Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 1hcrafting bronze helms for everyone in line at sephora. the mall security guard is not happy. he wants me to craft a helm for him as well. but i will not. my helms are for customers only. that was the deal. i am so sick of this guy's bullshit 000
Reposted by MilldawgYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[on deathbed] please make sure the military gets all my data 315039
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[on my deathbed, beckoning my grandson to come closer, my voice barely a whisper] how do i talk to girls 000
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026like as a bed? or as an investment? who am I kidding, obviously it's both 011
Reposted by MilldawgTrisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Eating pencils so I can get vitamin 2 18230
Reposted by MilldawgTyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 13/06/2024The purpose of stickers is to Never Use Them so that when you die your friends can put them on your coffin 151323350
Reposted by Milldawgmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026(Showing the barber a picture of me & him skipping hand-in-hand through a tulip field) Can I get something like this 0475110
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026most of my posts are bad. but here are ones I think are good 2400
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Rejected Drafts of "Double Double Toil and Trouble": Morsel morsel dress rehorsal Bingo bongo Lupita Nyong'o Triple quadruple peepee poople Britney Britney baby hit me Yeetz yeetz Google Sheets Milkin' milkin' Rumpelstiltskin Winner winner chick and dinner Desert island was the grink there 010
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026ME: I see you're a man of culture YOGURT ELEMENTAL: wow ok that's pretty racist 000
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026lawyering up (slathering my entire body in Molinari's Homestyle Attorney Sauce) 000
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026summering* in the hamptons** again #blessed *lying face down **a ditch 000
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026whoops i forgot to add alt text so i replied again with alt text and deleted the first post but i had actually replied to THAT reply so it deleted both of them and anyway my penalty fine of exactly eleven hundred dollars is in the mail 010
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026static.klipy.comCosgrove says 'Hey, cut it out!'Alt: Cosgrove from Freakazoid says 'Hey, cut it out!' 110
Milldawg @milldawg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026static.klipy.comCosgrove says 'Hey, cut it out!'Alt: Cosgrove from Freakzoid says 'Hey, cut it out!' 010
