Reposted by Mike Rantishorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the ghost of ditka gonna FUCK YOU UP 2222
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What’s the worst mother fuck you ever put out there? 000
Reposted by Mike RantisMike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The White Sox are gonna go 13-0 this postseason. 0141
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dude, I thought you were in to rock climbing? Hit the boulder wall! 100
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know it’s just sports, but this sucks. Looks like my Sundays just opened up. 000
Reposted by Mike RantisDamion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 15/07/2026Finally it's my moment to shine 562987711
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It’s hush hush while they wait for the alien slug to be extracted from his asshole. Then they can return it to its home world. 000
Reposted by Mike RantisSam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Get fuckin lost, Minnesota. Kyler's gonna suck, too. 5151
Reposted by Mike Rantishorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026well you're not and he's clueless 1162
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026@mattmcclure.bsky.social medal or no medal, still garbage sons. 000
Reposted by Mike RantisPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Whoa, really? Fantastic work guys! 551609181
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Italy needed to exist so that I could learn there was a limit to how much pasta, pizza, and sandwiches I could endure in a week before growing tired of it all. 020
Reposted by Mike RantisChrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 19/01/2026With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season! Ah, shit. 15603107
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Question: How many hours of Packers fans having a meltdown have you consumed? Not a question: Fuck the Packers, and fuck their fans. Jordan Love is a system-ass stat bitch, and fuck ANYBODY who would defend him. Bears. 020
Reposted by Mike RantisThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/01/2026Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man 722702405
Reposted by Mike RantisOracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The Packers reign of terror on this city ended tonight. Feel free to heckle any loser you see walking the streets in packer gear in Chicago moving forward - though Im sure they won’t be flaunting it nearly as much as they did. 0294
Reposted by Mike RantisDa Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Per Jason Lieser, Bears QB Caleb Williams on the message he sent to the Packers this season: "We're here, and we're going to be a here for a while." 0894
Reposted by Mike Rantishorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026its too bad I watch these games hiding behind the couch because there was a moment in the first half when it was 21-3 where Jordan Love was yucking it up on the sidelines and I thought "I should grab that screenshot for later" 2835
Reposted by Mike RantisMark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Someone yelled "Fuck Green Bay!" during the moment of silence for Bob Pulford and Glenn Hall. Much of the crowd couldn't help but laugh. 2322
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Do you think Ozzy Trapillo might actually be a good left tackle? Or, do you think he’s just a big fat guy playing next to a future HoFer? 000
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026media.tenor.comKicker Football GIFALT: Kicker Football GIF 000
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026media.tenor.comtwo fighters are fighting in front of a sign that says flesh filledALT: two fighters are fighting in front of a sign that says flesh filled 000
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 24/12/2025How much pigs blood will it cost me to get Brock Purdy dragged to Hades during the game? 110
Reposted by Mike RantisDa Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 22/12/2025A Cardiac Bears Comeback, Visualized 📈 1309
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 23/12/2025You’re going to need a lot of pigs blood for the next Sunday night game! 010
Reposted by Mike RantisDa Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Fox 32: Of course, Fox 32 photographer Jeff Wierus had a great angle of the Caleb Williams to DJ game-winner. 512719
Reposted by Mike Rantishorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025looks like matt lafleur was crying after the game but i'm told he busted out the Pervert Mustache trimmer and really got that thing pencil thin to make himself feel better 3322
Mike Rantis @mikerantis.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Which part of your body would you get this tattooed? 010
Reposted by Mike Rantishorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025bear for life. no trade. do not trade. 516629
Reposted by Mike RantisDa Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 21/12/2025The fact that DJ caught the game winner over Keisean Nixon, the same guy who did this earlier in the game 🤌 416240
Reposted by Mike RantisSam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 21/12/2025FUCK THE WORLD 0255
Reposted by Mike RantisSam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 21/12/2025TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS. FUCK YOU, BITCHES. 0295
Reposted by Mike RantisSam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Just so we're clear, Davidson built a roster that without Bedard can play as well as absolutely possible, and a truly terrible Leafs team needs to try for all of eight minutes to beat it. 1113
