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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD

@mildcuthbert.bsky.social
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I still think about this tweet from @mildcuthbert.bsky.social every now and then “My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.”
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Australian govt charges my wife $1,475 every five years for the right to leave the country and come back. Fucked up if you ask me.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sorry we couldn't get tickets to the French impressionists exhibtion. Do you want to see my French exhibitionist impression instead? "Bonjour, I am not wearing any le pantalon. I am displaying my sac de balle."
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Watched Past Lives (2023) yesterday. Loved it, wow. Although I do find the conceit a bit impossible. I hardly remember anyone from primary school lmao.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Mum, come pick me up, the geniuses in r/AUfrugal are strategising ways to induce sustained nationwide deflation by coordinating their supermarket shopping.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Still trying to figure out what kind of jokes people like on Bluesky. Stuff like "Readers Digest? I sure hope they do!" That's all I've got.
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Pat Caruana @patbcaruana.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Drew Pavlou is so unemployed that when he was given a pretend job it cost his boss a real one.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The PS6 will cost $2500 AUD, have 4 games from a Sony studio in its entire lifetime and boast graphical improvements so small that only the most sexist IGN commenters will distinguish it from a PS5.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Scrolling timeline too fast: Taylor Lorenz has resigned as prime minister of the United Kingdom.
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
2015: elected MP for the first time 2019: commence wrecking the party to stymie the dreaded Crobbyns 2020: lie 2024: become prime minister with biggest and stupidest majority in generations 2024-2026: be Tories but more transphobic somehow 2026: fired for being too good at loving the flag
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Anyone else still listen repeatedly to Australian singer-songwriter Laura Jean's 2008 album Eden Land? Just me?
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Men are meant to be on their phones upwards of 16 hours a day. That's according to new research from Samsung Electronics.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You couldn't make live coverage of the 2013 NRL grand final today. Due to clock.
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Jim Malo @maloism.com · 19/06/2026
Middle-aged white dude with a well paying job at the racism factory: hmm why is this racist lady so popular? It came out of nowhere but I find it strangely compelling
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
JEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
An anecdote I heard today. This is going to sound completely nuts (or not at all) but can you believe a white person in a very leftwing organisation compared their experience of being redheaded to racism?
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cécile @haraiva.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
a manifesto for manifesto jam 2026. for everyone who's got that dog in them. haraiva.itch.io/against-grat... #manifestojam2026
haraiva.itch.io
Against Gratitude by haraiva
Bite the Hand that feeds you!
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This website has "Canberra twitter vibes" to me. How you take that is up to you.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 14/06/2026
Sir Ian McKellen.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Everyone in the office book club wants to read Dungeon Crawler Carl except me, who likes reading good books, and my buddy who likes reading good books but also believes "This series is an attempt to destroy role playing games" lmao.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The soup fiend makes a hollow boast to the gazpacho king: I've had more hot dinners than you've had hot dinners
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
America truly is the birthday country
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Gnocchi with tomatoes and a spinach, parsley and walnut pesto. Delicious, and half the effort comes in washing the spinach.
A pan filled with gnocchi, pesto and a medley of red and orange cherry tomatoes
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Local food fans are "eating good" this year at Restaurant Week, city Food Tsar claims. source: Lunch Magazine
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
New Modest Mouse and Ocarina of Time remake. Never kill yourself.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
New Zealanders on the EB Games subreddit talking about flying to Australia to buy shit at EB to maintain their EB World Benefits level (there are no stores in NZ anymore).
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
One Nation candidate Rachel Invective. One Nation candidate Pedro Filias. One Nation candidate Shae Dipast. (taking it too far now) One Nation candidate Dee D'Waugh-Cremes.
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 07/06/2026
Taco Bell’s cannon in D major
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm the mayor of Sleepytown. And I'm too tired to go to work!
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Lot of furry porn on this website! That and Graham Platner content is like my whole feed.
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Dr Ingrid M🪁 @ingridm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
if cost of living was the explanation, the racism party support base would not be propertied whites - which it is. Polling numbers for Hanson are not coming from the poorest people, from people trapped in poverty and homelessness by structural racism, male violence, and parasite job agents.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
New idea: cyberpunk aesthetic but with mutton chops
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Mum in group chat: Grandma is in hospital Me to my brother via DM: started playing Deus Ex Mankind Divided. Really enjoying it so far. Sad news about grandma. My brother: yer great game. Very sad indeed.
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Tom Studans @maximumwelfare.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
AI Overview

If your wife made "traditional gender rolls" (like warm, golden-brown dinner rolls from scratch), she's an absolute keeper! There's nothing quite like fresh, homemade bread to bring a household together. [Allrecipes link]
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Scariest place on the internet to me is r/Decks
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Your body betrays your degeneracy"
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
So many people on Twitter apparently think there's an Iowa TV writers workshop lmao
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Donald Trump is turning into the boy who cried assassination at this point.
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Ailbhe @toastpoast.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
When I first stated keeping a journal I thought it would be a fun bit to put shitposts in there like they were inspirational quotes. It didn’t last but here’s one for this day in 2022
“you know who was really really good at stopping the boats was the ottoman fifth army, absolute anzac spirit on those guys”
Twitter user @AliceAvizandlum,
5:01 PM; Dec 31, 2019
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
First afternoon planting stuff in the new garden and I nicked the polyethylene irrigation pipe fuck my life
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
hello... my friends
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Thinking of moving to the beautiful outer outer Melbourne suburb of Glen Morpheus. It's a new suburb out west that has 40 metres of footpath, no shops, schools or bus links and all the houses are black cubes clustered on a treeless, concrete floodplain. Also you can't afford to live there.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
You can see freight, V-line and metro trains from my new gym's upper level while you're working out. Expecting a generation of jacked gunzels to develop shortly.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hi it's Galador the Honest here from Wizard Realtors. Last time we spoke you were in the market for a 3-storey tower with an antechamber and built-in orb? Well we have a great property that's just come on the market in the Shrouded Marshes - yes I know the area's reputation but listen, it's Elvish.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
We have a saying in my village: Don't piss where you shit. We have a saying in my inner-Melbourne suburb: Don't peel betroot in your wedding dress. We have a saying in my decaying empire's former capital: Today's warlord is tomorrow's emperor.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Go to bed, my son. He won't go to bed.
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We've never cancelled a single Hot Soup and a Mid-Afternoon Run No Hats Allowed event and today will be no different. Bring your dog!
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Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD @mildcuthbert.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Not sure what I clicked on when I downloaded a couple of apps recently but I started getting ads in my dreams telling me to invest my retirement savings in "super hot" unregistered Chinese ETFs. Honestly this stuff seems so much more compelling when you're asleep.
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