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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13m

attractive women called juanita pork keep texting me

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 2h

waking up and realizing there's mastodon in my fridge

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 3h

[uspol] next time they blatantly line their own pockets and twist the spirit of the law into a gnarled caricature, americans should peacefully disassemble the supreme court building in order to preserve it for a future that might reassemble it in a museum of american history

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15h

so much tail wagging on this dancefloor #blessed

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

one of the magical things about the contemporary culture of computing is that the word "render" can mean literally whatever you want. it's rendering. gonna render some data now. it takes data as input and renders it to some other data. I'm writing a new renderer for data

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

[food] just learned there's such a thing as an italian beef chimicanga. #chicago4ever

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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

The desire to insert something you control into the dependency graphs of other human beings, at scale, is a fundamentally capitalist desire. Understand that when you see people doing it and you're deciding who to trust.

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

@kangaroo5383 imo no individual could responsibly direct the usage of billions of dollars. they wouldn't even have time to keep track of all the investments behind it, much less spend much of it carefully in the public interest. even delegating to a hierarchy of managers, perverse incentives for […]

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

it's been a long time since anybody replied the hiroo onoda image at me

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

at some point I'm going to hit the limits of his knowledge and I won't be able to ask #mycat to do my homework anymore. scientists are calling this the killdozer horizon

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

I'm going to invent a new form of posting. they'll call it drugposting but it's still straightedge. you just feel like you're on drugs when you read the posts. also I heard in eighth grade we're gonna have to write in cursive which has me really stressed rn

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

who else has to pay the jethro toll every time the jorts horse is heavy

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

"these are our timeless ways; they stand beyond questioning" - #mycat, when I asked him why he licks the cheese and then licks his chest

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

rarely is the question asked: is our jorts horsing?

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

many people ask "why are our programs like this?" and assume the problem is that they have composed the underlying primitives into the incorrect configuration. no, the problem is that the underlying primitives of the unix paradigm are the wrong ones

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

you can't write good software for a bad operating system. all mainstream operating systems (incl. Linux, BSDs, and Plan 9) are bad. Inferno was almost good.

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

I'm going to teach #mycat to work on HVAC systems so he can carry on my legacy if I die. I've never worked on HVAC in my life but I feel like it would be a nice legacy to have

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

fedijobs please can I be the person at the factory who puts the electrical infetterence in the snickers

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

*wedges one computer (OOM soft-lock, thank you Linux)* *gets up and walks to another computer* *within 30 keystrokes, wedges that computer (no idea how)* time to grab the phone and go for a hat trick

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

why did don't crash out thursday fall on a friday this week

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

lowkey feeling bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. is this bad

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

we live in a really dark cyberpunk novel. but who is the author? none of the usual suspects checks out...

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

u would not believe how ppl treat the restrooms on this instance

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

they have me on the night shift at jorts dort hots

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

as soon as we figure out wtf computers are we r shutting that shit tf down #praxis

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

mom says it's my turn to be smooth yoda

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

halloween costume idea: data center. you just walk around under a big grey cardboard box dragging around a portable gas generator, loudly pouring smoke out everywhere you go, and if you see somebody whose costume is a profession like a doctor or firefighter you make them change into normal […]

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

@kangaroo5383 I'll be around, would love to drop in and see the art & say hi!

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

want to know the URL you're going to before you click it? can't do that anymore. as we've been saying for decades, #fuckgoogle

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

I truly believe embedded hostile agents at mozilla are attempting to kill #firefox completely

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

what the fuck is wrong with the person who made everything in #firefox a rounded rectangle. do we know who it is

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

@ceej.online what's funny is when birds eat breadsticks they have to chase them down a few steps away after every good bite

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/03/2025

breadstick is kind of the ideal thing to eat if you like to watch food get closer to you

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

[for twelve years you have been asking] who is jim penis

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

> We even have one experienced GNOME developer who is obviously using AI to write all of his posts on GitLab. I am unsure whether he is copy/pasting all of his responses from an AI, or whether he is just a bot now. I especially do not understand the value of this. currently taking bets on […]

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