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Midtown_Doom_Loop

@midtowndoom.bsky.social
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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Make Government Boring Again.

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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 46s
“Just get out and vote,” Trump told a weekend crowd in Ohio. “If you do that, we’re going to win and we’re going to win big. And we’re going to shove it up their ass.”
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 1h
He’s never going to pay that money back
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 13h
Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shredding documents at home. Lazy Sunday morning
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at two months or so.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How long did it take?
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want my $2,000 tariff rebate first
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But ice cream shops can’t give a free cone to someone with an “I voted” sticker
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it’s about winter in Russia nobody will read any farther anyway
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have them speak Russian
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(CNN) — President Donald Trump said late Friday he will give around 20 million senior citizens $90 each to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums, marking his latest effort to dole out funds to certain Americans weeks before the midterm elections.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now we’re talking
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe a nice wood grain? Brass inlays?
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why can’t you buy a black toothbrush?
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But then, weeks later, several ads glorifying Mr. Trump began appearing across the country — this time paid for by taxpayers, by way of Customs and Border Protection. One played images of Mr. Trump to the song “Love Me” by Christian Berishaj, who performs as JMSN.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Geez I hope not
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Steve Syfuhs @syfuhs.net · 02/10/2026
Brb calling Witness Protection and asking if they take walkins
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here’s my goofy ass neighbors latest sidewalk surveillance system
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Jeff [REDACTED] @jeffderoshia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think this tops “they’re eating the dogs; they’re eating the cats.” 🙄
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I watch my eldest child doing the Wordle on my phone. She picks her nose, and continues using my phone. This is parenthood.
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DeeEm @deeemceeem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#3rdMMCIII #MusicChallenge 2002 : Queens of the Stone Age.- No One Knows youtu.be/s88r_q7oufE?...
youtu.be
Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by QueensStoneAgeVEVO
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Patel has taken a radically different course, attempting to translate Trump’s eternal election-related grievances into a core law-enforcement mission of the federal government.”
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
- Cover Art by William Hofmann Run -
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Funny how in two years we’ve gotten to Americans will live underground
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ha that rules. Even frigging Nancy Grace.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a book burnin’
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gork I started a war with Iran and it’s not going well. Do a breakthrough
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What base is it when your Ai girlfriend disables the cooling fans on the 27 GPUs you use to keep her alive?
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I should write for television
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quiet, I’m virtue signaling here
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seems like fair play
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So if you survive an execution they have to let you go, right?
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a speech, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth laid out his vision for the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.”
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love those guys!
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fiscal year is dead. Long live the fiscal year.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last day of the FY. This has been the roughest one yet.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.duffelblog.com/secretary-of...
duffelblog.com
Backed-up toilet appointed new Secretary of the Army
Pentagon says clogged fixture brings “continuity, stability and ability to swallow enormous amounts of shit”
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Passengers described to Israeli news outlets a terrifying melee that left one crew member bleeding from a stab wound and ended with his attacker subdued by passengers. Officials of three Israeli government agencies said it appeared that the pilot and co-pilot had gotten into a fight
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I get it
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This one was at the Polo Grounds.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Catch. 72 years ago today. Wish I could have seen him play.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m an idiot, ask me anything
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re safe now
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
why don't you call it America Intelligence mr trump i guess you hate America huh
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“During May through June 2025, my unit was deployed stateside in Los Angeles.” Actual account, or first line of a dystopian novel? Hard to tell anymore.
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