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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop

@milklegscoop.bsky.social
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Nerdy dad in my 40s. Wanna be streamer. Single, pansexual and gender fluid.

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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want glasses with a camera on them. Only to wear at home with my dog because every damn time I point a camera at him, he freezes up and stops the cute thing he was doing! XD
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shit. I wish I were drinking a cup of Wendy's chili right now.
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Attempt no 2 at doordashing some taco bell at 2 am. Wish me luck!
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why do we have a seam on our grundles?
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you value your shit tier YA fantasy more than the human rights of trans people, I can't stop you, but I also think you're a prick. I'm not going to be convinced to give you special moral licence to be transphobic. What's to discuss?
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey, help me get a referal bonus. Please? 😅 Join me on Chime and get $100. Terms apply. www.chime.com/r/kyleclancy...
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It was the Scorpion King soundtrack... xD
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Got my @maximumfun.org donation gifts today and I love the water bottle. 🥰
The Maximumfun.org 2026 donation gift water bottle sitting atop a wood pallet in an industrial factory.
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Emoria - Aftertaste is a Horror Novel @emoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My workspace will get gayer until morale improves (it’s improving) (it already seems like the vertical mouse is better for my carpal tunnel, which has been getting noticeably worse recently)
A trans colored fan, a pink and blue marker, a trans colored keyboard, a trans colored wrist guard, a trans colored wallet, and a pink vertical mouseA close-up of the vertical mouse
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/06/2026
do you think the clam that ariel ripped open to make a bra could also talk, or
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Pushing a stone up a hill the text on the rock says 
“The Fucking Dishes And
The Fucking Laundry”
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
twin peaks meme a photo of sarah palmer on the phone and the text reads "When you're texting with someone and they decide to call you"
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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A movie that’s just this post
r/AskReddit post:

You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?

Comment:

I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die young and leave you wanting.

Reply to comment:

I also choose this guy's dead wife.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dear other countries, Yes, America’s use of “soccer” is annoying but why get bent out of shape about that when there are SO MANY things about America to get upset about?
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Finally! The perfect place to store my 46 Original Snack Size Slim Jims!
Tantaly sex doll with the removable vagina replaced with 46 Original Snack Size Slim Jims
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He is as close as I get to a cat...
Wicket the brindle furred chihuahua laying in bed. Caught mid "air lick" in the photo.
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Fuck me. It is June already?
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@jordanjessego.bsky.social uh oh, Gabe never turned on their microphone...
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Ugh. I need someone to snuggle me as a friend. 😵‍💫
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The only thing on my bucket list is getting a passionate kiss from Jason Alexander....
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I would fuck up a Club Chalupa from Taco Bell right now. It had been years since they last brought that back. 😭
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Still wondering... 😅
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Love their work! They made my pfp!
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Check out Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG + Unstoppable on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...
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Get ready to enter your very own World Dungeon! Play as a familiar face, such as 🧨 Carl, 👑🐈 Donut, 🐊 Florin, 🐐 Prepotente, or build your own unique crawler, complete with a customizable class and race...
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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A post that reads "why would rapists bother to pretend to be trans on a culture that treats rapists better than trans women"
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Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social @heyscoops.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Find our latest show, Episode 1314: A Tiny Statement of Protest, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Bone Juice.
SUMMARY: Corporate entities are cracking down more on dress codes and attendance. Paul is on pins and needles over the new "Masters" movie and shows off some related acquistions. Matt's got beef over a speech at a soccer event. What is it about youth who are the top dogs at school? Also, Paul lusts for Minas Tirith, knockoff Girl Scout cookies, and a Scoopardy.

PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A wage slave wearing a red polo with a hole in it.
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Fucking hell. Got home from work this morning to a TV with a busted backlight. 😡
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hey sexy. What are you wearing? 😏
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Useful thing to use here
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I wish I had thought of this. XD
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Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social @heyscoops.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Find our latest show, Episode 1307: Judi Dench is Very Relavent, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Paul Mattingly's End Time Supplies.
SUMMARY: Jacob has gifts for Matt and Paul. It's Matt's birthday, and the family goes out for teppanyaki and yogurt. Hair stylists don't know who Judi Dench is. Jacob goes to a Golden Knights game and sits near a couple disappointed with their seats. Plus, Matt undeservedly sees David Byrne, Paul riffs teppan-yuk'es, and a Scoopardy.

PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Dame Judi Dench. What a dame indeed!
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
No caption necessary.
Night vision view of Wicket the chihuahua.
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I wish I were hot.
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Well great. I tried to go to a local Magic Commander night, only to have a panic attack seeing too many people and leave before actually playing any games. 😮‍💨
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is the face of a guilty Wicket, immediately after putting his face directly into my jar of queso dip... xD I only put it down for 2 seconds and he lunged into it from across the bed. Lol
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is the face of a guilty Wicket, immediately after putting his face directly into my jar of queso dip... xD I only put it down for 2 seconds and he lunged into it from across the bed. Lol
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Wizards, 1977
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
James S.A. Corey Timothy Zahn George R.R. Martin Christie Golden Chuck Wendig
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Reminder: under no circumstance should you give discord your ID. It is gonna -suck- trying to set up alternatives, and this whole fiasco is going to damage communities, but you CANNOT give them your info
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Spooky Kodama 🌸🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @kodamagrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Gay sex when?
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@p1podcast.com holy shit guys, someone needs to ditch the mechanical keyboard...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
He is too stinking cute!
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Everyone, say hello to Wicket. He is 4 years old and perfect in every way. No dog will ever replace Yoda, but I am ao happy to have a companion again.
Wicket the applehead chihuahua in his new car seat. Kyle holding his new chihuahua, Wicket. Kyle looks happy and Wicket looks confused.
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Kyle aka Milk Leg Scoop @milklegscoop.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Original Picross DS is still great. Plays great on the Anbernic RG DS.
Anbernic RG DS on a table. Picross DS menu on screen.
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org
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