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Concept Illustrator & Graphic Designer / Comissions OPEN! / he/him / big fan of Morgan / linktr.ee/MikeUlmIllo / Make Me Make Merch

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22h
theonion.com/man-who-drin...
Business Insider: AI
Palantir CTO says some AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancerThe Onion in 2013: Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting
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Petite Echorizon🌻 @petiteechorizon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#octillerink2026 Day 12 - Eclipse #pokemon #fanart🎐
Illustration depicting the Pokémon Solgaleo and Lunala locked in a dance-like battle among the clouds. Lunala is partially obscuring Solgaleo, who’s charging a Solar Beam to retaliate.
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am in so much pain. Thank you to the wonderful city of Chicago and massive shout out to everyone who donated to St. Jude to get me here!
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Enjoy the sights and sites of Chicago! Congrats on fostering all the great charity with our kickass community
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Running the Chicago Marathon tomorrow for St. Jude Children’s Hospital! Thanks to our viewers I was able to raise $15,000 for the charity! I’m so proud to do this for a good cause.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026
just missing the mark by a slim 20 billion
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's nice to see a publication finally get into the fact that he uses his podcast to rehabilitate (and flat out deny the crimes of!) men who abuse women and children.
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They’re from the store Popkiller!
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404 Media @404media.co · 06/10/2026
Senator Bernie Sanders, Representative Ocasio-Cortez, and Senator Jeff Merkley introduced the Ban Flock Act on Friday, which would stop federal agencies from using automatic license plate readers.
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Lawmakers Introduce Multiple Laws to Curb Flock After 404 Media Coverage
Senator Bernie Sanders, Representative Ocasio-Cortez, and Senator Jeff Merkley introduced the Ban Flock Act on Friday, which would stop federal agencies from using automatic license plate readers.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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旳 @diesel2b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tarnished's comic. 想了想还是把这篇发了 大不了等人自己翻 #ELDENRING
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Season got me all the way pissed off
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Leuchyo @leu-cho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red eyes #Destiny2 #D2 #Destinyart #commission
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SOMEWHERE IN THE HEAVENS | A Marathon Fanzine @marathonzine26.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
>> CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHTS / 011 >> Introducing @nsclark.bsky.social and @mechanicalartery.bsky.social , two of our page artists!
A graphic displaying the work of two artists. The left side features, NSClark, a fan of sci-fi and comics & lifetime artist, with his featured art showing a grayscale illustration of a woman wearing a gas mask with a skull on it, & exposed underclothes of boldly rendered leather, along with various weapons adorning her kit. The right side features Rust, an artist fascinated by the blend of spec-bio and technology within the Marathon universe, with their featured art showing a humanoid robot glaring at the camera, their mouth dripping with bright orange blood, dripping from the body underneath them & splattered across the ground.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah
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Seth Redd Commissions open! [ALSO WISHLIST/BUY OUR GAMES!] @saredd99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Square cover art
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Orlando B ✍️ COMMS OPEN @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JADE RAZOR Personal commission for @blankla.bsky.social , featuring their Cyberpunk character Jade Razor. Thank you again for the opportunity to draw her! Comms open at vgen.co/Sarkastiklover #art #illustration #digitalart
Jade Razor, a japanese woman with short, black hair, a black leather jacket, a fishnet top and grey business pants lunges at you as her cybernetic claws come out of her fingers.
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fishmechs.bsky.social @fishmechs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
digital drawing of riku from kingdom hearts in his kingdom hearts 3 outfit. he is shown from the waist up standing in a side view but looking over his shoulder so his face is fully visible. he looks sad.  his hair and clothes are blowing back slightly . his arms are both down at his sides. a big blue wave curls up around him. yellow stars float around him. the background is white
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Arting
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Behind the Bastards did a great few episodes on him and I was like great good this guy is not chill in any sense of the word but when and where did the drugs come into play this heavily?
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harlequinade shadows @outsidershadows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hi, guys. I just need to take on 2–3 commissions in working to resolve the problem and finally catch my breath. Thanks for your help!
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN!
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think instead of lending a sympathetic ear to MAHA we should grind them into a paste that we feed to our nation's already stupidest barnyard animals
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A classic Internet Today Rogue’s Gallery hoodlum
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ida ✸ blueguy brainrot 💎✸ @tujiux.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our Lady of Perpetual Grief. 💧🎨
half body of Juno in a negative space dress. she’s wearing a necklace and a ribbon tied in her hair.
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bro done tore down my shingles
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Luke Baker @spacemacchiato.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
For whatever reason felt compelled to touch up my lumpy from-memory sentinel from marathon Gave them some of the other corp-styles too. #marathonthegame
My rendition of the new sentinel runner from marathon. They are very lumpy and covered in nonsensical equipment. Same drawing in the nucaloric color scheme (pink and white)Same drawing in the Tracy’s color scheme (grey, orange and green)Same drawing in black and white
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NORRIE @norrie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I really hope she goes goblin mode
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WizardoFrank🆖 RAFFLE UP, COMMS OPEN @wizardofrank.newgrounds.com · 10/09/2026
Ravenous #requests #metroid
The takeout minigame from Kirby and the Forgotten Lands, only Samus is there and she’s HUNGRY
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Samus is for all of us
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It’s Just G @itsjustgart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Metroid from hit game Metroid
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It’s Just G @itsjustgart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#swordtember #10 Crustacean
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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S ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏 ✦ KICKSTARTER!!! @sarenstone.com · 20/08/2026
What if Cheats was a swarmkeeper ranger in a fantasy setting? If you wanna find out with me, you can watch us goof around in DJ&D tonight as @jocat.net runs a brand new little side campaign for us! watch along ▶️ www.twitch.tv/causeimdanjo...
A flat colored sketch of a man in mothbitten adventurers gear and a fluffy hood. He's wearing a metal helm and has a bow slung over his back, and is covered in white moths.
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404 Media @404media.co · 07/09/2026
How does the U.S. government weaponize private data to surveil and kill abroad and at home? 404 Media is joining The Intercept for a LIVE discussion on this Thursday. Details below and join us here: join.theintercept.com/signup/Podca...
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The Intercept Briefing and 404 Media: A Live Podcast Event
Every week, The Intercept Briefing podcast covers the stories that the mainstream media can’t or won’t — from government spying to America’s forever wars. Join us for a special live taping featuring…
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@dennisgoris.bsky.social
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The right-wing organizing around the Lindsay Clancy trial is growing and it’s frightening. A lot of people overlook these culture wars revolving around women’s issues, because, well, they’re women’s issues. But the right doesn’t. It’s how they regained such a massive cultural foothold.
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404 Media @404media.co · 06/09/2026
(ICE) plans to buy at least a million dollars worth of robots from Boston Dynamics, the company that makes the dog-like SPOT robots, with the purpose of improving “officer safety." www.404media.co/ice-plans-to...
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ICE Plans to Spend Millions on Boston Dynamics Dog Robots
ICE wants the robot dogs to improve “officer safety.”
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever watched a media company suffer actual consequences for their shitty behavior?
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M I K E | Commissions Open @mikeisnotsane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pokémon Gen 3 in full color!
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 04/09/2026
not quite free, but now shipping for just $5 worldwide! come get your prints 💛
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