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Taylor Shanon

@milkboott.bsky.social
403 followers 57 following 91 posts

☠️FX artist/ former stunt actor☠️ 🎈semi-supervised clown of 15+ years 🎈 🌈commissions closed 🌈

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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
learning you need subtitles to watch anything halfway through life is crazy bc you’ll be rewatching your favorite shows and movies and realize you had no idea what was actually going on
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 27/05/2025
The bad news is Bluesky's daily unique liker count is down over a three-month period. The good news is you can just use whatever websites you want to without caring about that kind of stuff for any reason
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
artists: it’s 2025, we are only accepting non-refundable deposits in full. someone else’s failure to plan and/or budget should not be causing you any sort of financial stress.
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
things that frequently cross my mind
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
they should invent a way of doing your taxes that doesn’t make you cry
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
the “that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard” to “hey now everyone’s feelings are valid” to “that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard” pipeline 😮‍💨
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
i think about this daily
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I want the tiny home people to get over their cultural biases and just get a trailer
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
the “text me when you get home” crowd clearly doesn’t know many lesbians bc that’s who invented location sharing
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
a series of threaded replies:

- my post: who up waning they gibbous
- Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY
- my post: who up waxing they crescent
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/02/2025
Newsletter: There is no AI Revolution. Consumer adoption of generative AI outside of ChatGPT is barely 100 million people, every single company in generative AI is deeply unprofitable, Microsoft is pulling capex, and OpenAI spent $9bn in 2024 to lose $5bn. www.wheresyoured.at/wheres-the-m...
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There Is No AI Revolution
Soundtrack: Mack Glocky - Chasing Cars Last week, I spent a great deal of time and words framing the generative AI industry as a cynical con where OpenAI's Sam Altman and Anthropic's Dario Amodei hav...
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cal50 @cal50.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
there's no way i'm the product of the height of evolution, if a big red button appeared in my apartment that said 'press this button to break both of your legs instantly' i'm not sure how long i would have my legs for. it'd endlessly taunt me and i would stare at it
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
made this video a few years ago but haven't posted it here yet
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
cmon bro do not hasten to bid me adieu
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
i have 27 pockets total on my person right now and i feel a very specific type of powerful
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
my crew at Empower Field got named best security in the country by the NFL ✌️🤠✨
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 18/02/2025
I'm becoming increasingly radical on "we need to crush decorum and grind it into a fine paste". Tell people they're fucking stupid and their ideas are bad. Don't just sit there and squirm, if you know someone is wrong and can say how and why, fucking say so.
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
LETS FUCKIN GO GIRLS
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
zeroing in on the minimum necessary number of FAA employees by re-hiring a guy we just fired every time there's a plane crash. soon it'll be a perfectly efficient administration and aviation disasters will only happen on days where one person calls in sick
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
god just sort of zoning out and making 20,000 different kinds of ants
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Mmm yes, my beloved pyramid
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Erin Elkin @shadell.itch.io · 12/02/2025
The force fem victim: "I'll just... never get a chance to see what I might have been if my gender wasn't a product of horrific trauma and coercion." Her cis friend: "OOOoooh, so you are a girl!"
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got innumeracy
Screenshot of a twitter post showing that the latest openAI commercial model is better than previous models at doing arithmetic but still cannot reliably produce the correct answer of multiplication problems with values greater than 11 x 11.  It's supposed to be impressive I think
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
drake is definitely gonna do his own little halftime show that he makes all his friends watch out in his back yard
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Kanyeisms 2/7/25
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the heart shaped lamp in my window doesn’t really hang straight, i threw a costume cat head over it and last night was my first time seeing from outside of my house lmaooo
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
listen i live by this and so should a lot of people
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
fuck it, going to work with carrot gnocchi dough in my hair
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Sunset of the Reply Guy
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
sorry i haven’t replied i’m busy trading an obscene amount of garlic for a haircut and bothering my neighbors for quest items
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
it is soooo funny that everything that's happened in the last 20 years has taken place within 10 seconds of the end of my actual life as I am hooked to life support in the Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Care Unit in 2004. a nurse momentarily bumps into my limp arm and it feels weird for four months
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
once again i am covered in fiberglass
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
watching more how it's made. when we forget how to make everything I'll be ready
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/02/2025
Google missed revenue expectations by nearly a billion dollars this quarter and then said "we're going to spend $75 billion on capital expenditures." No reporting on AI revenue. Growth down across the board. Absolute joke of a company, washed beyond belief. Capitalist death cult. Shameful.
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Tallulah @goodwithknots.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
send lawyers, guns, and butter
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
See, this is why I couldn't be in charge of the Grammys because I would've put "Drake's Career" in the In Memoriam section
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i’m sorry i can’t be her
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
if i cannot find joy i will create it
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
any time someone has said “i wish i knew what was going on in your head 😍” it destroys me bc it’s always some shit like this
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
celebrating 7 years of building stages, finally got a good helmet
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
oh thank god. wait
a screenshot that shows a no-entry icon and "Only people who get the joke can reply"
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Taylor Shanon @milkboott.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
important
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
“Mhm. And how will you uplift marginalized communities?” I ask an engagement bot, killing off the last members of an endangered species of mynah bird in the Amazon. The bot’s answer lacks intersectionality—I tell it so. A root system that had been alive since the Cretaceous period shrivels and dies
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