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Tukach Shakur

@kachi.bsky.social
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When I was 25, my hairline went to the store for a pack of cigarettes and never came. I'm here for the jokes, but I build stuff, too: maskapp.co/users/7594333970293063680

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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Ms. Rachel album goes so hard, omg
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you think this is a trash ballot, I'd understand. I don't watch TV like that, so I won't be mad if you disagreed with anything after Succession. With that said: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Atlanta are indisputable. If you disagree, it's because you have no taste! www.nytimes.com/shared/v1/be...
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My Top Shows — the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century
Breaking Bad, The Wire, Atlanta and 7 more.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wow, I cannot believe there are people who are okay living a life where they've never played GTA VI. What a sad life!!!
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fuck it, might pre-order five for the vibes!!
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I cannot believe what I just watched.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
YOU KNOW THE FUCKING VIBESSS #GTAVI
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you know anything about pancreatic cancer, you know this is nothing short of a miracle. Science over everything. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/26/s...
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F.D.A. Approves the Drug Daraxonrasib That’s Poised to Transform Pancreatic Cancer (Gift Article)
In a key clinical trial, patients who got the pill, daraxonrasib, lived twice as long as those who got chemotherapy.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay, East of Eden. You've fully gotten my attention now.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Kobe Bryant: More
ALT: Kobe Bryant: More
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
THE SIXERS??????
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is gonna be miserable when he finds out hell has no closets for him to hide inside.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Man, you know what time it is!!!! #LoveHateII #RadioKilla open.spotify.com/album/0UEsbk...
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Love/Hate II - Album by THE-DREAM | Spotify
THE-DREAM · album · 2026 · 17 songs
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'd run through a wall for Barack, man. THROUGH A WALL.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
These losers are acting like the MLB was forcing them to suck dick on Pride Night lmao. Jesus Christ, Christianity is so exhausting.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
USE YOUR REAL VOICE, KAT!!!!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jalen Brunson won a ring before Luka. I cannot believe this lmao
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This city about to turn into Gotham forreal. It's time.
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Batman and the Bat-Signal
ALT: Batman and the Bat-Signal
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Never in my life did I think this would be a thing LMAO. THE KNICKS???????? Shouts to those guys, man.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fox playing like me on every basketball team I've ever been on.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I cannot believe the way the Spurs have disappeared this quarter. How many historic collapses can one team have in a Finals lmao
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That's gotta be one of the greatest games in NBA history, no?
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Me, whenever I randomly think about Savannah Guthrie's mother:
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's so funny seeing people eat this bullshit and then start blaming vaccines when they drop dead lmao
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Kinda crazy how they got the same body shape.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Petition to make "Spend Dat" the new Nigerian national anthem. As a fellow African prince who's come across a large sum of money, I've never felt so seen.
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legs benedict @averyspicypisces.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Craig David on 7 days
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Yeah, Caresha gotta tell us what kind of crack she put in "Spend Dat" because this is getting out of control.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
These Jay-Z clips from the Roots Picnic are making me regret not buying those Yankee Stadium tickets smh
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Love this for Wemby. Hate that I still might gotta root for the Knicks 😬
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Billy Joel went so crazy on "Only the Good Die Young" and I feel like the world doesn't talk about it enough.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
TOO MUCH SAUCE!! youtu.be/fibw8OPxpSA?...
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Fat Nwigwe - QUEEN (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Fat Nwigwe a.k.a. BIG FAT
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK. Radiokilla!! open.spotify.com/track/1vB4WY...
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Bring That Body
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
😂😂😂😂😂
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hyper fandom and cultism is such an interesting thing to witness in real time. We have grown adults, with fully functioning brains, making excuses for a 35 year old man locking his bedroom door and sleeping in bed with 10 year old kids just because he wore a sequin glove and walked backwards lmaoo
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Maybe I gotta stop talking down to people who still listen to Kanye West because I went and saw Michael even though I'm like 99% sure he touched at least one of those kids 😬😬
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
LMAOO
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Every year I tell myself I'm not going to wait until the last day to do my taxes and every year I'm reminded that I'm a liar.
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
somebody media trained grandma
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/04/2026
Not the onion.
A digital screenshot of a news article from "The Independent" website, dated April 13, 2026.

The headline reads: "Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person." Below the headline, the subheader states: "Trump grabs two bags of McDonald’s before issuing threats to Iran over nuclear program."

The article features a video still showing Donald Trump standing outdoors in front of a white building, wearing a dark suit and purple tie. Next to him stands a woman wearing a red t-shirt that says "DOORDASH GRANDMA." The video player includes a title overlay that reads: "Trump claims offensive Jesus meme was him 'as a doctor' healing the sick."
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do you have to believe in god to be Catholic? Might submit an application
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Hundreds of millions of people throughout the world are immersed in extreme poverty. Yet, disproportionate wealth remains in the hands of a few. It is an unjust scenario, in the face of which we cannot fail to question ourselves and commit to change things. There is no lack of resources at the root of disparities, but the need to address solvable problems related to a more equitable distribution of wealth, to be achieved with moral sense and honesty.
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Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business, with no regard for people's lives, which are considered at most collateral damage of self-interest. But no gain Show more
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God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.
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Huw Jelly @huwjelly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Amazing success, a flawless mission. 👌 Congratulations to all involved, you must feel amazing. 💥 And to all those who say it's too expensive and we should feed the poor instead..well we can do this 'and the other things' as well. Also, war is far more costly. Inspiring mission, #NASA #ARTEMISII
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Congratulations to the astronauts and to all involved in the Artemis II mission. Amazing and inspiring to see their historic journey and safe return to Earth.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The splashdown did something to me. Kinda turned on, ngl.
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The parachutes opened. Look at the engineering!!! Science over everything!!!
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The flat earthers have been MAD quiet these last 10 days 😆😆
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Artemis splashdown soon 👀👀👀
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Jessý Potato @markdownhandsup.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Uh, the world is sh!tshow, but I will never tire of Earth. Our wonderful planet, I promise, has much beauty and mystery left for us to enjoy. First photo taken of Earth from the dark side of the moon released by #NASA now. All props and accolades to the phenomenonal #Artemis2 crew and mission team.
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