iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Don't know if I've heard a worse answer to a question than in the Internet NZ AGM

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

this internet NZ AGM is taking so long to do online that i think we should do away with the internet in NZ altogether

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Nothing more apt for the times than the "New World" being on fire

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Pope Francis was elected pope in 2013, the year Lorde released her first album. Pope Leo was elected pope in 2025, the year Lorde released her fourth album. Sure, the Lord works. But the Lorde works harder

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Jessica de Heij @jdeheij.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

When I saw this. Wow 😮

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Alex Ovechkin scores career goal #895 setting the NHL record, the entire bench clears to celebrate

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I don't believe any of the millennial-renaissance discourse. They don't truly love us, they've just decided that skinny jeans were kinda cute to be contrarian. The tide will turn and Gen Z and Alpha will hate us again soon. Don't fall for it

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

meetings have to be two hours long because you spend the first hour pointing out that all the additions that people want to make have already been written in

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

What if the tree doesn't fall in the forest when it knows no one will hear it because it WANTS to be HEARD did you ever think about that??

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Someone found a van gogh in their garage which is almost exactly where I’d expect a going van to be.

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Two new zealand kids escaped a kindergarten this week, after a door was left open by a teacher. People say thats bad but I think its wise to be teaching kiwis how to leave from such a young age.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Not sure anything I’ve done professionally, as much as I wish it were, has been as important as the Cat Political Compass I just created

A political compass meme (coordinate plane), in which the vertical axis is BRAIN - NO BRAIN and the horizontal axis is NO CRIMES - CRIMES.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 06/12/2024

Working on the final newsletter and script of the year

I will never forgive these people for what they have done to the computer, and neither should you. I have watched them take the things that made me human - social networking, digital communities, apps, and the connecting fabric of our digital lives - and turned them into devices of torture, profitable mechanisms of abuse, and find it disgusting how many reporters seem to believe it's their responsibility to thank them and explain why it's good this is happening to their readers.

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

cannot tell you how happy it makes me that spotify wrapped sucked this year. and THEN to find out that it was because they fired the HUMAN that made the ALGORITHM so good? *chefs kiss* computers are still dumb as fuck i'm still smarter than them

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

death threats are okay as long as they're written like "we're increasing the cost of your insulin" or "we're privatising the health sector"

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

thus begins my annual solo crusade against spotify wrapped

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I’m such a big cricket fan that I will share my cricket opinions liberally even though I think they’re mostly bad opinions

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Every cricket groundsman looks like they match a cricket player beer for beer but without the rest of the training and exercise

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Weird how much of a capitalist Chris Luxon is considering his inability to own his bad decisions

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

This All Blacks vs Italy start has been as messy as the personal life of the young male athletes these players once were

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Man, Black Friday sales really aren't what they used to be. Which was something that is existed in the USA and no where else in the world.

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I don't need to know your star sign to know anything about you, I just need to know whether you've had to experience a summer Christmas while everyone sings about how cozy the fire is inside. Southern Hemisphere girlie? Empath. Northern Hemisphere girlie? Un-self aware. Probably fascist.

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It's so hard to do Southern Hemisphere Hot Girl Summer when everyone else is posting about how cold it is

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I’m not career driven. I’m people driven. People drive me. I don’t have a licence.

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

In other NZ news, police are searching for a missing boat with 700kg of meth on board. I am not a drugs or a police person but aren't the boats with 700kg usually meant to be missing from police?

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Fourteen newspapers in regional NZ are shutting down, which is going to astronomically set back rural kids ability to compete against urban papier mâché.

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

coming back to bluesky realising how funny i used to be on here

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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

do u know how ontologically evil you have to be for everyone to cheer when you die

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

Bangladesh vs NZ cricket teams are digging through this ground like you dig through cookies and cream ice cream to find the cookies

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Never trust a tech bro who says they're creating God with AI like these people have no imagination they think God is some punitive guy in the sky that people love even though he's a dickhead. The tech bro is just creating an AI of himself and calling it God.

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

He’s a terrorist! Of love. And an enemy of the state! Of happiness. And he’s a convict

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

I went to my first flag football training last night and then made a joke about how I am now on a trajectory to the 2028 olympics and then realised that because I live in New Zealand that’s not really a joke

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

Whenever I feel like I’ve lost interest in some of my old hobbies I take sure I get a writing deadline and then TA DA interest renewed

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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Actually Frankenstein is a student not a scientist. Oncoming bourgeois industrial modernity - Enlightenment, science, and technology without social justice, equality, or freedom - is the monster.

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

They call it a “cold” call because of the way our hearts and minds are emotionally closed off to new and exciting opportunities

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

I want a leaf blower for Christmas from my partner but I’m aware that borders too close to making her into a “bought my wife a vacuum for Christmas” dude

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

unstoppable force of people hating ian foster vs immovable object people assuming the all blacks should always win the world cup

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Michelle @michellewiley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Is it cake or is it the modern ritual of lighting fires on food and ingesting a little bit of your friend via their spit on your slice

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