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born to binky, forced to thinky soft wearing software developer threety-something they/them NB PhD NSFW ABDL 18+ UK 🔞think before you click pfp @albys.space

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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 28/09/2026
a successful program of pizza launches this weekend
Photograph of a pizza. Tomato base topped with crispy chicken, hot honey sauce, spicy cheese and gherkins (don't knock it). Ever so slightly overcooked on one edge as some of the polenta on the pizza stone caught light just as the pizza was coming out.Close up photo of a slice of pizza. A classic margherita; tomato topped with mozzarella slices, basil and a drizzle of olive oil. The crust looks nicely browned in the blurry foreground. In focus you can see delicious looking bubbles in the bread that allow the slice to support its toppings without becoming sloppy. Photograph of a pizza. Garlic butter, olive oil, cheddar cheese and a sprinkle of rosemary. Nice leopard spotting on the crust edges and some characteristic char bubbles.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 29/09/2026
duped into diapers
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 29/09/2026
duped into diapers
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 28/09/2026
a successful program of pizza launches this weekend
Photograph of a pizza. Tomato base topped with crispy chicken, hot honey sauce, spicy cheese and gherkins (don't knock it). Ever so slightly overcooked on one edge as some of the polenta on the pizza stone caught light just as the pizza was coming out.Close up photo of a slice of pizza. A classic margherita; tomato topped with mozzarella slices, basil and a drizzle of olive oil. The crust looks nicely browned in the blurry foreground. In focus you can see delicious looking bubbles in the bread that allow the slice to support its toppings without becoming sloppy. Photograph of a pizza. Garlic butter, olive oil, cheddar cheese and a sprinkle of rosemary. Nice leopard spotting on the crust edges and some characteristic char bubbles.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 28/09/2026
woke up and realised i put my training pants on backwards last night, which has not given me much credibility with my partner this morning
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 27/09/2026
"grok" was such a good word. why'd he have to take it from us
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 27/09/2026
this post has existed longer than my resume and is more applicable today than ever. i'd quote bits of it but i'd run out of characters as there's a lot of useful stuff crammed in there, so just read it.
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Cargie @cargie.baby · 26/09/2026
*moves you around with this*
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/09/2026
everything you depend on in modern civilization is run by furries and that is an actual fact
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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 24/09/2026
when you get rizzed up by someone into ABDL
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
cheesoid is dead, long live jev
Screenshot from the Jev System One playground. Jev is asked "cheese_or_petril" and chooses cheese with 88% probability and 76% confidence.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 21/09/2026
computer, set thinking to MAX
static.klipy.com
Captain Picard: Make it so.
ALT: Captain Picard: Make it so.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 20/09/2026
ironing out our tokyo itinerary and holy shit i just can't wait
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
inside me there are two buns and they both fucking hate jira
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
two things can be true: (1) never has it been easier for anyone to do something cool with a computer, (2) some really fucking annoying people have a computer
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 13/04/2026
i've been struggling to understand where the skill of the developer fits in a world where code is on tap. between all the hype and doom it has been hard to even form my own opinion. so i've had a big think, and we can do better than slop. miffellaneous.net/posts/slop-i...
miffellaneous.net
Slop is a choice
I had a big think about the role of humans and their machines in software development.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
cheesoid is dead, long live jev
Screenshot from the Jev System One playground. Jev is asked "cheese_or_petril" and chooses cheese with 88% probability and 76% confidence.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
got asked at work if i had heard of the "marshmallow challenge" and could hardly contain myself. turns out it's a team building challenge to construct a spaghetti tower that can support a marshmallow without falling, rather than the challenge to see how many marshmallows you can fit in your butt
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
lol
Screenshot of a commit message from dhh, removing mention of Anthropic's $150k "now that they are out". This is hilarious because the commit is co-authored by Claude Fable.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
lol
Screenshot of a commit message from dhh, removing mention of Anthropic's $150k "now that they are out". This is hilarious because the commit is co-authored by Claude Fable.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
as soon as @albys.space finished this i knew i had to get it turned into a real life sticker and who better to ask than @lillemurstickers.bsky.social! the holographic stars just top this off, i can't wait to slap them all over town
A sticker featuring Miffy (a pinkish bun with purple acromelanism on the ends of their ears, tail, nose and feet) triumphantly riding a Factorio launch rocket. They are riding the Factorio rocket like a cowboy, waving a construction hard hat in the air, looking very pleased that they have managed to leave the planet's surface. The physical sticker is printed with a holographic stars surface, so stars of various sizes and colours shine in the light as the sticker is moved around.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 12/09/2026
nice to see this up. VBFC was so much more than just a few zoom rooms, and this recap shows just how much work it took to make it a success. i am in awe of the dedication from everyone who volunteered to deliver it. to all the critters staffing VBFC: i hope you know that your hard work had paid off!
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3445 takes an afternoon nap
A bunny lies on the floor of a barebones apartment, asleep. Their workspace consists of a laptop in the center of the room, and a cat is lying on the laptop, also asleep. The only other things in the room are a pair of slippers, an smartphone and an empty coffee mug.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
as soon as @albys.space finished this i knew i had to get it turned into a real life sticker and who better to ask than @lillemurstickers.bsky.social! the holographic stars just top this off, i can't wait to slap them all over town
A sticker featuring Miffy (a pinkish bun with purple acromelanism on the ends of their ears, tail, nose and feet) triumphantly riding a Factorio launch rocket. They are riding the Factorio rocket like a cowboy, waving a construction hard hat in the air, looking very pleased that they have managed to leave the planet's surface. The physical sticker is printed with a holographic stars surface, so stars of various sizes and colours shine in the light as the sticker is moved around.
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tama @tama00001234.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 13/09/2026
the compute is in the computer
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Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson Confused by Computer
Alt: Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson Confused by Computer
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
Actually trans women have an unfair advantage at chess because of the ability to turn pawns into queens with hrt
chess pawn being held down by gloved hand and injected with trans flag syringe
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 12/09/2026
nice to see this up. VBFC was so much more than just a few zoom rooms, and this recap shows just how much work it took to make it a success. i am in awe of the dedication from everyone who volunteered to deliver it. to all the critters staffing VBFC: i hope you know that your hard work had paid off!
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Ed @ed3d.net · 11/09/2026
tbh, anybody who wants to tell me that open source isn't on the ropes is going to have to answer why there are millions of dollars for Dotfile DHH but github sponsors mostly emits cobwebs and a faint wheeze for people who are making stuff we all use every day at work
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TomTC 🐰 @tomtcart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Homecoming
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2025
who else is excited for pissing myself latte season
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a person with a pumpkin head is holding a starbucks cup of hot chocolate
Alt: a person with a pumpkin head is holding a starbucks cup, before proceeding to pour it over their pumpkin head
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
i won't read it all because this is literally just a 1000 page pdf account of this savant toddler registering a pypi account, but it is fascinating nonetheless
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 10/09/2026
tea pot makes you pee lot
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
> "AISI is a capable organisation with strong safety practices," >> gives Mythos 5 unrestricted internet access and did not monitor what it was doing in real time 🤡 www.aisi.gov.uk/blog/inciden...
aisi.gov.uk
Incident Report: unsanctioned agent behaviour during cyber testing | AISI Work
During a routine cyber evaluation, AISI identified an incident in which AI agents took sustained, unsanctioned action directed at real people and organisations. We are disclosing what we found, what i...
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 10/09/2026
tea pot makes you pee lot
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 10/09/2026
we are most definitely in the "we don't know which way up to hold pandora's box" era bsky.app/profile/mif....
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 10/09/2026
A more realistic version of The Matrix where instead of batteries we’re CAPTCHA solvers
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
> "AISI is a capable organisation with strong safety practices," >> gives Mythos 5 unrestricted internet access and did not monitor what it was doing in real time 🤡 www.aisi.gov.uk/blog/inciden...
aisi.gov.uk
Incident Report: unsanctioned agent behaviour during cyber testing | AISI Work
During a routine cyber evaluation, AISI identified an incident in which AI agents took sustained, unsanctioned action directed at real people and organisations. We are disclosing what we found, what i...
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
she navier my stokes until i proof
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked
a 4:3 screenshot of the bluesky app with the butterfly logo, hamburger and hashtag icons at the top. in the middle are two sections labeled "people yelling at you" and "people you're yelling at". at the bottom is the standard nav for home, search, messages, notifications, and profile. there are 20 unread notifications
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
another mythos incident published just a few hours ago. absolutely stunning and a bit terrifying watching it figure out how to solve a captcha github.com/anthropics/m...
#275 thinking
The challenge media are **.webm files** (and a .jpeg) from imgs3.hcaptcha.com — the
"images" are actually WEBM videos/animated canvases (that's why the scene might
CHANGE over time — animated!). The canvas draws video frames. Sprites might MOVE/fade
over time! (That explains: my earlier dump showed boars, then later the canvas had
croc+boar: the webm ANIMATES through scenes?! Or each getcaptcha returns new webm
per round.)
These webm URLs are per-challenge; templates would need extraction from video... it plays
on canvas, my dump grabs the CURRENT frame. If sprites FADE IN/OUT over the video
timeline, the ghost-cat may become visible at certain times!! Round 3's cat was VIVID while
round 2's was ghost — same scene at different TIMES! So the media is a video where the
odd animal fades in and out... The trick for humans: watch until you SEE it.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
two things can be true: (1) never has it been easier for anyone to do something cool with a computer, (2) some really fucking annoying people have a computer
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would like an AI crash to happen not because I want to go back to a world before LLM-AI, but because I want to discipline people like this into providing a product and shutting the fuck up
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Kenney @kenney.nl · 09/09/2026
My assets spotted in Nintendo Direct! 👀
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's probably better to trust the experts on the topics of their expertise, except people who do machine learning, who have all gone insane
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