can only consume.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 1h
Thought I had no hares, but I found one. Terrible photos but whatever, off to vets again soon, got to get on. Needlefelted hare, wool over a wire armature. Uk post only, sorry woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/product/larg...
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Large felt hare
Needlefelted hare, wool over a wire armature. Uk post only, sorry Select small parcel at checkout, I realise it will be large, but I'll cover the extra.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 5h
Are you an example of charismatic megafauna?
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 5h
Let’s all pivot and become off-grid off-internet survivalists living in the woods.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 6h
How Haunted? answers its titular question every week by ably demonstrating it’s not in the slightest.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 11h
When did you last take a tincture?
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 12h
That’s it. Bedtime. N’night, all.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 13h
Hullo. I’ve had a busy day. What did I miss?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @woolbotherer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First of many: A needlefelt pigeon made of wool over wire, just under 10 cm beak to tail Posts to UK only sorry Please select small parcel for postage woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/product/pigeon
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Pigeon
A needlefelt pigeon made of wool over wire, just under 10 cm beak to tail Posts to UK only sorry Please select small parcel for postage
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please, brain. Switch off.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cassie has been gone all day and just shown up squeaking for food. It’s a good job I don’t hold grudges.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m off to bed. N’night, all. Sleep tight.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wonder if I could affordably make my own new sports jacket? I miss having some tweed to wear in autumn.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s 60 pushups completed and I’ve added extra weight to the dumbbells for the next arm workout. It’s getting easier. I think.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How is your worst attribute this evening?
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, bugger. I forgot I need to find the spare key for the workshop. Pah.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SAUSAGES
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fed up today, so I’m being fed up.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today is my mother’s 83rd birthday.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pinch, punch, first of the month and bags, no returns!
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone else struggling to recall who is the current Prime Minister? I have to check myself every time I think about it.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While I’m not sleeping, earlier this evening I saw a barn owl flying about the overpass on the A47.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Much a so do love you all I’m off to bed in a mo. Sleep tight, phone chums. N’night.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My arms are all floppy. Please send new arms.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn’t it warm this evening.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve finished my arms workout and not a moment too soon.
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Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow essential item! 👁️ 👁️ hellohalloweeno.etsy.com/listing/4585...
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Furby Dolly - Etsy
This Dolls item is sold by HelloHalloWeeno. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on Sep 30, 2026
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m watching The Final Problem on Netflix and so far, I’m IN.
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Eggsy Pony @eggsypony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking back at Eggsy Pony's September with lots of photographs over on his blogger blog eggsyponyandfriends.blogspot.com/2026/09/a-re...
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A Resue Pony's September
Eggsy Pony disgraced himself at the beginning of September when he decided to go walkabout . He escaped from a paddock of standing hay and...
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay, I’ve loaded the washer with a small load and only white vinegar for softener. I’ll on a longer cycle (hoping to clean the whole machine this way) but let’s see! @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, if it’s 30 September, it must be... oh God. The 36th anniversary of the first—and, you may not be entirely surprised to hear—only transmission of a sitcom which was genuinely called ‘Heil Honey, I’m Home’, in which Hitler and Eva Braun live next door to Jewish couple Arny and Rosa Goldenstein
Neil McCaul as comedy Hitler, mugging for the camera
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello HULL! Here's one of those videos comedians do when they're actually feeling very confident about ticket sales. Come and see me at the Social, Oct 7th! (Please.) Tickets: www.seetickets.com/event/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs/social/3645857
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀
Text from an artists’ supplies site with a piece on taking rubbings from ‘found’ surfaces. It refers to the process as ‘frottage’.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been for a run, had my breakfast and now I need to call a recruiter then go for a walk. Has anyone ever done any rubbings? Did you use chalk, or wax, or something else? Ta.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just remembering one of my many dreams the other night, wherein I was trying to move some very large diamonds but they kept falling in the floor and shattering, and when I picked up the bits they were all little chunks and tasted like a raspberry Mr Freeze.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 30/09/2026
Burn her as a witch Esther has gone full Fox Mulder. These were my favourite drawings of the first half of the story. Unlike snakebite and black, the chupacabra was invented in about 1995. I once made a print with a chupacabra on it, alas the artwork is lost to history.
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Burn her as a witch
Esther has gone full Fox Mulder. These were my favourite drawings of the first half of the story. Unlike snakebite and black, the chupacabra was invented in about 1995. I once made a print with a chupacabra on it, alas the artwork is lost to history.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to sleep and put today behind me. N’night, all. Sleep tight.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn’t sad music good.
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cor, luv a duck
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too late now so the date is off. Two disappointments in one day. I may go to bed very early.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, that went badly. Oh, well.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finn tells me he’s the smalliest small and it caused by lack of bigness.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been discussing outfits with my mate and we’ve agreed if my date tonight happens I should dress as a 21st Century dandy: - Shoes made from boxes - Tinfoil trousers - Shirt made from crisps - Bubble-wrap cravat - Hat made from feathers.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not losing weight but my body shape is changing quickly with the exercise regimen. I’m three weeks in tomorrow and can already wear older, smaller tees without needing to tuck them in to prevent belly flashes.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grimfyre Pocklebottom and the Tangerine Taste Test.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Buerk no longer sounds like Michael Buerk.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ou know I clonked my foot in the night? Sock was stuck to the hole when I undressed. Now throbbing because I took the scab off and it wants to stick to the sheets. Bugger. I’m going to have to put something on it overnight.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m going to bed. I really cannot stay awake much longer. Have I finally cured my sleeping issues? Tonight is the final test!
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m trying to rebuild by buttocks. Squats using a bun thrust should do the trick to start with but blimey, they take a toll.
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LUBRICITY!
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Piers @pierscooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where is @meladyfreshness.bsky.social ?
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