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Mike Rantis

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 20h
the ghost of ditka gonna FUCK YOU UP
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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The White Sox are gonna go 13-0 this postseason.
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 15/07/2026
Finally it's my moment to shine
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Get fuckin lost, Minnesota. Kyler's gonna suck, too.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
well you're not and he's clueless
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Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@mattmcclure.bsky.social medal or no medal, still garbage sons.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Whoa, really? Fantastic work guys!
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season! Ah, shit.
A graphic showing that the Chicago White Sox have been eliminated from postseason contention.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/01/2026
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
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Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Packers reign of terror on this city ended tonight. Feel free to heckle any loser you see walking the streets in packer gear in Chicago moving forward - though Im sure they won’t be flaunting it nearly as much as they did.
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Per Jason Lieser, Bears QB Caleb Williams on the message he sent to the Packers this season: "We're here, and we're going to be a here for a while."
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
its too bad I watch these games hiding behind the couch because there was a moment in the first half when it was 21-3 where Jordan Love was yucking it up on the sidelines and I thought "I should grab that screenshot for later"
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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Someone yelled "Fuck Green Bay!" during the moment of silence for Bob Pulford and Glenn Hall. Much of the crowd couldn't help but laugh.
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A Cardiac Bears Comeback, Visualized 📈
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Fox 32: Of course, Fox 32 photographer Jeff Wierus had a great angle of the Caleb Williams to DJ game-winner.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
looks like matt lafleur was crying after the game but i'm told he busted out the Pervert Mustache trimmer and really got that thing pencil thin to make himself feel better
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
bear for life. no trade. do not trade.
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
My goodness
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The fact that DJ caught the game winner over Keisean Nixon, the same guy who did this earlier in the game 🤌
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
FUCK THE WORLD
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS. FUCK YOU, BITCHES.
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Just so we're clear, Davidson built a roster that without Bedard can play as well as absolutely possible, and a truly terrible Leafs team needs to try for all of eight minutes to beat it.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
too late assholes
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Cronin: From ESPN Research: This is the latest in a season that the Bears have held at least a share of the best record in the NFC since the end of the 2006 season. They had the NFC's best record that year (13-3) and went to the Super Bowl.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
best in the nfc
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
it's at the point where it feels like watching the bears was pointless until now
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Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I’m sitting this one out. Honestly, I think I’m just gonna take a break for a while.
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
beating the piss out of the red wings never gets old
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Bleacher Nation Bears @bn-bears.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The Bengals just scored 15 points in 49 seconds. This is unreal. They’ve got a lead.
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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
this is the kind of game that makes you never wanna watch football ever again
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
this is unacceptable production and i'm furious!
the bears are moving the ball and scoring like crazy but the local beat writers are dipshit pussies
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Bleacher Nation Bears @bn-bears.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Getting torched by a dude with unc status is a tough look for the Bears defense. Bengals 27, Bears 24. Sheesh.
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Can we go 5 fucking minutes without a penalty? #Bears
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
did anyone on commentary mention that Jayden Daniels shouldn't turn the ball over constantly or is that still funny and he's laughing about it
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
OH FUCK OFF
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
trying to imagine the national reaction if not jayden daniels threw a pick and was laughing about it on the sideline. apparently its good.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
commanders 71, bears -12 7,000 mentions of Jayden Daniels as the most special player that's ever lived go bears
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Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Every Bears TD will result in Remi getting peanut butter.
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CloudyFuture @cloudyfuture.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
#Bears #ChicagoBears
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Dave Melton @davemelton.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Slak was right
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Mage1 @mage1.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
From the rainy and short Saturday Morning Pawtrol. Have a nice weekend! 🐾🐾🌧😼🌧🐾🐾
A white and grayish cat walking on wet grass.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
whole lotta free speech happening tonight
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
As always, eat shit St. Louis.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
green bay is a dump for morons
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 01/04/2025
Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits
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Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Afraid of the wind, and the truth
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Seeing Musk continually posting about what a mess the SSA is reminded me to post this page from Tiffany Flick's affidavit in the AFL-CIO lawsuit against DOGE.
A page from a legal proceeding is depicted as black text on a white background
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