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Empress Chandra

@midwestempress.bsky.social
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I write my thoughts, jokes, songs, poetry. I love you and you will probably make me cry.

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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
A lovely woman told me I was thicker than a Snicker today. I said I'll take that as a compliment. You better.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Put me on your long list I don't care if we kiss You've got me so convinced I'm on your hook You could be a catfish I'm just making one wish Tell me that you exist More than a story in a book Will you tell me who you are Will I ever learn my lesson Will this go very far Will you make a confession
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I don't want to waste my thoughts On pitiful creatures like you Let's call it all what it was But I'm afraid you like being used In fact like an insect I crush under shoes you would die to see me in Your attempt to sting me just powered me up and now I'm glistening Sometimes the cuter bitch wins
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I heard women can be drag queens now. That's basically been my whole makeup and fashion taste my whole life anyway and I liiiiiive for a good lipsync.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What if I just never left Make you feel more Make me feel less What if you started talking Told me all your pain Drown myself in all your sorrow Swim down every vein I'm not supposed to like you You already don't care Shatter the crystal delicately formed around your name Life's not fair
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
ChatGPT therapy and taco bell and I'll be okay.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Fall in love with my subjects Just ask for loyalty Draw your sword, swear an oath Get down on your knees I don't ask for gifts or money I don't need a sacrifice Just tell me that I am stunning Every moment of my life I don't need a crown To rule my domain They line up to worship I just say my name
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Cried all my mascara off Numb to speech, just breathe and cough Drinking content from a trough April twenty-two You hate all the words I say I like you less day by day Enough practice, time to play Witch hunt - on your brooms
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Snap out of it This is getting real The words that churn your stomach The tingles that you feel The hunger is increasing With every heated pass What climax will this come to Nobody dare ask I met you first in dreams You know your only flaw One touch of my body Campaign of shock and awe
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I prophesied this very day Told you of my nightmare When you'd go silent and away Ignored my screams of I'm scared Felt like my world was ending Changed my life for us Tired of pretending It wasn't about trust So live your plastic life Picture perfect frames When you get bored I won't be to blame
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Can't stop delight What's wrong, what's right The sparkling lights gone out from my eyes Replaced by dead weight From the burden of my lies Look in the mirror Reflections of blue skies I'm ready to fight No exceptions for good guys
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I got bangs again. Compliments welcome.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Never felt this way No direction in my day Hoping someone comes to visit virtually and stays Waking up to a mess So much left to confess I beg for attention but he's giving me distress I've never wanted anything As bad as I want this I don't have that much left But throw it away for a kiss
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I'd never wish ill But I can't with this timing Swallow this bitter pill Get to I'm fining You'd given me hope Now I fear it won't last Still clinging to your rope But you're cutting it fast I don't want advice I want you selfishly I always play nice Don't go punishing me
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Woke up in elation Staring at your skin Mood shift to devastation As I take the news in But I'm still on fire When I say your name Nothing but desire Want you just the same This time let's get what we need I'll even take the blame Call me what I am Go ahead and shame
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Tariff me apart, boy.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/04/2025
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It's not even 7 am I'm looking at your body Woke up and dove back in And all my thoughts are naughty Distraction obsession Want to be your possession You've raised my standards And now I only want you Self realization You're my mental vacation But let's make some dreams come true
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Every time you make me cry I write it on a list I don't use a pen It doesn't really exist They're tattooed on my brain in teal and orange and I am permanently changed We're even now Both broken vows There's only shards to save
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
When I was a kid, saying you had been to Canada wasn't even saying you had left the country. They were our next-door neighbors. Now I'll be telling my son of my great adventures in the forbidden zone-Toronto. What is happening?
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
My friend and I decided yesterday America is radicalizing citizens more and more every minute. If I have to get out of my comfy bed to protest, it's over for these losers.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Errbody in the club considering living outside of the U.S.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I've been taught to keep it in But still I sob and cry All of their conditioning I haven't learned to lie But pretending I can do I can act like life is fine Pretend my dreams came true Act like you're all mine For a moment Let's pretend Crawl on up the vine
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It's in the stars It's in my chart It's in my fantasies Someone to awaken me Doesn't believe in astrology Or anything Except the power of my charm I still have something left Promising to do no harm Maybe he knows best
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I love playing games But this one is risky Just hearing my name Simply uplifts me Talk about bad I deserve to be scorned Need to be had Like life needs to be born
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
America is collapsing at an alarming rate. Time to do things on my fuck it list. You've pieced it together.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
THERAPIST: Pick your battles ME: I PICK THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Thoughts covered in pixie dust Twinkling eyes see peace Always been that way for us Thought i was at ease Are we only built of lust Nothing stable here If you don't know that you can trust It's far worse than I feared I'll fix you with every plus You add to total years
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I have re-emerged Like a Phoenix Just needed a burning Didn't see it coming at me But now I'm glad the wheel's turning We throw words around Like it matters more than action Like complacency outweighs satisfaction Finally tired of my old ways It's too late I think I gave you in and outs I wink
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
As life becomes more chaotic, I imagine all games will become increasingly more cozy. Guns will shoot bubbles soon.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My coping mechanism is awesomeness.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Live and die by the pyramid
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Drinking on a Wednesday by yourself when you don't have a job is just self-care.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
As someone from Toledo, I found a continuity error in AP Bio. Who do I get my cookie from?
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Now I'm wide awake Awaiting you to stir I didn't see your face But I dreamt of your words I was in a house of horrors And my phone was my rush I've given you such tender things And asked you not to crush
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Day five. Somehow I survived. Counting down the minutes Until you're back within it My life, my inbox, this gaping hole Giving up everything Put fate in control. For the rest of our days Not to separate For another five days.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Drown me in your presence Give me more of you Satisfy my cravings I'm learning patience too All I need are moments Gifting me your time I don't want to be owned But if you say all mine I'd lose my sensibilities And commit like a crime
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Looking at job postings is like...must have a bachelor's degree and four years experience in this field to make less than I make now.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
hey, you got this * * anxiety, depression, night terrors, insomnia, a never-ending sense of dread
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Day four Radio silent Like I'm on ignore I talk and talk But I can't take much more Another dead end Closed door Treading on me Like your shoes on the floor And my heart can't survive Anything past day five
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 22/03/2025
the ADHD ability to go from “i’m a genius” to “what if i never amount to anything???” in under 3 seconds
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My posts lose a lot of their potency if you are not reading them in the original Sanskrit.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Day three. Couldn't find a moment free. Should I take it as a sign You're doing fine Not thinking about me You know I'm alone But you're torturing Try to wait for an excuse It's crashing quickly Do I ignore the disrespect And beg pathetically I want to give you space You've given me nothing
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Suddenly the dream has soured You can't find time in 24 hours How do I keep it light and thrilling Seeing that you just aren't willing To take a risk For this bliss Did I read too much into this Or was your cake feast filling
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Day two. Consumed by thoughts of you. What exact shade of blue. How can this dream come true I'll plot and plan For years To prove what I can do. Put each other up on pedestals Chiseled beautiful statues.
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Empress Chandra @midwestempress.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I'm obsessed Blue sky eyes Facing death But I'm alive Take it all I'll survive If I'm fed More white lies From that mouth They're lullabies
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
During these difficult times, it seems like people have lost sight of what is really important: paying attention to me.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
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