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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h

apple news sending me subliminal ccp propaganda

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 3h

every german man yearns to use his fax machine

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

during breakfast, the urge to watch something is present, but i don’t instinctually thumb over to the folder where youtube used to live. this is the first time today that i miss it. apparently, i’m not the only person who feels this way

a screaming man, captioned “i hereby sentence you to one meal without youtube”

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

airb&b hosts, like all “small business” owners, are both customers of and greater tyrants than the corporations they claim to challenge

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

the subtle eroticism of a massive spool of wire

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

on the “quiet car” rn and some geezer is playing ai slop tiktoks on his phone at max volume

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

as an experiment in de-brainrotting myself, i’ve deleted the youtube app from my phone. it was my last remaining tie to corporate social media. starting a thread to document the aftermath & my changes in behavior 🧵

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

seen at wrestling show: - goku durag - necklace made from sneakers - bedazzled gimp mask - pabst blue ribbon neck tattoo - delightful midwestern mom

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

went to baby’s first #riftbound event, went x-2. played some fun control mirrors and lost my last game to midrange. sabotage is a deeply irksome card 🥀

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

sat on a career panel the other night. one of the panelists told a long-winded story about quitting his job in nursing for a career in high finance. “the hours are miserable either way,” he half-joked. “at least now, i get paid what my time is worth” during q&a, a practicing nurse asked: “what […]

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

just found out about http event streams, this is exactly the thing i’d wanted websockets to be

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

how does one coach the finer points of footjob technique

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

saw a lady vigorously rubbing her face and thought she was having some kinda schizo moment, but it turns out she was just applying a skincare product

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

just dropped $80 on #riftbound staples, someone yap at me about the meta and sideboarding before i to to a local next week

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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I knew that everyone in Silicon Valley was in an effective altruism polycule together. I did not know it was based on Harry Potter fanfic

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

my bus driver is scrolling reels; we’re all gonna die

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

if the phrase “muggles” appears anywhere in your analysis, it is not serious analysis

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026

roommate watched half a semiotics lecture. it made her impressively mad

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

been on that allyship grind a long time so i’m going to mansplain a little buddhism as a treat

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

if clavicular were a slutty uk girl she’d be chavicular

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

radio dj playing a sped-up version of “party in the usa” over a synth beat that’s somehow more generic than the original

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

get in loser, we’re going to the bar for maybe 45 minutes then going home to watch tv

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

haven’t heard someone say “shall” in a hot minute

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

let he who is without zyn cast the first strongly worded email

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

reading lenin on my commute to doofenshmirtz evil incorporated, a subsidiary of milburn richard pennybags holdings

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

the opps are conspiring to disrupt my circadian rhythm

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

since there’s ongoing discourse about #DNS, here’s my contribution: deez nuts system

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

am i missing something, or is there no self-hostable, open-source service for selling files? given how lousy the closed-source options are, i’m amazed nobody’s worked on this #foss #opensource

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

RE: mastodon.social/@tech_himbo/1171284… i’m running out of html templates to tweak, soon i’ll have to actually post something

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026

“bro i’m wayyyy too high to remember this long-winded story about another time i was wayyyy too high” maybe don’t tell a long-winded story then. there are a dozen people here and none have gotten a word in edgewise

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