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Miffy 🐇💾

@mif.fyi
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born to binky, forced to thinky soft wearing software developer threety-something they/them NB PhD NSFW ABDL 18+ UK 🔞think before you click pfp @albys.space

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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 13h
shut up and take my money dot webm
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 13h
they'll never know your pissition or heading
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 13h
superb reply
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 28/09/2026
a successful program of pizza launches this weekend
Photograph of a pizza. Tomato base topped with crispy chicken, hot honey sauce, spicy cheese and gherkins (don't knock it). Ever so slightly overcooked on one edge as some of the polenta on the pizza stone caught light just as the pizza was coming out.Close up photo of a slice of pizza. A classic margherita; tomato topped with mozzarella slices, basil and a drizzle of olive oil. The crust looks nicely browned in the blurry foreground. In focus you can see delicious looking bubbles in the bread that allow the slice to support its toppings without becoming sloppy. Photograph of a pizza. Garlic butter, olive oil, cheddar cheese and a sprinkle of rosemary. Nice leopard spotting on the crust edges and some characteristic char bubbles.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 29/09/2026
duped into diapers
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There have been two occasions in my career where I had to go to war with teammates against mistaken understandings of probability. In both cases, it was because people expected large numbers of d6s to occasionally result in maximum damage. But the curves for 3d6 and 15d6 (e.g.) look like this:
Two curves showing the distribution of results across 3d6 and 15d6.  At the extreme ends of the first, 3 and 18 are both 0.46% likely.  On the second curve, the extremes are 15 and 90 damage, but the probability drops below 0.00% below 29 and above 76.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 29/09/2026
i'm sad i ate it all now
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 28/09/2026
the new search makes me want to bash my head on the desk
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 28/09/2026
had to wear them this way around for brunch and did not feel self conscious in any way at all
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 28/09/2026
a successful program of pizza launches this weekend
Photograph of a pizza. Tomato base topped with crispy chicken, hot honey sauce, spicy cheese and gherkins (don't knock it). Ever so slightly overcooked on one edge as some of the polenta on the pizza stone caught light just as the pizza was coming out.Close up photo of a slice of pizza. A classic margherita; tomato topped with mozzarella slices, basil and a drizzle of olive oil. The crust looks nicely browned in the blurry foreground. In focus you can see delicious looking bubbles in the bread that allow the slice to support its toppings without becoming sloppy. Photograph of a pizza. Garlic butter, olive oil, cheddar cheese and a sprinkle of rosemary. Nice leopard spotting on the crust edges and some characteristic char bubbles.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 28/09/2026
woke up and realised i put my training pants on backwards last night, which has not given me much credibility with my partner this morning
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 27/09/2026
"grok" was such a good word. why'd he have to take it from us
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 27/09/2026
reading this post again is rather timely for me, as my role has begun to pivot from "i make bar charts go up" to "my team makes bar charts go up" (or rather: "I'm privileged to lead my team into making bar charts go up")
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 27/09/2026
this post has existed longer than my resume and is more applicable today than ever. i'd quote bits of it but i'd run out of characters as there's a lot of useful stuff crammed in there, so just read it.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 27/09/2026
is that the sound of another can of monster being opened
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Cargie (Spooky Version) @cargie.baby · 26/09/2026
*moves you around with this*
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 26/09/2026
damn, i've long depleted mine
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/09/2026
everything you depend on in modern civilization is run by furries and that is an actual fact
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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 24/09/2026
when you get rizzed up by someone into ABDL
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 24/09/2026
an opportunity to practice kintsugi
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 24/09/2026
don't forget to wash those hands 🔥
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
cheesoid is dead, long live jev
Screenshot from the Jev System One playground. Jev is asked "cheese_or_petril" and chooses cheese with 88% probability and 76% confidence.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 21/09/2026
computer, set thinking to MAX
static.klipy.com
Captain Picard: Make it so.
ALT: Captain Picard: Make it so.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 21/09/2026
"if i write enough words maybe some of them will get to the c-suite"
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 21/09/2026
god that model loves to talk
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 20/09/2026
ironing out our tokyo itinerary and holy shit i just can't wait
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
inside me there are two buns and they both fucking hate jira
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 09/09/2026
two things can be true: (1) never has it been easier for anyone to do something cool with a computer, (2) some really fucking annoying people have a computer
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 20/09/2026
I'm able to do things to a high standard in less time, but yet still I spend a lot of my time dealing with the ramifications of people using these tools poorly. I similarly worry about the people in our org who just defer their thinking to the machine. Software as a field is just in disarray rn.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 13/04/2026
i've been struggling to understand where the skill of the developer fits in a world where code is on tap. between all the hype and doom it has been hard to even form my own opinion. so i've had a big think, and we can do better than slop. miffellaneous.net/posts/slop-i...
miffellaneous.net
Slop is a choice
I had a big think about the role of humans and their machines in software development.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
for the uncultured www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPeC...
youtube.com
Mitchell and Webb — Cheesoid
YouTube video by British Comedy Archive
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
cheesoid is dead, long live jev
Screenshot from the Jev System One playground. Jev is asked "cheese_or_petril" and chooses cheese with 88% probability and 76% confidence.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
circa 2000s Pioneer stereo
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
got asked at work if i had heard of the "marshmallow challenge" and could hardly contain myself. turns out it's a team building challenge to construct a spaghetti tower that can support a marshmallow without falling, rather than the challenge to see how many marshmallows you can fit in your butt
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
lol
Screenshot of a commit message from dhh, removing mention of Anthropic's $150k "now that they are out". This is hilarious because the commit is co-authored by Claude Fable.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
also using Fable for this task, second lol
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 19/09/2026
lol
Screenshot of a commit message from dhh, removing mention of Anthropic's $150k "now that they are out". This is hilarious because the commit is co-authored by Claude Fable.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
as soon as @albys.space finished this i knew i had to get it turned into a real life sticker and who better to ask than @lillemurstickers.bsky.social! the holographic stars just top this off, i can't wait to slap them all over town
A sticker featuring Miffy (a pinkish bun with purple acromelanism on the ends of their ears, tail, nose and feet) triumphantly riding a Factorio launch rocket. They are riding the Factorio rocket like a cowboy, waving a construction hard hat in the air, looking very pleased that they have managed to leave the planet's surface. The physical sticker is printed with a holographic stars surface, so stars of various sizes and colours shine in the light as the sticker is moved around.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 12/09/2026
nice to see this up. VBFC was so much more than just a few zoom rooms, and this recap shows just how much work it took to make it a success. i am in awe of the dedication from everyone who volunteered to deliver it. to all the critters staffing VBFC: i hope you know that your hard work had paid off!
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3445 takes an afternoon nap
A bunny lies on the floor of a barebones apartment, asleep. Their workspace consists of a laptop in the center of the room, and a cat is lying on the laptop, also asleep. The only other things in the room are a pair of slippers, an smartphone and an empty coffee mug.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
I'd like to get a bit more rural on a future trip but I want to put some legwork in on my Japanese first
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mr. Meeseeks: Roped Into This Blame Game
ALT: Mr. Meeseeks: Roped Into This Blame Game
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
that keyboard tho
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
I've just resigned myself to taking better pictures this time instead. My simple "I want to take a camera" has snowballed into a kit bag armed with three lenses... What's on your itinerary? We're just going to wander Tokyo and do a few days trips rather than all the rushing around of our first time.
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
i should have uploaded a lil video as the photo doesn't do it enough justice
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Miffy 🐇💾 @mif.fyi · 17/09/2026
as soon as @albys.space finished this i knew i had to get it turned into a real life sticker and who better to ask than @lillemurstickers.bsky.social! the holographic stars just top this off, i can't wait to slap them all over town
A sticker featuring Miffy (a pinkish bun with purple acromelanism on the ends of their ears, tail, nose and feet) triumphantly riding a Factorio launch rocket. They are riding the Factorio rocket like a cowboy, waving a construction hard hat in the air, looking very pleased that they have managed to leave the planet's surface. The physical sticker is printed with a holographic stars surface, so stars of various sizes and colours shine in the light as the sticker is moved around.
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