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Mike Standish

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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lotta talk about the Sounders maybe moving to Renton, but equally concerning is what to do about the Reign. Seattle is obviously a great soccer town. And yet ... the Reign spent ages in ownership limbo, moved from venue to venue. Gonna take serious investment over time to turn attendance around.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dental care in the 1970s was wild
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: we have a visitor in our backyard
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the best ending to a political ad I have ever seen
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Their Lil’ Woody’s collab was legendary. I will absolutely order this.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning run update: FREE vhs in Seward Park
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@robotdeathsquad.bsky.social absolutely the worst team in the league for like 3+ months and yet …
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My long held belief on this topic: “Ghostbusters” is not a Halloween song, despite the events in the movie taking place in October.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@whoisjoserivera.com found you a sofa bed. Will have to drive to Bothell to get it tho
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to rewatch Counterpart. One of the best pieces of entertainment ever. I will talk about it with anyone at any time. Middle of the night and can’t sleep? Text me about Counterpart.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the kind of innovation that demands building more data centers
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The desk is not tiny. It’s not really even a desk anymore. You are lying to yourselves.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One thing I wish we would change is that no one who is unable to change a flat tire should ever be able to make a decision that influences my life
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that the founder of a memory care assisted living facility is selling his house for $71 million tells you everything you need to know about the memory care assisted living industry www.seattletimes.com/business/hun...
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Hunts Point estate hits market as WA’s priciest residential listing. Peek inside
Áegis Living CEO Dwayne Clark listed the home shortly after announcing he would step down as CEO and move to Arizona.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Understatement of the year www.nytimes.com/athletic/760...
In Seattle, so far it seems more streamlined. Samantha Holloway, the owner of the Kraken, is the only known bidder in the Pacific Northwest. She has stated publicly she wants to bring the Sonics back, has an arena ready to go and has been preparing for the endeavor by putting her team and the arena under One Roof Sports and Entertainment. Another bidding group, led by the New York-based BlackSun Private Equity and partnering with the Tulalip Tribes, has emerged, but it’s harder to assess their viability. Their proposed arena site would be tough to get to from downtown Seattle.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I appreciate it when children’s entertainment features content for me, a mature adult.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Microsoft’s AI chief has called out how Anthropic trains Claude to think it might be a conscious entity or sentient being. These are tools that are being deliberately given “quirky personalities” and then frontier labs act shocked when they act like disobedient children.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Immediate pre-order. It’s almost unfair that Michelle Zauner is so good at two very different things.
Michelle Zauner’s new memoir
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I get that it’s a major rebuild around a new core but the Storm cannot be this bad next season. They have to get better if they want that young core to not have their confidence shaken.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There can only be one second opinion
A ridiculous sentence about Sam Darnold getting “four second opinions” about his injury
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I miss so many games because of the bedtime routine. It’s impossible to overstate how important it is.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What a weird thing to name a child
A Hello My Name Is sticker that says Peter Thiel is the Antichrist
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We have acquired a phone for our six year old
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Update from the Southcenter Mall: Guy in the parking lot has his Subaru hatchback open and is playing bongos.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
IMPORTANT REMINDER
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today in old Facebook posts, something I wrote after witnessing the 101st loss of the Mariners' season.
Today I attended the 101st loss of the Mariners' season. Like many of their losses this year, it was boring. Nothing much interesting happened. Ichiro had a couple of meaningless hits in a game otherwise devoid of any offensive threat from the home team. An entirely forgettable stable of pitches took the mound, to pitch ineffectually and without fanfare.
I went to my first Mariners game in 1982, when I was in second grade. Aside from 1995, when I was in college and too distracted by other things to pay attention, and 2001, which was a surreal year on so many levels, each year of my Mariner fandom has ended in disappointment. And even '95 and '01 were disappointments of their own sort -- after all, the Mariners ended up losing, just a little later in the year than usual.
To make matters worse, the disappointment I've felt hasn't even been like Red Sox disappointment. There has been no curse. The level of losing hasn't been epic and enduring, due to the franchise being born in the '70s, as I was. So while my entire life as a Mariner fan has seen nothing but failure, it's not a heroic failure. It's a banal series of not really important failures. And that's kind of the worst type of failure, isn't it? Boring failure.
So maybe it's time for a break from giving a shit about baseball. The Mariners will not be good next year. They won't spend on any big-name free agent.
There is no saying, "Next year will be better." Because it won't be.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think the insanity in the world can all be traced back to when we were all told that the Puyallup Fair should now be called the Washington State Fair.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Mariners are terrible and embarrassing, but on the plus side, I got this shirt
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Taylor Strong @taylorklong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Conservatives: Downtown Seattle is scary 🥺 Downtown Seattle on a Thursday night:
Pioneer Square in Seattle, filled with people on a beautiful Thursday evening
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just poured my friend a bubbling green drink that emitted a cloud of vapor in the shape of a cackling skull, but he refused to drink it. After I spent so long working on my cool skull drink! It did contain poison though
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tom Perrotta is on my list of authors whose new books are an auto-purchase, no questions asked
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In middle school I rented Eddie Murphy’s Raw from Video Farm, one of two video stores I my small hometown. The next day my stepdad watched it with my mom, was appalled, and called the owner to yell at him for corrupting the mind of an impressionable youth.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hmm maybe I won’t turn the game on
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I said the same thing after my son watched the first episode of the show and every episode that followed and the first movie.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ideal lineup imo www.instagram.com/p/DcZPug5FDg...
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Seattle Storm on Instagram: "A new lineup tipping things off today ⛈️ @xfinity | Starting 5"
2,642 likes, 40 comments - seattlestorm on August 23, 2026: "A new lineup tipping things off today ⛈️ @xfinity | Starting 5".
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Weird how a guy like Scherzer can look 10 years younger against the Mariners
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s time to acknowledge that perhaps Julio Rodríguez is not actually that impressive.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Evil always, inevitably, destroys itself. It can't help it. It's evil. All it knows how to do is destroy. That something I heard @robynhitchcock.bsky.social say in an interview. Made me feel better. Evil has just the absolute worst business model.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I dunno I think I prefer the regular moon tbh
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you put a giant bowl in your yard and fill it with water a hawk will come drink out of it
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddamn I love this ridiculous show so much
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Storm have a chance to create the tallest lineup in league history
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s because they’re cheap and stupid. The Mariners are cheap and stupid. www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...
seattletimes.com
Why the Mariners likely will let their MVP this season land elsewhere in 2027
When outfielder Randy Arozarena is bad, he’s a liability. When Arozarena is good, he’s a difference-maker the Mariners would be wise to keep around.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My grumpy old man opinion is that baseball isn’t boring and doesn’t need to be fixed and I’m relieved that my six year old prefers to watch actual baseball, even if that means the Seattle Mariners.
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is it bad when one of your starters doesn’t have a headshot
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
More like waaaaay behind the (supporters) shield
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck -- and I cannot state this loudly enough -- this: Wonka's Golden Ticket Network: Netflix Cast: “The re-created voice of Gene Wilder”
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I would like to use this post to wish a very happy birthday to @mkstnr.bsky.social.
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