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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 12h
If we’re gonna play ICC then why not lock up Bombin’ Bibi?
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 15h
There’s no better example of immigrant turned welfare queen than Elon Musk. That shiny fuck sucks up government subsidies like nobody’s business.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s so fucking gay
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not enough is said about how Trump views United States dollars as HIS own money
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reuters: US SUPREME COURT BLOCKS MISSOURI FOR THIRD TIME FROM USING REPUBLICAN-DRAWN CONGRESSIONAL MAP IN NOVEMBER MIDTERM ELECTIONS
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This dumb fuck WOULD think AI is smarter than people. Honestly shocked he doesn’t want to call it American Intelligence
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your reminder that Bezos is a gutless kowtowing piece of trash and still wound up as grist for the mill.
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Scout Tafoya @honorszombie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More adults have made youth sports their entire personality in the last 10 years than any child in history. Why don't you go break up a game of hide and seek while you're at it, you fuckin' losers.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*rummaging for bread under an overpass* at least my hypothetical 7-year-old will never stare down a knuckleball thrown by a trans girl
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My latest newsletter is a friendly bit of political advice for Democrats.
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Don't Surrender On Trans Rights
Many Democrats are running scared on trans issues. They shouldn't be.
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The guy is 100% made of worms
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is what you call range. Thanks for all the sparkle, Bob Mackie
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Taking the advice of @kenjennings.bsky.social and getting a paid membership to @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social today. The best kind of peer pressure!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in the immediate wake of 9/11, people talked about carpet bombing muslim countries with the same casualness as talking about a nominal tax hike.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In the year since Charlie Kirk’s killing, the federal government has, as promised, ramped up its targeting of leftist groups and individuals: Minneapolis anti-ICE activists have been raided and indicted. Orgs like PSL & CodePink subpoenaed. Hasan Piker is an existential threat.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sam Darnold out indefinitely mono meme, but confusingly it says ARNOLD VOICE / ITS NOT A FRACTURE
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 10/09/2026
Americans are struggling over every bill, every purchase, every paycheck. 94% say shit is too expensive. We can't go out to dinner or take a vacation.   That’s the maddening reality we face every day. Nothing common sense about that.
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok. It's almost game time. Posting the Phoebe pic for good luck! Let's go hawks! #Seahawks fans, where you at?
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To the youngs: HRC has always been a champagne party for rich white gays thst want to honor their favorite diva at a gala while masquerading as some effective organization.
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gas powered leaf blowers are what hell sounds like. Sorry for spoilers.
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Oi Cunt
ALT: Oi Cunt
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly, the audacity of saying this while trying to purge the country of Haitians based on a lie he knowingly told is demonic.
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🎯🎯🎯
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif comes up when you type your name?
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Hi Mike! Mike Wazowski Greeting
ALT: Hi Mike! Mike Wazowski Greeting
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/09/2026
JUST IN: Fox News abruptly announces it has "parted ways" with host Maria Bartiromo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
What To Know About Starbase, Louisiana theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sta…
Q: Why is Elon Musk so obsessed with space?

A: All of his kids live on Earth.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Shuler: This Labor Day, shit’s too expensive. That’s why these midterm elections matter. If we don’t right the ship in November, it gets that much harder to build an economy that works for all of us.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead. The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us. Let’s proceed accordingly.
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Anonymous @opdeatheaters.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trump envoy Paolo Zampolli, tied to Jeffrey Epstein and the Tate brothers, is accused of selling UN diplomatic immunity. #OpDeathEaters www.yacnews.com/immunity-for...
https://www.yacnews.com/immunity-for-sale-in-the-caribbean-and-trumps-epstein-linked-envoy-zampolli-in-the-middle-of-it/
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ten acts I’ve seen live: -Blondie (special appearance by Chubby Checker doing the twist with Debbie Harry) -Tina Turner -Prince -Dolly -Stevie Nicks -Joan Jett -Bette Midler -Brandi Carlile -Mavis Staples -George Michael
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The rich
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes it's the cruelty that grinds you down, and sometimes it's the embarrassment.
A MAP OF LAKE ONTARIO RENAMED 'LAKE IS-HE-DEAD-YET?'
ON BEHALF OF ALL DECENT AND
SANE PEOPLE, I HEREBY RENAME
LAKE ONTARIO, EFFECTIVE
IMMEDIATELY.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is who's trying to convince me to vote against making him pay a one-time 5% tax on billionaires
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Democrats have spent 3 days attacking a streamer btw
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BREAKING: ICE arrests jumped to nearly 50,000 in July, the highest monthly total of President Trump's second term.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/08/2026
if responding to racists with “fuck you, you should be excluded from polite society” means I do not support academic freedom then I guess I don’t support academic freedom
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey remember when the media and gop freaked out when bill clinton spoke to the attorney general for five seconds?
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck yeah. Clean house.
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M @mikeschmike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tremendous. May all American cities follow this example
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