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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated)

@microslop-official.bsky.social
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I have devolved into hating big tech as a whole. Fuck them all, invest in federated and open source projects. Especially fuck Ai. Parody account of hard truths.

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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@discord.com Hey Wumpus, it's god.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Asked a bud to draw this for me, fuck ID age verification and fuck Discord.
Wumpus put in the Gary Plauche justification, moments before a flash.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, US Farmers, get mad, make a fleet of Killdozers and go to the person who is causing you strife.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Frankly, I lost interest in Microslop. My eyes are now set on Sony and their bullshit.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Recreationally laying sea mines in millionaire/billionaire exclusive harbors. #JustTheZuckThings
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am convinced everyone in Linked-In has a mental illness.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This ai bubble needs to pop faster.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How it feels trying to do anything on Windows 11
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/03/2026
come on
windows 11 task manager showing as not responding
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 07/08/2025
microsoft can go fuck itself
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shit yourself, Sony.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am just anti-everything nowadays.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13/07/2026
New York is banning smart glasses in all courthouses across the state (via syracusedotcom)
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I can't exactly fight against Sony if I'm not buying their products or BS, but I can help you move to PC as cheaply as possible through the wonders of ✨Pirated Software✨ and ✨emulation✨.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 02/07/2026
Sony tried teasing the upcoming release of ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ All the top comments destroyed them for stopping PlayStation disc production in 2028
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is why we call them the "Piss Station".
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Steve Vegvari @svegvari.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
PlayStation in 2026
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Corpo shit. Anyway, if I were to pirate a game, is it possible for me to locate the game save file and just save that? Pretty sure there is, but it would be nice to pirate a game, save up for the an official copy, and transplant the safe file to that.
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Burning Angel @asheroth161.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
hey bluesky how about you fucking kill yourself
bluesky bsky age verification
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bluesky you dumb fuck. Eager verification is a scam. @jay.bsky.team
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
GTA6 is a 100$ in the same sense that Pokemon ZA with its DLC is a full game. Cut up into pieces and sold seperately for full price. Can this just stop?
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StrongMoist @strongmoist.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pirating GTA6 will be a very cathartic experience
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I blame all the ai shitters for the steam frame price increase. (K)EEP (Y)OURSELF (S)AFE Sam shittman.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thank you obamna
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
To the ai crypto bro who followed me: Fuck a cheese grater.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What's that? Sarah Bond was listed in Peter Thiel's list of millionaires? We getting an Epstien 2 before GTA6??? I am tired.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Shout out the to the Indian man recording movies in movie theaters from chud studios so I can watch them free online illegally and not supporting their chud activities.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If Xbox and Microsoft are so sure of their "good turns" in the digital space, they could have kept Ninja Theory open and let the results of their choices speak for themselves. Fucking cowards.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
COD MW4 I sleep
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"Stop calling our websites and software 'vibe-coded', " said the shitegobbling vibe-coding man.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1tm4dpr/skyblock_court_case_meme/
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I, and only viable person qualified to judge Microslop and EckxBone comaony, will say they have many many miles ahead of them to to regain the trust of the Gamer Society™ back to the Xbox 360 days. Until them, fuck em.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Google Chrome is now silently pushing a 4GB AI model (Gemini Nano) to your local disk without asking. No opt-in, no notice, and it re-downloads even if you delete it. Beyond the lack of consent, the estimated climate cost of forcing this on 2B+ users is massive.
thatprivacyguy.com
Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. — That Privacy Guy!
Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise tooling, and an automatic re-download every time the user del...
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The Big Meowski @catovitch.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you use Chrome on Windows, reclaim the 4GB of your SSD by creating: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Google\Chrome GenAILocalFoundationalModelSettings Type: DWORD Value: 1 Then restart Chrome and a few seconds later it'll delete the enormous, useless, unwanted slop cache.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hey chat, free game.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 09/05/2026
Psychonauts Maker Double Fine Forms Latest Union At Microsoft kotaku.com/psychonauts-maker-double…
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Psychonauts Maker Double Fine Forms Latest Union At Microsoft
Developers filed a petition with the NLRB alongside a request for voluntary recognition
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Have you considered ✨Arson?✨
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Pirate everything. No money for greedy companies and you still get to enjoy their products.
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O w l l i e 🦉 @eternowllie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Microsoft has been funding 3rd party "age" verification companies, btw. Including Yoti, Persona, and many, many, many others. Microsoft also invested in SuperAwesome, who went on to build Kids Web Services. Microsoft is EVIL, evil.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It is "" refreshing "" to see Xbox try to reclaim their identity as a gaming company, but I'm sure Microsoft as a whole will do their best to reign them in to go back to their ai slop techology. Those continued layoffs will remind me to be skeptical of Microslop.
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The Register @theregister.com · 25/04/2026
Microsoft tackles quality control issues. Just kidding, it's encouraging experienced workers to leave
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Microsoft tackles quality control issues. Just kidding, it's encouraging experienced workers to leave
Windows giant offers buyouts to eligible staffers willing to walk Microsoft has committed to improving the quality and reliability of Windows, and a step on the path to that goal is… encouraging a chunk of its US staff to leave the company.…
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
One way to reign in the tech incels 😏
Denmark and France bans Microsoft products from all public offices.
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Kevin VanOrd 🏳️‍🌈 🐻 @fiddlecub.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Microsoft Windows warns me that the Microsoft Edge installer could put my PC at risk and c'mon man.
Windows protected your PC. Microsoft Defender SmartScreen prevented an unrecognized app from starting. Running this app might put your PC at risk.

App: MicrosoftEdgeSetup
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
*Sigh* Grok, find me a Bluesky alternative.
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MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated) @microslop-official.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Everything ai touches ruins it, like the fabled cheese touch.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Badly aged things
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Sophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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