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@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
diagram of "U.S. Population Distribution by Age, 1970". above two modern graphs, there is a "Python graphic". it depicts a greyscale cartoon of a snake that looks like it swallowed very large prey recently and is marked with lines into sections denoting different population ranges, presumably with the length of the corresponding portion of snake proportional to the length of the age range and the area proportional to the number of people in that age range.
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
the "I bring a sort of x vibe to y that z don't really like" meme but it's in the context of its alienated authorship and says "I bring a sort of '        gun      ' Vibe to the system"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
me asf tbh
image from the guardian article entitled "Why does everything feel so joyless? Welcome to the age of decadence without pleasure". it depicts a cracked, aged painting of bosch-style naked figured within a flower and leaf reaching upward; the figures in the flower reach toward an iphone, which is surrounded by a red and gold mosaic-styled glow, and pierced through by the long beak of a grey bird-like creature standing on the leaf
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
#mycat be like
a black cat looking into a mirror where an identically-colored leopard stares back
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
bruh.
a screenshot of an e-mail footer. it says "No longer want to receive these emails?" followed by "Unsubscribe" in a color so similar to the green background that it is almost completely impossible to see
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
what is happening
horses underwater in an image. it says "G e t   u p   b o y" at the top and "C o m e    a n d   f i g h t   m e   l i k e   a   r e a l   m a n" at the bottom and then is screenshotted with a bunch of wild texas forcemasc tags
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
cc @beanclock
trade offer meme: "i receive: cassette tapes / you receive: CDs nutz"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
[underwater website, drugs] I have gotttt to get an invite to the #underwaterwebsite
screenshot from the underwater website: "| am mildly curious about the percentage of people who made blunt rotation jokes but at the same time have never actually done a blunt rotation and. Like you just sit there and don't do much talking other than safety tips about not doing stupid shit. I assure you that
it does not make a difference who you
smoke with compared to almost any other activity you do with other people."
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
LB:
star wars meme of darth vader in ep3 after being resuscitated into the darth vader suit on mustafar: "Where is my egirl"
second panel: darth sidious: "It seems in your anger, you asked her if she could name 5 death grips songs"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
@tomstafford
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
@4caddit americans be like
money spread where some guy fans three one-dollar bills over his forearm
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
[gun violence] 🖼
rubber band gun with a horse's head on a transparent background
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
[drugs] dream blunt rotation
a shoebill and sabrina carpenter, each labelled. for some reason their heights (both 152cm) are indicated.
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
[LLMs] 🖼
meme with screenshots from "TRON: Legacy".

first panel: CLU asks, "Am I still to create the perfect system?"

second panel: Flynn replies, "...nah, we just prompt LLMs now man. We're good."
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
[food] 🖼
meme: a picture of fish and chips served on crumpled newspaper. top text: "WHO REMEMBERS FISH & CHIPS"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
youtube thumbnail for a video titled "Never Give Up on your Bird who Secretly want Spinach". the thumbnail is a light brown dove with a single spinach leaf on its head
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2026
Horse Years to Human Years Chart (The Only Chart You Need)
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
"they don't know I'm ____" meme with the guy standing in the corner while people dance but it's a tiny sparrow in the corner and there's a home depot logo on the wall
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
a porcelain statue of a seahorse, captioned in green bold sans-serif text with white outlines: "Herend porcelain figurine depicting a seahorse. Sea Horse."
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026
meme in spanish about being zermelo-fraenkel set theory. it doesn't make any more sense with the full text
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026
type beat
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026
reddit screenshot in which user VenturesomeVoyager posts: "Do you think you could summon a Yu-Gi-Oh monster to just hang out w/"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2026
logging on like
incredibly blurry picture of a horse with springs instead of front and back pairs of legs
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
was curious about something. never mind I guess
white sans-serif text on black background: "Physically Not Possible"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
very cobbled-together image with a bunch of birds photoshopped onto a white background around the text (3 lines on different fonts): "birds" "IS TALKING" "/listen and learn/" above symbols indicating "no talking" and "listen quietly"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
black-on white sketch of a rearing horse on grass near a fence. a text bubble coming from the horse holds the text, in a sans-serif, handwritten font: "NOT ALL POSITIVE CHANGES WILL FEEL POSITIVE IN THE BEGINNING"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
screenshot of a tweet by @peacup (may🐾):

Name : not telling
Pronouns : not telling
Sexuality : not telling
Shoe size : not telling
Sign : not telling
Smokes : not telling
Piercings : not telling
Tattoos : not telling
Fav colour : not telling
Fav drink : not telling
Fav food : not telling
Fav animal : horse.
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2026
bluesky screenshot. DSM-5 Gum @burg.bsky.social posts a screenshot of the guy with the small glasses and braids from Hackers (1995) with a speech bubble pointed down framing a quoted post.

the quoted post (by little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social) says: "People used to phreak their phones now their phones phreak them"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/02/2026
[gun violence, drugs] my baking scale is really about that life. this image goes hard as hell
horizontal collage of four right triangles with different subjects, labelled: "Powders" (spices and spoons), "Jewelry" (pink gems), "Bean" (coffee beans in a glass cup), "Reloading" (bullets)
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2026
[drugs, underwater website] #underwatersite
screenshot from the underwater website:

benihana-circumcision (Yesterday): highly recommend hamster wheel job

symdog (Yesterday): maybe a decision to make beyond the jan-feb grey mind melting corridor (or maybe that's just me)

phaeton-flier (23h ago): Amphetamines
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2026
google suggestion screenshot:

"People also search for:
- Criminal economy
- Crime websites"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/01/2026
logging on like
two horses at a computer screen and keyboard. a green speech bubble with a thumbs-up icon and the text "Umazing!" issues from the screen
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
me every time I click a profile picture in the masto web interface and it shows me a bigger version of the profile picture
the "DEAD DOVE / Do Not ___EAT___!" meme where he opens the bag and then says "I don't know what I expected"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025
tweet by "calm man low IQ" @normal_now:

Prosecutor: You smoke good, correct? Me: yes.
P: fire?
Me: No -- reggie. Nothing above mids.
P: Can you explain this tweet then from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud" ?
M: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.
P: I see. 

self-reply:
Prosecutor: and it is your contention that mids actually get you more fucked up?
Me: thats correct your honor
P: at no point were you aware of what strain you were on-- whether it was sativa or indica dominant?
M: to the best of my recollection no sir. It was merely that concrete
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
blurry trailcam style photo of an opossum in a wizard hat. caption: "¡Feliz Jueves!"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
merry christmas jorts
tweet by "Natalie" @jbfan911:
"Having evil behavior urges. Won't act out because I'm extremely well adjusted and normal"

attached image: a brown foal w/ white stripe down its forehead, laying with its legs crossed facing the camera
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2025
meme: first panel is a screenshot of 256GB->512GB SSD being a $200 upgrade when buying a mac, caption "they feed us poison"

second panel: subscription prices for cloud storage, caption: "so we can buy their 'cure'"

third panel: a 1TB µSD card on a finger, caption: "while they suppress our real medicine"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2025
screenshot of a web page with a blurrily upscaled circle icon of a simple cartoon drawing of a cute dog's head holding a fish or something in its mouth, above a link whose text says "The Fables of Phaedrus"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
grindr chat screenshot. transcript (right-hand/yellow side messages first, continuing from previous cut-off message):

"What's your name btw?"

"Tom."

"Tom What?"

"Tom Ford"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 26/11/2025
old two-tone green/black book illustration of someone placing a battery atop logs in a fireplace. caption: "Burn old flashlight batteries in the fireplace now and then. The burning zinc may help prevent soot formation, and the metals and chemicals make colorful flames."
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/11/2025
😭​
"Maybe don't lick any migratory birds for a while."
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2025
@whitequark to me this is beautiful "plug X into Y" like the Free Universal Construction Kit
screenshot explaining the Free Universal Construction Kit, a 3D-printed set of construction toy parts that allow connecting multiple different construction systems like LEGO, KNex, Tinker-Toys, etc.
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2025
screenshot: horse emoji. Who would win camel or horse?
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2025
why do the beds at airbnbs stay skipping leg day
mouse line drawing of bed. everything is solidly rendered except the corner legs which have no thickness at all
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025
tweet screenshot. a quote tweet of ken10 (@mongebob) posting: "THEM WINGS FROM HOME DEPOT FUCKED MY STOMACH UP"

the quoting reply by Sav™ (@9021hoee): Girl you was eating would.
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
@eblu @bye
two-frame picture of yoda.

caption 1: Ohhh. Rich text .
caption 2: text not make one rich.
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2025
:sob_blood:​ #piracy
Update 4th October 2025

Qobuz started banning accounts that use Qobuz-DL effectively on October 1st 2025.
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2025
😳​
wikipedia screenshot: "• Venezuelan Spanish: /pensando en pajaritos preñados/ – thinking about pregnant birds."
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2025
"mental gymnastics" stick figure comic meme format.

top half, title "DNS denier mental gymnastics": a girl in leotard stands, walks across a mat, and raises her arms at the end. caption: "The network should route packets to public keys."

bottom half, title "DNS believer mental gymnastics": a figure swings off a bar, does a loop hanging from his feet, leaps to one ring and swings to another, lands on a pommel horse, then takes off with a jetpack and goggles over flames. captions:
- "set up a global database mapping names to IP addresses"
- "~sell~ rent entries in that DB, because it's now a scarce contended resource"
- "takes ages to update"
- "you can't tell if the computer you're talking to actually is the computer you want"
- "set up global cabal to certify which public key goes with which name"
- "everyone has that cabal sign a new public key every few days"
- "it still never fucking works"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2025
chat transcript with like german or sthg and a horse picture
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