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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when I found the whiteboard with punishment ideas for Dylan and one of them was "Loud Room" I almost threw my controller in rage. How dare he do that to my precious autistic boy
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
striker
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thought this was a hoverboard for a sec
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
🐢
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry Mom
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm about to write some Control Resonant fan fic about Dylan so filthy that Remedy sends a cease and desist to my home
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Will you be playing Control Resonant?
stock image of a woman holding a microphone to camera
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I strongly recommend against this I think AW1 is a real slog
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vanderbilt looking strong once again
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting back into women's NCAA bowling
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
not me
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dell 720 omniplex
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had a dream that Dorka Juhász was exposed as a vampire and FIBA ruled it was fine as long as she didn't bite anyone during a game
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Guy at this concert next to me has an Eminem forearm tattoo and a joker hand tattoo. Probably fine
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Free her
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 4.
On-screen text reads: "prey. My"
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I swear to god I thought is that Sims watching that game but then thought no way
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Original artist is @juliancallos.bsky.social ! Didn't realize they were on here
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Baker/Wong pain scale where the faces have been replaced with Looney Tunes characters
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah brother I could use one of those HH
Photo of a beer tap list focused on one titled "Drift wood Fat Tug IPA"
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He freaky af for this one
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm being gangstalked by tuxedo mask
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If Australia had won the world cup... things would have been different
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I can try and work on my accent
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Photo of a white cat in a grass field glowing, text above it reads "I don't need male validation to be radiant. I don't need a club sandwich to enjoy my weekend. Once in a while, probably fine as a treat tho"
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Caught myself almost installing apps and thirst posting for male validation 🥴
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
is this true
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just ignore it
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me with WNBA discourse right now
Paige Bueckers closing her eyes with the text "he tryna ignore it" followed by 35 crying emojis
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love when they give the bus dogs treats and some of the dogs get special treats for dietary restrictions
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
She just like me fr
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Its so important to me that Sailor Moon is a gamer but also a loser
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Especially if you've been drinking
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Friends :)
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
People live here?
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
NYC is crazy
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21/07/2026
lol to this detail from this horrible story www.divestspd.com/p/seattle-co...
He continued ranting, claiming to be “one of the elite heroes of downtown Seattle.” Williams-Booth told the arresting deputy, “You have no idea how many people at gunpoint I’ve killed… people that have confronted…how many people have shot at me.”

According to SPD records, Williams-Booth has never fired his weapon on duty or been fired upon.
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
And in a way, she is
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mad because I went to karaoke that was not even that crowded and left after 2 hours without getting called up despite other people doing multiple songs 😓
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
they were doing NFTs back in the day too what a loser
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
she needs to post "I hate my white fans"
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rickea Jackson
A picture of a giant black black Schnauzer on the foreground and two golden doodle pups in the background
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Current status in Zero Parades:
Photo of a man wearing a shirt that says "I would like 2 purchase a used firearm for as cheap as possible!!!" above "Xanax alprazolam tablets"
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Amidst the Balogun story people are missing the funniest story of the World Cup. England’s Jordan Henderson played zero minutes against Mexico, got a yellow card, tripped while celebrating England's win and broke his arm.
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Cig time
screenshot from the game MOLE depicting someone taking a cig out of the pack in first person perspectivescreenshot from the game MOLE showing a lit cig in first person with a desk in the background
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
can't wait to clock out of my real job and clock into my fake video game job in the mining rig deep 7,000 meters under the russian soil where I can blast 100 cigs
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dreamed I entered the backrooms but just rocked a quick piss in there and dipped
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What if they folded me in half like a sandwich and then dunked me like a basketball
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Simon @migrantson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thinking about the really tall cashier I interacted with earlier
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