Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm about to write some Control Resonant fan fic about Dylan so filthy that Remedy sends a cease and desist to my home 121
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Had a dream that Dorka Juhász was exposed as a vampire and FIBA ruled it was fine as long as she didn't bite anyone during a game 020
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Guy at this concert next to me has an Eminem forearm tattoo and a joker hand tattoo. Probably fine 110
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If Australia had won the world cup... things would have been different 010
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Caught myself almost installing apps and thirst posting for male validation 🥴 000
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Its so important to me that Sailor Moon is a gamer but also a loser 120
Reposted by Simontinybaby @tiny.baby · 21/07/2026lol to this detail from this horrible story www.divestspd.com/p/seattle-co... 4588
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Mad because I went to karaoke that was not even that crowded and left after 2 hours without getting called up despite other people doing multiple songs 😓 100
Reposted by SimonJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Amidst the Balogun story people are missing the funniest story of the World Cup. England’s Jordan Henderson played zero minutes against Mexico, got a yellow card, tripped while celebrating England's win and broke his arm. 1527135
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026can't wait to clock out of my real job and clock into my fake video game job in the mining rig deep 7,000 meters under the russian soil where I can blast 100 cigs 110
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Dreamed I entered the backrooms but just rocked a quick piss in there and dipped 000
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Thinking about the really tall cashier I interacted with earlier 110
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026anyone want to hoe out at the ren faire with me next weeked 000
Reposted by Simon🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month! 257342842
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Dipping dots really are the ice cream of the future. We have been blind. 000
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Why does every WNBA player have the must fuck ass dog possible 200
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Crazy moves by the grocery store clerk today, came around in the lane to adjust someone's arrangement on the belt. Also did not use the conveyor belt until everything was absolutely out of reach. I need to know this clerks reasoning 010
Reposted by Simonartemis, scary boss of stop caring @stopcar.ing · 07/05/2026Good morning let’s get this bread 041
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Bowling league crush asked me for my number, then told me he's leaving soon to go teach in Austriamedia.tenor.coma pile of dirt on a white surface with a lot of small dots on it .ALT: a pile of dirt on a white surface with a lot of small dots on it . 110
Reposted by Simonbea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 03/03/2026i can still become the person i wish to be even though it feels impossible 010224
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026They played the real human being song at drawing class tonight 110
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Do you think it would feel good or bad to be sealed in a crystal? I think bad 110
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Men in LA are claiming they can "work my nips" (NOT FAKE) 101
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026One day into my week long trip to California and I have seen things. Perverse things . 000
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Vin appeared to me in a dream and demanded I watch his franchise and I drank 8 beers while doing so 010
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I am renouncing my homosexual lifestyle and pursuing Li Yeuru's hand in marriage 000
Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Made eyes at two seemingly gay guys with fucked up hair cuts who kinda made eyes back. Can't tell if we were flirting or sharing a moment of fucked up hair cut solidarity 020
